- Family of Fla. student who mooned teacher sues to get back in school
- TV head loses battle to scrap reality shows
- Uganda scraps "sexist" adultery law
- Porn swap sparks defense leak furore
- Astronaut expects odd challenges in space marathon
- Why the long face? Obese treated like horses
- U.S. coast guard plucks man, pet bird from tree
- Rolling Stone says snorting father comment a joke
- Brides, grooms seek serenity and scenic locales
- Rolling Stone Richards "snorted father's ashes"
- Everything taken from Washington state home after fake Web ad appears
- Housecat roused owner from bed as carbon monoxide filled home, saving family
- Drug arrest involving plush bunny gives new meaning to 'Easter grass'
- Missing dog reappears four years and 1,000 miles away
- Dead marriage? How about a wedding ring coffin?
- Ohio substitute teacher accused of quieting kindergartners with clothespins
- New Jersey workers hit jackpot in closed casino
- Wayward weiner dog rescued from weakening ice of Wascana Lake
- Dentist guilty of urinating in surgery sink
- Lawsuit alleges dead rat found in dementia patient's mouth in California
- No Easter eggs! says Croatian protester in cage
- Blind hunters in Texas to use laser sights
- Cabbie, dilettante and prolific inventor in fray to lead Tokyo
- Indian village hopes brides will flood in after well installed
- Bomb scare closes Wash. Ferry dock; proves to be boy's lost toy
- Woodman spare that tree, its name is Putin
- Former tax collector charged in fraud scheme
- New Yorker bought jewelry using city bank account
- Canada to remove mistake-ridden WWI exhibit
- 'Mr. Awesome' looted New York City bank account to buy porn
- Man gives away house in northern Ohio but taker has to move it
- Movie miscue: Family film audience shown glimpse of horror flick in New York
- Florida experts hope to teach deaf dolphin's unborn calf to communicate
- FAA says Northwest flight cancelled due to pilot's obscenity-laced outburst
- Flight canceled after pilot's foul language
- Call of nature in Malaysia saves 100 lives
- Stockholm raises bamboo lemur in possible rival to cub Knut
- Four-time poll loser eyes 16 more runs: paper
- 20 gunmen fail to bust Italian out of prison hospital
- Wild West heroics brings runaway horse carriage to safe stop in Indianapolis
- Dreamed up phone number leads man to a bride
- Mammas pick their sons' brides on Italy reality TV
- Want a promotion? Treat Mom well
- Polar bear cub Knut prompts Easter crush at Berlin zoo
- Minn. woman to sell nearly all her belongings on EBay, wants a clean start
- Thailand hopes holy sour candy will stop road accidents
- Annual UFO survey records 736 reported sightings across Canada last year
- Runaway mouse delays flight
- China films Bruce Lee biopic
- Diet triggers false drink test for Virgin pilot
- Man's wives have no sense of humor
- Wise old owls have macho moments
- Britons waste online time 'wilfing': study
- Driver rams phone company HQ in SKorea protest
- Chinese football players told to control middle fingers
- SKorean life baffles NKorea's young footballers
- Zebra reported missing four months ago found dead in western Alberta
- Retired W.Va. pipe fitter comes armed with funeral plans; 'It's a recipe for crematio
- Cincinnati mayor's errant pitch leads to laughter and a screwball sandwich
- 3,200-year-old hair of Ramses II returns to Egyptian Museum
- Elsie McLean, 102, becomes oldest golfer to make hole-in-1 on regulation course
- Sheriff issues himself a ticket for an unsafe lane change
- City of Ogden, Utah, may set up committee to sniff out objectionable odors
- Anonymous group pays more than $3,000 to liberate 300 Maine lobsters
- US university gets 400 million dollar gift
- Fare's fare: New York couple hail cab for 4,000 km ride
- Bad English added to list of things Beijing Olympic officials want to ban
- Kabul kite-maker stars behind scenes in Hollywood movie
- Fans seek Florida pardon for Doors' Morrison
- Creators fight over cartoon imp's right to wed
- Piano smugglers face the music
- "Birdman" in hospital after test flight
- Border cops recover 1,000 stolen wedding gowns
- Suspect in California ATM theft loses leg while trying to escape from police
- Ohio man awarded US$786,760 in lawsuit over injury to testicle at local gym
- Did Ford chief save Bush's life? Not so much.
- Go check it! Bucolic British poem gets new rap
- Driverless car goes on show in London
- Kabul kite-maker stars behind scenes in Hollywood movie
- Italian priest jailed for cocaine possession
- 'World's local bank' bears wrath of small town: report
- Orangutans gaming at Zoo, research hopes to help survival of wild population
- Canadian artist's 'smokin' guitars are all the rage
- Banks try charm to deter robbers; claim it 'scares the lights' out of bandits
- Macedonian minister will return Beckham's car if stolen
- West Virginia police nab purse snatching suspect hiding in portable toilet
- Rock classics drive motorists over limit
- Hells Angels to organize a benefit party
- Chinese reporter rebuked for hospital urine expose
- Texas mud hole traps horse for hours before backhoe, volunteers dig him out
- 900-kg elephant seal wears out welcome in northern California coastal community
- Hurley's father-in-law weighs in on wedding
- And how would you like your cactus, rare or well-done?
