- Michigan sheriff withdraws offer to allow couple to wed in jail
- Missouri man faces hefty prison term for stealing 52-cent doughnut
- Beauty is in the eye of the withholder
- Eat your food, get your money back
- Man sentenced in "pride" killing of ostrich
- Gives new meaning to getting a house "on time"
- Shock burns cable thief beyond recognition
- Golden retriever in Va. steps in as new mom for stray kitten; started nursing
- French court tries woman for kissing white painting by artist Cy Twombly
- Record-setting 1,524-pound pumpkin takes first prize in California contest
- Police use of Tasers causes few injuries?
- Travelling salesman donates kidney to Idaho man he met during sales call
- A bad relationship can cause heart attack?
- Beauty queens take off their tiaras
- "Passionate" kiss lands art lover in court
- Descendants of Christopher Columbus' co-pilots want Pinzon Day celebrated
- Frenchwoman on trial for vandalising artwork with a kiss
- NYC hotel guarantees good night's sleep, uses sleep concierge
- Classic comic: Near-mint copy of DC 27, Batman's debut found in attic
- Hungry 6-year-old boy crashes grandmother's car tying to drive to restaurant
- Musicians aim for world's highest gig in Nepal
- Bull market for SKorea's fighting bulls
- Staff's wild behaviour shuts Sri Lanka zoo
- Top-ranked chicken eater loses crown to cooking student in eating contest
- Australian doctors use vodka drip to save tourist
- Newsday Pulitzer medals recovered, will be authenticated
- Phantom Vibrations: Is that a new BlackBerry message, or is it all in your head?
- China has 106 billionaires compared with only 15 last year
- 'Waiter, there's a moth in my soup': Aussies eat plague of pests
- Hungry 6-year-old boy crashes grandmother's car trying to drive to restaurant
- After overwhelming N.L. election victory, Williams loses voice
- Thou shalt not steal -- especially the Bible
- London museum-goers fall for cracking new exhibit
- China No.2 in billionaires as assets boom?
- High tech shop trolleys could help watch waistlines
- Woman seeks rich husband, banker says "crappy" deal
- Don't make me use this whistle on you...
- Rowling sues Indian festival for building replica of Hogwarts Castle
- British pensioners persecute neighbours -- with French radio
- Mexican politician denies taking shortcut in Berlin Marathon
- Shabani the gorilla learns the ropes
- China's censors hot under collar over racy ads
- Political party must apologize for dogging Polish parliament speaker with ads
- No sex for 40 mln years? No problem for 1 organism
- After overwhelming N.L. election victory, Williams loses voice
- New York councilman's eviction of Borat-style interviewer a hit on YouTube
- Two charged in high-seas murder mystery
- More than 30 illegal workers held in Chinatown raids
- Gunman severs victim's penis
- That's it, time to start looting!
- Don't make me use this whistle on you...
- Rowling sues Indian festival for building replica of Hogwarts Castle
- On Saturn's moon Titan, bring an umbrella
- Officials battle through "samurai" diet
- Family beaten as YouTube party descends into chaos
- Drivers kick up stink about "WC" car plates
- Drunken priest punches cop, jailed
- Baby Daniella welcomed into the world over Sahara
- St. Albert woman wins $1 million after instinct told her to return to store
- Bulgaria defends its Cyrillic spelling of 'euro'
- Tiger species spotted two decades after it was thought to be extinct
- Burglar with no appetite for valuables steals food from apartment
- Wild elephants converge on river island in India's remote northeast, panicking reside
- Bulgaria defends its Cyrillic spelling of 'euro'
- Man wearing handcuffs as fashion statement near Tulsa courthouse questioned
- Mexico protesters pull down new statue of ex-president Vicente Fox
- Rice says no dice to ice
- Fisherman bests the competition by landing 383-kg shark off Florida Panhandle
- Malaysia orders probe after man stows away on Singapore Air flight
- Great news! They're stealing our books!
