- Nursing home cat can sense death?
- Broadcaster Bob Costas zings Bonds back after Bonds calls him 'little midget man'
- Three men convicted of soliciting sex must wear chicken suit
- Secret to good weather for NJ balloon festival said to be a virgin
- Bus driver is fired after sending 38,000 text messages on company cellphone
- Wisconsin community aids lemonade stand robbery victim with cards and cash
- In Japan, even sex goes high-tech
- Tusk, tusk: Prankster dentist wins case against insurer over fake implants
- Amsterdam authorities to prosecute woman who killed purse snatcher
- Huge chunks of falling ice mysteriously pelt Iowa neighbourhood, smash roof
- Canadian Mounties chase rebel bees after hive coup d'etat
- ATM gives out $20s instead of $5s
- Nervous dealer travels across the country with coin worth (US)$1.9 million
- Manitoba MP issues his own trading cards to connect with young constituents
- Enormous floating condom advertisement for safe sex at Dutch rock concert
- Arkansas man, 93, shoots robber after being beaten unconscious
- Long Island man stops to help stranded motorist, who carjacks him
- Noisy neighbour gets two years jail in Spain
- Sheikh delays plane over seating
- Hotels told to provide condoms
- Thief battered in fish shop
- Mystery money in Japan appears in mailboxes, falls from sky
- Dancing jailbirds in Philippines become YouTube hit
- Florida man, 88, finally gets Eagle Scout rank earned before going off to war
- Michigan man, 73, to clean veterans memorial as punishment for scrap metal scam
- Washington split over Clinton cleavage
- Pennsylvania man survives second lightning strike, 27 years after first hit
- Hapless users find toilet bowls common receptacle for dropped cellphones
- Florist, farmer, innkeeper: One-week job hunter tries his hand at beer
- Winnipeg magazine contest picks 'Worst Canadian' as way to promote history
- The right number for the Beijing Olympics is about to be auctioned
- Wedding planners rejoice in new freedom
- Poland's oldest parachutist jumps at 84
- Meditators predict Dow 17,000, near U.S. utopia
- Collingwood, Ont. Elvis festival crowns new king at tribute contest
- Panda poop souvenirs: Gifts that keep on giving
- New York City selling 500 pounds of foreign coins collected from its parking meters
- Ill. town, already known for world's largest ketchup bottle, sets sights on new recor
- Fans seek to honor Scotsman William McGonagall, known as the world's worst poet
- Off-duty SPCA officer finds 30-inch alligator abandoned in pillowcase on beach
- Coin dealer travels across the country with $1.9 million dime in his pocket
- Pastor who carries gun in fanny pack helps stop suspected thief
- Birth control to be put in feeders to try to reduce Hollywood's pigeon population
- Wax figures of Stalin, Hitler and FDR disrobed at warehouse in Ireland
- French players eyes will be smiling after Irish match
- Taiwanese collector serves up rock hard banquet
- Lonely classes for solo student in Indonesia
- China's hairiest man seeks torch relay role
- Canadian minister gets shirty at Asia summit
- Former racing champ loses driving license
- Hairy Chinese singer bids to join Beijing Olympic torch relay
- Australian school makes sunglasses compulsory for pupils
- Firefighters use duct tape to stop a gas leak in a Regina neighbourhood
- Burglars cut hole in roof, climb down hose, crawl on stomachs to rob store
- Vegans shun sex with carnivores says researcher
- Austrian study debunks notion that full moon causes more workplace injuries
- Company covers its ads after church objects to cheeky Times Square billboard
- Swiss teens caught with cocaine disguised as wine
- Swearing a blue streak now nets red card in Manitoba soccer games
- N.C. police look for thieves who have stolen almost $35,000 worth of underwear
- Texas authorities find dead cats at home of man who led high-speed chase
- Struggling Philadelphia Archdiocese touts Catholic schools in movie houses
- Burglars cut hole in roof, climb down hose to rob store
- Brazil players drunk at World Cup - report
- Chinese spiderman jailed after climbing tallest building
- Ctrl + Alt + Del if you've heard this one before
- Florida's living Harry Potter weathers Pottermania, and the endless phone calls
- If you can't trust kidnappers, who can you trust?
- Earrings for marauding Indian monkeys
- Great-great-granny earns masters degree at 94
- Chinese go online to torture, kill corrupt officials
- New Zealand lamb born with seven legs, likely won't survive
- Swearing a blue streak now nets red card in Manitoba soccer games
- 1980s singers try to build largest kazoo band ever; fall short of goal
- Las Vegas auto dealer vows to keep oversized American flag despite city order
- Imposter pretending to be soccer star David Beckham makes crank calls to county offic
- Iowa cab company keeps heart on ice enoute to tissue processing facility
- Man arrested on suspicion of hacking into Rasmussen's e-mails, trying to sell them
- Arkansas couple have their 17th child, say they want even more
- Bush gives Brown a bomber
- Great-great-granny earns masters degree at 94
- Odor leads to illegal dung depot
- Chocoholic squirrel steals treats from shop
- Sask Bible camp counsellor facing heat for roasting squirrel in front of kids
- Bizarre submersible found floating off New York: reports
- Israelis bombard Gaza -- this time with salvo of salad
- Interesting news about the office workaholics
- I don't care if I'm richest in world...
