- English language campaigners blast public signs
- Absinthe friends: Marilyn Manson teams up with Swiss distillers
- Sri Lankan police want pet dogs to fight terror
- Malaysian judge makes house call to accused to verify claim of sickness
- Rock concerts have Hampton Court Palace all shook up
- 5 years after winning record Powerball prize, W. Virginia man reflects on fate
- Jet envy: Google founders pay for big parking perk
- Don't pay a penne more for pasta!
- Weighty mystery: kilo standard sheds 50 microgrammes
- Belgium's Mannekin Pis drips for prostate awareness
- Bullfighter wiped out by mosquito
- Sick man fined for going to work
- And it seemed like such a good idea..
- Armstrong Foundation claims pet collars infringe on wristband trademark
- British scientists develop 'non-sticky' chewing gum
- Daddy exam quizzes Japan's men on potties, parenting
- CORRECTED-Daddy exam quizzes Japan's men on potties, parenting
- Boa makes home of car in Austria
- Donkey doing fine after taking a tumble down abandoned well in Minnesota
- Michigan man gets caught red-handed by his own burglar booby trap
- Sick man fined for going to work
- Venezuela cooks up soup for the masses, claims world record
- Michigan farm has corn maze designed to bear the likeness of Ford
- Carriage horse at NYC's Central Park breaks loose, runs into tree and dies
- Australian navy defends paying for breast implants
- Hong Kong woman fights off giant python
- Malaysia using kits to find bear bile in Chinese medicine
- Travellers clamouring to see airport bathroom in Craig arrest
- Woman celebrates 100th birthday with ride in sidecar of friend's motorcycle
- Kentucky burglar who learned how to steal from TV show sentenced to 12 years
- EBay stops sale of Belgium
- Stranded cat gets hosed out of tree by firefighters in Yonkers, N.Y.
- Dozy bank robber in Cyprus falls asleep on the job
- In new war on pigeons, Venice weddings to be rice-free
- Duck! Here comes Super Teacher!
- City arms traffic cops with assault weapons
- Baboon adopts chicken at zoo
- "Mr. Skin" cashes in on obsession with naked women
- Holocaust song title has firm squirming
- "Dead" man wakes up under autopsy knife
- Disgruntled voter puts Belgium for sale on EBay amid political crisis
- Tomorrow you'll pay a buccaneer for corn?
- Public to decide fate of 756th home run ball
- Banning rice at weddings to keep pigeons away
- Americans getting lax about clean hands?
- Man stripped, shaved for posting ads
- Australian mom sues doctor because she had twins after fertility treatment
- World's oldest man turns 112 in Japan and says he'd like to live forever
- Nebraska state senator sues God in protest against another lawsuit
- New York broker accused in 'spin rage,' assault on gym member
- Utah woman, 70, pleads not guilty in case stemming from unwatered lawn
- Tomorrow you'll pay a buccaneer for corn?
- Banning rice at weddings to keep pigeons away
- Americans getting lax about clean hands?
- Bear gets more than he bargained for in sanatorium
- British professor wins prize for bar-fight research
- German politician proposes seven-year limit on marriages
- From plate to engine: French city powers buses with food scraps
- Polish party posts nude posters for upcoming election
- Fur flies over Paddington marmalade mystery
- More than 100,000 cans of Moosehead beer stolen from Ont. trucking facility
- Man finds lost camera through e-mails
- SKorea gets tough on sex tourism
- Florida veterinarian extracts toy lizard from inside real lizard
- Puerto Rican mare extends losing streak to 125 races
- Brothers on the cutting edge of knock-offs
- Wine labels with Hitler's image seized in Italy
- Romanian parliament debates whether transfer of 'Dracula' castle was legal
- Psst! Wanna buy a chocolate bar? Black market for junk food at Winnipeg school
- French village says 'non merci' to Sarkozy portrait
- Firefighters rescue man trapped in chimney trying to enter home; says he was drunk
- Heavyweights panic as woman dives for sumo ring
- Red lights dim in brothel district
- Human ancestor had mix of primitive, modern traits
- Irish defence forces eyed UFOs for 37 years
- Tiny British village set to vote on EU treaty: report
- Mystery boy found in iron coffin identified as 15-year-old who died in 1852
- Two golfers score aces on same New Jersey hole, one after another
- Human ancestor had mix of primitive, modern traits
- Police recover stolen Moosehead cans, but bottles still on the lam
- Hippy, playboy Jesus ad riles Belgian bishops
- Buff justice: 'Bored' US man charged over naked stick up
- Israel scrambles warplanes to intercept 'Syrian' birds
- Dads walking daughters down the aisle, a no-no in Stockholm
- Man charged with stealing false teeth from another's mouth during fight
- Hampton declares victory in leaders' debate at Hockey Hall of Fame visit
- Headless corpses raise ritual killing fear
- Thousands of hyphens perish as English marches on
- Fashion chain Zara withdraws swastika handbag
- Raging bull wanders away, attacks house in Killingly, Conn.
