- Stolen Elvis gun found in toilet
- Suspected missile swapped for sneakers turns out to be carrying case
- Man playing slot machines at Indiana casino claims he sat on a urine-soaked chair
- Man rides mule about 1,500 miles from Minn. to Wyo. in search of work
- Blind golfer hears the shot of her career as she makes hole-in-1 at Pa. course
- Man mauled by a grizzly bear marries his longtime girlfriend
- Florida fugitive found skinny dipping in Hudson River in upstate New York
- Arizona store that sells jeans offers Butt Cam to test look from behind
- Women drew N.Y. men into topless car wash, but it was male firefighters who got wet
- N.J. custodian alleges in lawsuit that co-workers topped his pizza with LSD
- China Airlines hides logo on plane wreckage
- Amorous Thais rush to condom tests
- Machine breaks man in Japanese game
- Boy in court for throwing sausage
- Dropping a spoon in the kitchen may have saved woman from house explosion
- Russia shows off its might with huge flag
- Naked woman accused of assaulting people with a hammer arrested
- N.H. woman celebrates her 90th birthday, then manages to escape from house fire
- Swiss village loses European court case to name its wine champagne
- Seniors shout down plan to ban doughnuts over health concerns
- Woman sets fire to ex-husband's penis
- Paging Mr. Indiana Jones
- Mattel sues porn website over use of Barbie name
- Maths genius wins university place, aged 9
- Murdered man taken to morgue in taxi
- Fire damages controversial crematorium
- And the Peter Forgacs award goes to
- Man nabbed in severed-finger shrine protest
- Man plucked from jaws of rubbish truck
- Japanese man sends PM finger for shunning shrine
- Wild West lives on in rattlesnake murder plot
- NYC detective canned after wife serves him marijuana spiked meatballs
- Excuse me, I'd like to buy your B-52
- Shoplifter nabbed trying to exchange stolen shoes
- Housewife hid $3 million in forex gains
- Country to change time zone by 30 minutes
- Man leaves dead mother in armchair for two years
- China nips and tucks transsexual TV
- An army marches on its sun-block...
- Missouri woman selling Vick cards chewed by her dogs in eBay auction
- Atlanta considers banning baggy pants that show boxer shorts or thongs
- Cat endures a cross-county adventure in the back of neighbours' truck
- US city planning ban on low-slung baggy pants
- Austrian designer taking orders for personalized lederhosen covered in bling
- Antelope found playing with dog in Colorado; may be too tame to return to wild
- N.C. woman, 71, arrested after deputy finds 'special' marijuana plant in her yard
- Boy who says he hates snakes stomps and kills python at Ohio festival
- Altered doctor's letter ends up getting S.C. man another year behind bars
- Man admits being Britain's fastest speeding motorist
- NIreland man bites head off girlfriend's pet python during row: 'Tastes lovely'
- Iran closes barbers offering 'un-Islamic' cuts
- To help Beijing's Olympic cleanup, farmers try to rid the capital of flies
- Mississippi pilot thought he was solo until constrictor turned up in pit
- 1.2 metre mummified bone from extinct walrus highlights interest in artifacts
- Running club members face felony charges for scare at store in Conn.
- Smyrna, Tenn., man used counterfeit bills for lap dances
- Historic Lake Ontario island sold at auction for almost $4 million
- Drunk politician in strip club 'normal bloke', say Aussies
- Tubby SKorea zoo animals put on diet
- The blog ate my homework...
- Fossilized walrus penis sells for mere US$8,000 at Beverly Hills auction
- Finns crush cellphone-throwing competitors
- City of Fredericton honours world-renowned flying saucer expert
- Star-struck Indian cop suspended for hugging convicted actor
- Thieves switch police dog for mongrel pup
- Some golfers angry over cities, counties that have mandated carts on courses
- Running club members face felony charges for scare at IKEA store in Conn.