- British artist Emin hoists sperm flag over London
- Not all folks see church billboards on Pure Sex sermon series as being pure
- 'Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America' takes prize for oddest book title
- British teen says sorry to parents after home trashed during party
- Minnesota jail guard suspended after allegedly thumping inmate with a Bible
- Health boss says just starting on smoking ban
- Police gaffe makes Muslims pray in wrong direction
- Beijing's war of words heats up as Olympics get closer
- Malaysian teacher caned by principal
- U.S. prosecutors to retry California's 'Guru of Ganja' marijuana grower
- Alberta RCMP enlist help of U.S. Homeland Security to find pepperoni thiefs
- Astronaut Suni Williams to start her 'Boston Marathon' on time, in space
- Volkswagen believed to belong to Pope Benedict before papacy for sale on eBay
- Calif. restaurant closing means no more snake and gator platters
- Luxury phones rival handmade watches for jet-set
- 3 Central Amer. nations ban self-styled Antichrist
- Deadly virus phone threat causes panic
- Hungarian motorway blocked by escaping rabbits
- Protesters burn effigies of Gere after Shilpa kiss
- Japan firm apologizes after toilets smoke, catch fire
- Mammoth, meteorite or bezoar? Christie's offering all 3 in unusual auction
- Colo. inmates sue over mosquitoes, claim repeated bites threatened their lives
- Truck carrying 5,000 rabbits to slaughter overturns on highway in Hungary
- Berlin's beloved polar bear cub Knut falls ill
- US astronaut runs marathon while in space
- Boston Marathon organizers play wrong Russian anthem - again
- Prices jump at mammoth auction in Paris
- Japanese toilet maker in hot seat over bidet fires
- Pope gets huge toy bear as birthday gift
- Drunken German emerges unscathed from under train
- Never mind Riverdance, Ireland now have chicken and ferret
- Chocolate gives people more of a buzz than passionate kisses: study
- Mexico might ban Tunick nudes from pyramids
- Minnesota's Muslim cab drivers face crackdown
- Passengers fume as sleepy crew delays flight
- French town launches campaign to remind British tourists to drive on the right
- Harper's crimson tide: MPs and reporters wonder what's with PM's red face?
- Man living in a home with a thick layer of animal feces arrested, authorities say
- Man accused of hitting woman with car as she tried to save duck in bizarre case
- Florida woman arrested for shoplifting blames crime on irritable bowel syndrome
- Couple complete 2,500-mile cab ride from NYC to Arizona
- Skeleton of prehistoric mammoth sells for over $421K at Christie's auction
- Author tries to interest leader in arts, books
- Another toilet-maker in the hotseat
- Alert Edmonton garbage man saves tiny Yorkshire terrier from trash can
- Aussie boffin lives 12 days underwater on algae-generated oxygen
- Winnipeg senior thanks stranger who pulled her away from oncoming train
- Law hinders officials pursuing man who reportedly masturbated among library books
- Fred Thompson, the non-candidate, gets effusive Capitol Hill welcome
- Dutch stud elephant gets police escort for Belgian love trip
- Horses may be drugged for Stones gig
- Morbidly obese: bigger Britons need fatter furnaces
- Soccer mom who left her teen alongside interstate ticketed for neglect: police
- Coyote that eluded authorities in foot chase through Detroit is pregnant
- Love at first bite?