- Australian completes 10,000-kilometre horseback trip from Mongolia to Hungary
- SKorean director offers Kim free 'blockbuster' film
- Malaysia cop sacked for taking second wife
- Parking meters go green in eco-guerrilla day of action
- New Yorker takes burrito-eating title by scarfing down more than 10 burritos
- Town says teen can't keep pet rooster
- Police: Man beheads tame hotel duck
- British Porsche driver jailed for 10 weeks for clocking 277 km/h
- Forbidden City coffee shop replaces Starbucks
- Man kills road worker over damaged wheel
- So give up caviar: it's not brain sturgery!
- Judge reprimanded for swearing during trial
- The man who mistook pickles for anthrax
- "Hey beautiful...the back door's open"
- Foreign students in Britain to be schooled in queuing
- Nepal to keep nudes off Everest
- China's ex-president Jiang Zemin takes stage at National Theatre
- Former Michigan cop, wife charged for eating marijuana brownies
- Return of the Devil's Bible to Prague draws crowds of curious Czechs
- Crossword gives Massachusetts woman a clue; boyfriend was proposing marriage
- Study: Financial incentives can motivate employees to lose weight
- N.S. man who stole forklift and drove it through town sentenced to six months
- Costly love spell lands Greek astrologer in court
- In sex life of jumping spiders, size matters
- Motorist jailed for British speeding record
- Alberta's newest millionaire says$8.8M Lotto 6-49 ticket used as bookmark
- 'Filthy Shakespeare' book romp of a read of Bard's rough-and-tumble London: review
- Speak 'Bush' in one easy lesson
- Nine racing bikes stolen from Canadians at world championships
- Nerds at Washington State University hope to auction selves to sorority women
- Bethlehem police nab Israeli with 900 chickens
- Barmaid with a real sense of humor..
- What? Did I say something wrong?
- Leader rails at teen breast implants gift fad
- Cricket great denies claims of affair
- Phone credit low? Africans go for "beeping"
- China bans "sexual sounds" on airwaves
- Japanese can now buy stress-relief milk -- for 5,000 yen per bottle
- Video game simulation has San Jose winning Stanley Cup this season
- Ohio man accused of cutting friend's house in half with a power saw
- Tots' bunny nabbed in circus protest
- Flag-painted hydrant removed from Oregon dog park following complaints
- Sixty pint beer binge leads to four-week hangover
- Fore! Students collect golf balls for US soldiers in Iraq
- Bored Danish teen jailed for PM 'death threat'
- US Navy to remodel 'swastika-shaped' barracks
- eBay shoplifter nabbed in France
- 'Menage a trois' seeks to preserve Belgian unity
- No need for dissection as see-through frogs jump in
- 'Austrian court sees monkey business in move to have chimp declared a 'person'
- These ballots can't be stuffed
- Witchdoctor caught at poll tribunal
- Bounty for 'gangster' monkeys terrorising tourists at Cambodian temple
- Pennsylvania pet store puts two-headed turtle on display
- Florida man in legal fight with home's former owner over $100K found in attic
- Flag-painted hydrant to be reinstalled at Oregon dog park, with a fence
- Need a junta leader? Danish group puts Myanmar's on sale
- Rare Scotch whisky tops world record auction price
- Arizona woman left in CT scanner for hours; then trapped in locked office
- Thief nailed selling a million stolen screws
- N.Y. judge who called man a 'pig', another 'dysfunctional' to step down
- Flag sales surge as split talk grows
- Oktoberfest reveler stuck in chimney for 12 hours
- Push-up bra ads banned as meeting nears
- Film fanatic Kim Jong-Il looks forward to summit gifts: report
- Spanish town tosses world's biggest salad
- Screw-up: fastner thief nailed from Internet site
- Big splash cannot dampen greatest day for "Wet Woody"
- US man skips stone a world record 51 times on water
- Surrogate mother gives birth to her own twin grandchildren in Brazil
- Official: New world record in "ear-lifting"
- Not much oom-pah but lots of oomph at Edmonton accordion extravaganza
- Italian archbishop closes convent after nuns come to blows
- Chimpanzee shot dead after escaping from zoo enclosure in England
- China bans ads for push-up bras, figure-enhancing underwear and sex toys
- From heart-broken to broke? Japan divorce loan helps
- Anderson, ex-Hilton beau head for marriage?