- Naked man arrested in Dallas court building after allegedly trying to nab weapon
- 93-year-old free on bond after being charged with cocaine trafficking
- Oregon campers tie peeping Tom suspect to tree to wait for deputies
- Wily kangaroo returned to German petting zoo after weeks on the lam
- The latest in film publicity? A barf bag
- Woman traps thief in back seat of car
- Miss Teen South Carolina makes mark with flubbed answer to geography question
- Over 5,000 'net cafe refugees' stray Japan
- Iran's Ahmadinejad defiant... over his culinary skills
- Tunnels to prevent carnage of Canadian salamanders
- 20 million risky condoms recalled
- Trapped miners survive on coal, urine diet
- Phantom professor claims salary for 15 years
- New Jersey teen who hacked IPhone trades gadget for a new car
- 'Cat' burglars give the slip to Philippine police commandos
- Tanzania sorcerer dies in failed underwater spirit stunt
- Alleged conman stands trial in India after swallowing knife
- New York bandit demands just $4, waits while victim changes $10 bill
- Unpaid electric bill leaves Russian air base in dark
- Fried foods rule Texas fair contest
- Carlisle supporter banned for smoking
- No sex please, we're Swedish, underwear firm told
- Tunnels to prevent carnage of Canadian salamanders
- Teen loses prosthetic hand left on bike
- Prison-yard pot plagues Japanese lockup
- Thieves break into home, chased off by cane-wielding woman, 79
- White House pranksters deck out Karl Rove's car with 'I love Obama' sticker
- Man loses top of his head in brain operation
- French lesson in China staff relations off target
- Drivers warned: Don't trust your Sat Navs
- Roadside window-washers threatened with jail
- "Twins" split by 21-year-old bungle
- Helmsley's dog gets $12 million, but leaves 2 grandchildren zilch
- Desperate Aussies eye camel races because of horse flu
- Southern US cities ban 'indecent' baggy trousers
- Mayor of Florence, Italy issues decree to wipe out troublesome 'squeegee men'
- Military panel OKs skin magazines for sale on US bases
- Crikey! Croc alert!
- Ohio student suspended for tricking rival fans into insulting themselves
- Ryerson students, staff try to break world record for largest dance class
- Thief steals case, but misses $13,000 inside
- Second round of triplets born to Ohio couple, said to be doing fine
- Teenage driver held over 140 mph YouTube video
- Woman steals baby to keep boyfriend
- Cars smash up man's home for 10th time
- Helmsley leaves $12 million for her dog
- Elderly Indian farmer wants to father to 100
- No more 'burnt lion's head'; Beijing cleans up menus for Olympics
- New Zealand burglar returns stolen goods, apologizes to victim in note
- Skip Storch sets record for swimming laps around Manhattan island
- Texas shrimp boat cook gives birth at sea; captain delivers baby
- Size aside, Helmsley's US$12 million bequest to dog is far from unique
- Historic or confusing? Medics joust over names of diseases
- Toronto's Ryerson University breaks world record for largest dance class
- Second round of triplets born to Ohio couple without fertility drugs
- Fish lips: Putin kisses sturgeon
- Shaolin monks deny online tale of ninja that bested them, demand apology
- Ohio woman gives birth to second set of triplets
- Men girdle up for battle of the bulge
- Minks freed from cages, farmers give chase
- Police punished after lovers fined for a hug
- Man arrested for stealing bridge
- Royal couple edited own Wikipedia entry
- Cat gets high on drugs left over from dinner party
- Facial hair fanatics compete in Beard and Moustache Championships in Britain
- Bosnia claims world kissing record
- Hair-raising sights at World Beard and Moustache Championships
- Radwanska pays price of Sharapova upset
- Russian mayor bans bureaucratic whining
- 4,700-square-metre Connecticut mega mansion among largest in U.S.
- Texas town abuzz over sightings of mythical, bloodsucking 'chupacabras'
- Meet Buffalo's wing-eating champ: 105-pound woman called 'The Black Widow'
- Shark panics Long Island beachgoers, then dies and washes ashore
- APEC poses tricky fashion question for Australia
- Sand castle builders in Maine hope 9.7-metre high creation will be a Guinness record
- Malaysian drivers ordered to pull their socks up
- Brothels 'prepare for' Sydney summit boom
- No skimpy bathing suits for Sydney summit
- Gnarly, dude: record 84 surfers on one wave in Brazil
- APEC poses tricky fashion question for Australia
- Serial crank caller ties up 911 lines in San Francisco Bay area
- In Venice, Brad Pitt has no eyes for photographers
- First female Beefeater takes up post guarding famed Tower of London
- Cuban exile activist to auction what he says is lock of Che Guevara's hair
- First woman beefeater gets taste of the Tower of London
- University 'very easy' for Hong Kong nine-year-old
- Transplant patient comes face to face with old heart
- Colombia mulls fines to cool cheaters' passions
- From largest democracy to longest ear hair, superlatives are an Indian passion
- "Lion" roars spook residents, spark hunt