- Oscar-winning "gangster" guilty of fraud
- Body parts in garbage bags lead to arrest
- Marijuana lab explosion injures man
- Crook wins damages for injury during theft
- Polar bear cub Knut receives death threat
- Ohio residents say mystery animals roaming woods resemble goats, sheep, deer
- Sex aid sparks NZealand bomb scare
- Malaysian woman claims twin baby missing
- Malaysian prosecutors charge dead policeman with corruption
- Phone saves Irish bag handler from unplanned NYC trip
- Suspects accidentally dial 911 while trying to page drug dealer, police say
- Woman registers a .47 blood-alcohol content, possibly a Washington state record
- Buddy the donkey appears as witness in dispute between two neighbors in Dallas
- Police, zoo dismiss death threat against Berlin's famous polar bear Knut
- New York man sheds quarter of a ton
- Berlin's polar bear cub Knut receives death threat
- London workmen paint over graffiti by top artist
- Dead billionaire leaves all to feng shui master
- "Ghost ship" mystery puzzles rescuers
- Bank offers plastic surgery loans
- Speak Dutch or be fired
- Fruity tails count as health food, study finds
- Dutch coffee shops say cannabis smoke here to stay
- Bomb scare at U.S. post office as novelty phone heard ticking inside package
- Australia jails 'obsessed' museum thief
- Swedish hospital may ban Crocs clogs due to static electricity
- Nestle pops free Swiss chocs in post after rebranding flops
- Hawaii art gallery fights to keep outdoor chop sui they inherited at new location
- Ohio mother and daughter give birth within minutes, delivered by the same doctor
- Harper: touched by an angel while getting makeup done
- Tennessee father makes 14-year-old son wear sign as punishment for using drugs
- Plumbing problems prompt port-a-potty prom at a high school in Arkansas
- Prisoner wrongly freed after officials get phony, typo-filled fax
- Robotic falcons enlisted to fight Liverpool's pigeon menace
- Armed with snub-nosed .38, Miss America 1944 stops intruder on her farm
- Families of missing Australian yachtsmen refuse to give up hope
- Massachusetts man gets 5,000 calls after posting number on YouTube
- Incredulous authorities nab out-of-place alligator in Long Island
- Use of private sleuths rising in divorces?
- Man arrested for naked Hitler birthday event
- Bar lets diners tipple from IV tubes
- See loins in the fountain...
- Teachers "purify" students with cow urine
- SKorea targets missing Kyrgyz 'shooting squad'
- Mystery shoe fits but no happy ending for Florida driver
- Renovations to Blair's home said to run into planning problems
- He drools and hops on furniture, but Riggs the bulldog is a beauty king
- Don't call me to complain, Harper says: I can just hear through mediums?
- Spilled mozzarella turns Chicago Skyway into a cheesy mess
- Police: girl stops van that goes out of control when mother becomes ill
- Pennsylvania teen wins $25,000 prize in New York text-messaging contest
- New York couple sets sail for 1,000-day, nonstop cruise around world
- Thief snatches piggy bank containing about $600 from deli in Lincoln, Neb.
- Teachers in India reportedly sprinkle cow urine on several students to purify them
- Police smell something fishy, arrest 12 in illegal caviar ring
- Ex-judge, prosecutor face discipline for admitting having sex in judge's chambers
- Police: Idaho man allegedly rams wife's house after she spurns cigarette demand
- Two of the world's oldest women meet in Indiana
- Wang is China's most popular surname, with 93 million and counting
- Sri Lanka's star gazers eye World Cup win
- Mystery fossil turns out to be giant fungus
- Naked man shot near U.S. embassy in Kyrgyzstan
- Pregnant cow runs riot across city
- Darwin's publisher was urged not to publish evolution work
- Intelligence not linked to wealth, according to US study
- Amazing Kreskin foresees 'innovative' reality show coming to Canada in 2007
- Generous gesture has Hunter in hot water
- Head start: Scientists crack beer-froth enigma
- French village does it again -- gets vote bang on
- German cow dies after rampage through city
- Abe should try US steak: Bush aide
- Overweight Swiss steamer makes waves
- Drunk deposits horse in bank for night
- Reptilian romance in the air as croc moves home
- Superman "S" stands for Serbia?
- Who me? Researcher creates robot double
- Ohio sheriff says man accused of robbing bank flushed money down toilet
- Spaniards rather drink a beer with PM than Penelope Cruz
- Rock it, man: Europe launches songs-in-space competition
- Man allegedly tries to trade stolen Jeep back to same dealer, Conn. police say
- Police investigate mysterious bags of fish and pictures found in Yonkers grave
- 19-year-old who entered University of Michigan expects to graduate in 1 year
- Wyoming woman keeps goat in minivan despite some protests from some residents
- Miss America goes undercover in New York to try to catch sex predators
- Feud between local Wash. fire commissioners leads to charges in mug attack
- Florida man charged with performing dental work without a license in garage
- Coyote looks but doesn't buy at Kansas City bedding store
- Man ordered to apologize or face 30 days in jail for skipping out on jury duty
- Florida police track down robbery suspect after he left AK-47 receipt at scene
- Real-life spider-men? Italian researcher says it's possible
- Nigeria ruling party wins seat even without fielding candidate
- Of beer and bubbles: The formula for a perfect pint
- Natural pearls sell for $7.1 million
- Maturing cheese becomes Internet star
- 'Steve' Harper's remarks on N.L. budget show 'disdain,' premier says
- Of beer and bubbles: The formula for a perfect pint
- Man wearing nothing but women's high heels causes lockdown at Oregon building
- Suspect wearing elderly N.C. woman's T-shirt arrested after high-speed chase
- New Zealand grandmother finds condom in McDonald's happy meal gift bag
- Texas toddler at day care hands teacher bag of cocaine, police investigate
- Man charged for spending $80,000 mistakenly deposited in his bank account
- Thief betrays himself to get free beer