- Turner Prize: Is it art? Fans get chance to decide
- Once-puritan South Africa holds its first sex fair
- Italian police investigate alleged book thief, recover dozens of items
- Chavez releases CD of traditional Venezuelan music
- Surprised duck hunter shoots 11-kilogram alligator in Wisconsin river
- Once-puritan South Africa holds its first sex fair
- New world record in 'ear-lifting'
- Message in bottle: Marriage meant to be
- English villagers' gargoyle mystery solved
- Anti-fur protesters bare all in central Paris
- Biologists aim to wipe out "Rat Island"
- "Burglar" turns out to be drunk neighbor
- Rubik's Cube comes home to Hungary for world championship
- Polish premier doesn't have a driving licence
- Michigan sheriff offers to marry fugitive robbers if they surrender
- Nepal king's head spared on new banknotes
- 'How to be English' a YouTube hit for schoolboy
- With DVD gifts, Kim Jong-Il gets chattier
- Chavez to take Venezuela backward in time - 30 minutes, to be exact
- Another 'Star Trek' actor in the sky as asteroid named for George Takei
- Don't look for Bush at Iran university anytime soon
- US men battle over ownership of amputated leg
- Woman staying put, forcing commercial development to be built around house
- Sting in tail as wife sends scorpions in mail
- Stone head mystery leaves area vexed
- Casket sales tip off police to murders
- Court rejects bid to make polygamy easier
- I'd like a car loan and 20 condoms, please
- West Virginia man accused of trying to flee from police while riding lawnmower drunk
- Thai chilli triggers chemical alert in London
- Australia customs officials find drugs hidden in Mr. Potato Head
- Kim Jong-Il becomes football hero for summit blog
- Mr. Potato Head in Australia ecstasy bust
- Real Nobel laureates show silly side at Ig Nobels ceremony
- Super spicy Thai chili sauce sparks road closures, evacuations in central London
- New Caledonia crows join exclusive tool-making club of humans and Chimpanzees
- Cops go out on a limb for amputee
- Man charged in theft of two trailers full of Moosehead and Labatt beer
- Spicy chili smell leads to evacuation
- Man pleads guilty to killing girlfriend's hamsters in fit of rage
- Kim Jong-Il becomes football hero for summit blog
- Czech couple uncover baby switch after DNA test
- SKorea to host conference on condom size
- Plastic bottle saves Japanese sailor
- Restaurant's chillis cause chemical scare
- Hashish "spacecakes" become chicken-friendly
- Hundreds in Budapest, Hungary for world Rubik's Cube championship
- Authorities: army colonels switched places to fake results of paternity test
- New e-mail spam scam threatens N.J. man with assassination if he doesn't pay
- New Zealand doctors lost man's false teeth down his throat during operation
- Australian meatworks beefs up security after gallstone thefts
- Hamsters on Viagra take center stage at Ig Nobel awards
- Guards make woman remove bra that triggered metal detector at Idaho courthouse
- Relatives notice wrong coffin at gravesite at Montreal cemetery burial
- Worst pro goalie ever, Attila Ambrus, still in jail - for robbing banks
- U of T Blues look to snap dubious football losing streak against Windsor
- Millions of bugs disrupt Yankees-Indians game in late innings
- Calgarians asked for help locating Alberto the amorous moose
- Third million-dollar-plus windfall claimed in Alberta in two weeks
- Truck that drives itself lurches from lab to streets; intended for military use
- Southwest Airlines tells Florida man to change his T-shirt or leave plane
- Elderly US couple nabbed after armed standoff over tax bill
- Rubik's Cube devotees face off in puzzle solvers' world championship
- Rubik's Cube world championship kicks off in Hungary
- Orangutan prefers blondes
- Uproar over tax break for "big babies"
- Maine eatery's 'Naked Lunch' promotion may be banned
- Couple ties the knot where their romance began, the Wal-Mart store
- British man completes 13-year, 74,000-kilometre cirnavigation of the globe
- New Delhi High Court orders lower judge back to law school for refresher
- Kim Jong-Il says he is 'Internet expert'
- 11-year-old leads police on high-speed chase; boy, parents face charges
- Bus used by defunct Michigan. hockey team now hauls Arkansas family of 19
- Baseball: Bugs invade Major League Baseball playoffs
- French farmers -- plus wives -- pose nude for charity
- Bugs invade Major League Baseball playoffs
- Maid arrested after Saudi employer 'bewitched'
- Japanese national wins Rubik's Cube world championship
- 16-year-old from Japan wins Rubik's Cube championship; averages 12.46 seconds
- Arkansas boy, 10, takes school bus, leads police on chase along rural road
- Roommate killed over 'stinky feet'
- Israel deploys fashion police: 'unbecoming attire' banned from parliament
- Georgia's latest weapon against rebel separatists: disco