- Man pays $100,000 for superjumbo tickets
- Fashion war on taxi slobs
- Three bears, now lion, try to leave zoo
- Ponytail thief strikes in Jakarta
- Mattek and her odd outfits make a memorable exit at U.S. Open
- New Brunswick and Maine leaders agree to mountain climbing challenge
- Mayor of Russian town fights inefficiency by banning phrases like 'I can't'
- More 'Trouble' for Helmsley pooch; Brother reportedly won't take care of dog
- Lifeguard at Coney Island beach rescues small shark from nasty swimmers
- Airline sacrifices goats to appease sky god
- French climber dubbed 'Spiderman' detained after scaling Moscow skyscraper
- Man facing charge of careless driving after wild buggy ride
- Soy sauce gets the scoop on ice cream
- Convicted peeper in California sues police to get confiscated porn returned
- Australian judge's dozing didn't affect trial, court rules
- Condom-in-a-bottle man sues Russian beer-makers for millions
- Corrupt official plagiarizes trial apology
- Math prodigy, 9, says university too easy
- Strand of "Che" Guevara's hair to be auctioned off
- Adulterers beware - or pay the price
- Woman lived with dead aunt for year
- Rhodes to nowhere: Internet error spells holiday surprise
- Truth stranger than fiction as author jailed
- No grumpy pictures with new 'smart' camera
- Loud announcement out Boston dorm window of pot for sale gets 2 busted
- Golf with Rice hit by APEC summit lockdown
- Lakeland man's tales of baseball glory unravel after his death
- Mumbai to shame workers who spit by posting pictures on bulletin boards
- Dutch park may use predators to control deer population
- Mirza's partner shows wild side with Open leopard outfit
- Christian Louboutin leads shoes not made for walking
- China moves to stifle sexually explicit TV
- Leech invasion makes residents see red
- Postman who held back mail faces dismissal
- Woman fired for talking back to her boss
- Sporting Uruguay thieves wait on customers
- In the doghouse: Washington state woman fined for registering canine as a voter
- Bungling British burglar leaves graffiti giveaway
- Aussie comedy troupe rides 'Canadian' motorcade through APEC summit security
- Posh housing complex puts brakes on Russian cars
- Women wear the pants in Australia
- Vietnam's civil servants told to mind their manners
- Leech invasion makes residents see red
- Contestants battle for 'King of the Air' guitar title in Finland
- British man convicted after fastest-ever trial: officials
- Karate school robbery leaves thief hospitalized
- French police take dictionary to court over 'bloody pigs'
- Corrupt China official felled by 11 mistresses
- Starbucks opens first coffee shop in Russia
- Bush shows gift of gaffe at APEC summit
- Test-drive a Nissan, win a lead-laced mug
- Millionaire U.S. congressman lucky in lottery; wins for 3rd time
- Kenyan dream woman: go to school, be plump, and not too well off
- World leaders look sheepish in Aussie coats
- Bin Laden and bums at OPEC, oops APEC, summit
- Reporter films China's own Loch Ness monster: report
- London's Harrods hires cobra to guard $120,000 shoes
- Disney backs star after her apology for nude photo
- Chicken chokes after testing the water
- Gunman gets chop during karate robbery
- Those Nazis and their family values
- Russian province gets set for 'Conception Day'
- Canada presents Australia with oldest known Australian printed doent
- Judge rejects case against carpenter, saying he has right to work nude
- Harrods department store hires security snake
- London's Harrods hires cobra to guard $120,000 shoes
- Watch out, Brown: there's a new cat in town
- Brainy parrot Alex dies at 31
- Slovakia's main airport starts moving out squirrels
- Amsterdam mayor proposes three-day wait for magic mushrooms
- Dead: Alex the parrot, who proved over a 34-year career he was no 'bird brain'
- California's wine country farmers go nearly nude to take a stand for the land
- Russian region's 'Day of Conception' draws particpants and snickers
- No. 10 has its first cat since Humphrey
- Facing the naked truth in murder probe
- Bag snatcher turns out to be policeman
- Patriot babies: Russian province holds 'Conception Day'
- Bank robber used his own cheque to write note demanding money: FBI
- No. 10 has its first cat since Humphrey
- Surfer rides wave on his stomach to rescue struggling dog
- Woman drove stolen car to courthouse to pay traffic ticket, S.C. authorities say
- Swiss police find kilogramme of cocaine in a pair of sandals
- Patriot babies: Russian province holds 'Conception Day'
- Consumer groups call pasta strike to protest increases in price of national dish
- Undercover cops hook trio selling catfish bait mixed with vinegar as heroin
- Official prototype of kilogram mysteriously losing weight
- Neanderthal man cleaned his teeth, experts find
- China cigarette packs to get skull health warnings
- Can't quit chocolate? Don't fret, it's no addiction
- Don't pay a penne more for pasta!
- Daddy exam quizzes men on potties, parenting
- Revealing photos are becoming passe?
- Hey, big boy! Any interest?