I hate the creation theories. I mean, I was raised to believe in both Adam and Eve and the Evolutionist theory. So here's my theory:
God created all these different animals, and then said to himself, "Lord, I made this world boring. Let's get something new in here." So he took some apes and just kept changing them until he came up with man and woman. And then he wanted to try again, but Eve turned to him and said, "OH NO YOU DON'T!"
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There's a fine, fine line between a lover and a friend And there's a fine, fine line between reality and pretend ... I guess if someone doesn't love you back, it isn't such a crime, But there's a fine, fine line between love, and a waste of time. ... And I don't have the time to waste on you anymore. I don't think you even know what you're looking for For my own sanity, I've got to close the door, And walk away...
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