- Art gallery says Dutch master is fake
- Bad bosses get promoted, not punished?
- Nissan gets testy with drunk drivers
- On-air bottom pincher gets police warning
- Armoured car spills 32,000 quarters during trip spanning 2 Wisconsin counties
- Man accused of selling drugs out of ice cream truck parked near NYC school
- Armless Florida driver gets 5 years in prison on latest traffic charges
- Australian court orders man to hand over vintage plane he sold for $128,640 on eBay
- In dig at Barry Bonds, Colorado sushi restaurant celebrates its steroid-free meat
- Bizarre submersible found floating off New York
- Rasta warders dismissed for refusing to cut off dreadlocks
- Russian region declares war on watermelon 'fakes'
- British chain proposes perfumed pubs
- Indian police get to the bottom of necklace case
- SKorean pet shop sparks growls from China
- Hello Kitty to punish bad-boy Thai police
- British pop star's party call prompts house trashing fears
- Less-than-purr-fect Thai police to sport Hello Kitty armbands as punishment
- French snail-guzzling fest sets new record
- Zut alors! Nosy photogs pester Sarkozy on vacation
- Fatter corpses cause hazard for mortuaries
- Pencil removed from woman's head after 55 years
- Chicken and rice ends thief's toilet trauma
- No more crispy duck served at toilets
- Blind man arrested for driving car
- Finns sweat it out for gold in sauna sitting championships
- Female mice just a sniff away from male sex drive
- Nine in 10 Americans say ban texting while driving
- Do I have to draw a map for you?
- Telekom model waits 3 months for phone line
- Woman sells ceramic turtle with ashes of husband's previous wife at yard sale
- Monkey on the lam recaptured in Elvis's hometown Tupelo, Miss.
- Passenger on Florida-New York flight smuggles monkey onto plane under hat
- Crocodile falls to earth in Russian nuclear town
- Architect seeks license revocation against dead architect
- German railway rescues soccer fans from beerless journey
- Texas woman survives after pickup plummets 150 feet over cliff
- Army Corps, which dumped old ordnance on N.J. beach, wants town to pay for cleanup
- Antiques dealer finds 19th-century children's publications headed for the trash
- Doctor in Germany removes pencil lodged in woman's head for 55 years
- Sleeping baby gives car-thief second thoughts
- Sweet taste of fame fading for Knut the polar bear
- Colorado priest faces charge after police say he went jogging naked
- Florida town bans cowboy boots for police after slippery soles cause car crash
- Big Ben to take a break
- Ukrainian vet declared world's tallest man
- Police seek 'professionals' who removed Minnesota man's testicles
- Stand by your ban: Dolly lands British woman in hot water
- Giant Lego man found in Dutch sea
- Swedish grandmother hospitalised after beaver attack
- Farmer attacks police with muck spreader
- Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a baby..
- Wisconsin cops nab diaper-wearing monkey that bit woman
- Hunt for Lord Lucan turns to New Zealand
- Maryland gas station burglars tracked by trail of candy wrappers
- Mets fan could face big tax bill for snagging Bonds' home run ball
- Christ-like smudge on Virginia garage floor fetches more than US$1,000 on EBay
- California teen rescued after dangling from 200-foot cliff trying to save sandal
- Robber leaves shotgun on store counter, where clerk grabs it and turns tables
- 'Texas Redneck Games' draw several thousand, create problems for police
- Firm sees big impact from enlarging condoms
- Poachers accidentally flag their presence
- It's safe to go back into water, doorman says
- Bruin from Winnipeg zoo named world's oldest living polar bear
- Oscar Mayer's Wienermobile ticketed for illegal parking on Chicago street
- Video from the Web site YouTube helps catch New Zealand computer thief
- Bat sets off fire alarm in German highway tunnel causing long delays
- Oscar Mayer Wienermobile gets parking ticket in downtown Chicago
- Paper launches Diana portrait competition
- Montenegro shark scare has no teeth
- Jet set hit by Saint-Tropez helicopter crackdown
- 'Little Godzilla' croc still at large in Ukraine
- Three-tonne meteorite stolen in Russia
- Washington pants plaintiff doesn't want to pay opponents' lawyer fees
- Everything's made of ice at new Canadian-designed lounge in boiling-hot Dubai
- Woman unhappy with Seattle karaoke singer attacks him during Coldplay song
- Spanish thief saw himself as Robin Hood-like bandit
- Skydiver, 83, reaches personal milestone, makes 100th jump
- Art teacher wins date with porn star then resigns
- Washington man says he was bitten in the finger by a beheaded rattlesnake
- Brooklyn, N.Y., man who went for nude swim found unharmed under pier
- Saudi man nabbed trying to bring live snakes and crocodiles onto plane in Egypt
- Thailand considers law allowing transsexuals to claim title of adopted gender
- Woman sentenced to 3 years in prison for using limo during bank robbery attempt
- Watch what you say at this animal sanctuary - the bird's listening
- Blind driver caught again
- New 'anti-wrinkle' pizza causes a stir with pie purists in Italy
- Drunk halts cycle marathon
- Alcohol shortage dampens spirits in Indonesia's Bali
- Crocs trap Australian rancher up tree for a week
- Norway paper urges princess to renounce title after saying she talks to angels
- Surrey man suing father for money he claims he forced him to hand over
- Report of crocodile in Vancouver backyard turns out to be a crock
- Australian magazine offers new breasts as top prize
- Woman arrested after calling Georgia police to complain about 'fake' cocaine
- Oregon man arrested for castrating ex-girlfriend's cat with box cutter
- Eight lives left: Cat uses up one to hide in couch to avoid fire
- Grumpy groundhog disrupts tours, restoration at Michigan museum
- 25-pound chunk of airplane debris, mistaken for UFO, lands in Maryland park
- Alleged robber accidentally shoots accomplice in eye during robbery attempt
- German Muslim teacher fails with Grace Kelly defence
- Japan cuts funds to X-rated show for hearing impaired
- Mass. boy gets himself locked in gun safe at store; freed after 15 minutes
- Idol-inspired NY musical voted off after one night
- 350-pound Calgary man makes big splash in winning national cannonball title
- LA's celebrity alligator foiled in escape bid from zoo
- British postal worker celebrates $75-million lottery win, biggest ever in UK
- Indiana mom sentenced to jail after posing as son's wife at court hearing
- Indiana man pays his $12,656 property tax bill with bags of change and $1 bills
- Cremated human remains found inside a package in Pa. mailbox, police say
- Texas man accused of getting into a small plane and doing figure-8's on grass
- Move over China, Finland takes karaoke crown
- Crooner 'with a calling' sings Elvis ... in Latin
- Thai prison champ defends her title
- New Delhi city councillor wants to ship city's stray dogs to Korea
- Boston man pleads guilty in glass-eating scheme; says he and wife needed money
- Norwegian princess's 'angel school' opens
- City council allows Pepper the pet sheep to stay with Calif. family despite unpleasan
- Pa. police say a broken ATM refused to deliver cash and foiled robbery
- British cop proves he was still on duty during sex romp
- Lithuanian ex-president's bodyguard shoots at chef: report
- Research at the track: standardbred horses wear heart monitors during races
- Michigan man wrongly thinks robbery is practical joke, gets hit on the head
- Chinese couple tries to name baby with the e-mail 'at' symbol
- Valuable cross dating to Middle Ages found in trash in Austria
- Horror author Stephen King mistaken for vandal in Aussie outback
- Naked TV news stripped of subsidy, carries on
- Shirt maker sews in fan to beat summer heat
- Diver is young fisherman's catch of the day
- Floods and disease, then "silly season" hits
- U.S. paid $1 million to ship two 19-cent washers
- Alberta goat farmers milk Lotto 6/49 for record-breaking $14.6 M jackpot
- New York State governor settles his bet with Ontario premier by buying wings
- Wisconsin woman faces charges after yelling chants around bonfire near her home
- Winnipeg house extensively ventilated front to back by speeding car
- Dentist buys porcelain crown that covered gap in Elvis Presley's teeth
- Seat belt induced 'Heimlich maneuver' saves Oregon man choking on a fast-food sandwic
- New Delhi city councilor suggests shipping stray dogs to Korea for soup
- Utah woman, 94, finally gets her high school diploma after 76 years
- 'Career flasher' sentenced to more than 13 years in prison for indecent exposure
- Wisconsin couple arrested for allegedly robbing a gas station with a samurai sword
- Utah school gets 'F' for history: District gets former president's name wrong on scho
- Technology helps reinvent cell phone advertising, distant it from spam
- Alaska begins offering electronic drug prescriptions, the final state to join the pro
- Woman, 73, locked in California bank 6 hours after employees forget about her
- Hundreds pose nude on Swiss glacier to protest global warming
- Pet camel kills Australian woman while apparently trying to have sex
- Malaysia hails dogs that fought piracy
- Board games that children used in Nazi Germany to be sold in Britain
- British dwarf's penis gets stuck to hoover
- Car thieves target Bentleys in Moscow where 1,300 travel the streets
- Plastic cutout of Tennessee cop pointing his radar gun slows drivers
- Hundreds pose nude on glacier in 'living sculpture' for U.S. artist Spencer Tunick
- Spanish gourmets drooling over $2,100 legs of ham from pampered pigs
- Mother " brother of airman returning to Iraq plan skydive salute
- Va. tourism agency to eliminate hand-heart symbol from ad; also used by gang
- Florida police get surface-to-air missile launcher during 'Kicks for Guns' enchange
- Sex toy robber jailed for five years
- Duathlon organisers insure against Loch Ness monster attack
- It's a stick up: sex toy robber jailed for five years
- Chinese village changes name to improve its fortunes, but gets chaos instead
- Shark captured off Spanish beach