- Keeping their wits about them
- "Big Brother" restaurant opens to study diners
- Woman fights off shark attack
- Australian man survives nine-storey fall in his underpants
- Woman pleads guilty after Craigslist ad leads to ransacking of aunt's house
- America's first baby boomer applies for Social Security
- English 'pull own teeth' as dental service decays
- Angry French fan throws TV out of the window
- All conkering: England in second cracking win over French
- Patriotic punter risks health to bet on England
- US bride sues over wilted bouquets: press
- France's new answer to youth crime: the building-less entry-hall
- Vienna to host world's first-ever 'divorce fair'
- Bride blue: Manhattan florist sued for supplying wrong colour wedding flowers
- Forget the bloody mary, just give me the blood
- Oh, he's walking the plank in his undies again..
- Forgetful doctor left body for 9 days
- Sex Party alleges postal discrimination
- Gather ye Rosebuds while ye may
- Vienna to host world's first-ever 'divorce fair'
- All conkering: England in second cracking win over French
- Bulgaria defends its Cyrillic spelling of 'euro'
- Israeli Bedouin father of 67 wants to get married again - for 9th time
- Queue must be kidding: Staff at British Parliament told to let MPs cut in line
- U.S. woman cited for yelling obscenities at overflowing toilet in her home
- And now let's toast schnitzel!
- Florist sued for $400,000 over wedding flowers
- Naked chocolate Jesus rises again
- Naked chocolate Jesus rises again in New York
- Swearing at work 'boosts team spirit, morale'
- 'Memorial toilet' proposed in London for gay playwright
- Human waste can help save planet: Indian expert
- Oh, he's walking the plank in his undies again
- Baker made staff pay for toilet visits
- 'Lars' movie shines light on RealDolls - companions, lovers, art pieces and actors
- Dispute comes to a boil over Maine lobsterman's election campaign signs
- Baton charge: Do-it-yourself conductors take over classical music
- Compass-style stickers aim to help disoriented NYC subway riders
- And now let's toast schnitzel!
- Pedestrian injured in North Bay, Ont., street-sweeper swiping caper
- Harvard football fullback plans career in opera after graduation
- Low levels of radioactivity found at London 2012 Olympic Park site
- Dancing atoo gets worldwide notice; rocks out to beat of Backstreet Boys
- New Mexico probation officer alerts police to client wearing a Rolex watch
- Mysterious silhouette in picture of bonfire said to resemble Pope John Paul II
- New Zealand company offers lifetime of beer for stolen laptop
- Canadian ferry crews warned against smoking pot
- Fans campaign for Austrian team to pull out of Euro 2008
- Japan PM threatened with bullet, but no postage
- Talking the talk: Putin expounds on foreign languages
- Britain to recruit spies from video game: report
- Chinese content to re-live Mao era - over a meal
- Rome's Trevi Fountain flows blood-red in 'anarchist' protest
- Hong Kong flat sold for 14.1 million dollars
- Prostitutes in Bolivia threaten nude march over morals campaign
- Australian PM ambushed by bunnies
- Greek policeman nabbed in 3.0-million-euro bank heist
- German robs church boxes of 250,000 euros in 9 years
- Brits less popular after Europeans get to know them
- The wedding's off -- see you in court!
- Pentagon's record contract: a recording error
- 'D' as in Zapatero! Spanish PM mocks himself in campaign ad
- Rome's Trevi Fountain flows blood-red in 'anarchist' protest
- Man throws bucket of red substance into Rome's Trevi Fountain, escapes
- Officers infested with fleas in burglary investigation of vacant Indiana house
- California university entices prospective students with roach petting zoo
- Home-made helicopters hit northern Nigeria
- Alaska woman survives 19 hours afloat in ocean before rescue by charter boat
- Kidnapped canine found after Colombian kidnappers demand $350,000 ransom
- New York City welcomes 720,000 ladybugs; 'good guys' used as pest killers
- Humour hits hard at Poland's power twins
- Archery Park in Wisconsin bans archery after wayward arrows bring complaints
- Postcard sent from battlefront delivered to Japanese man 64 years later
- Good luck lighting the candle: Underwater pumpkin carvers compete off Fla. Keys
- After decades-long fight, Iowa airport embraces unflattering identifier SUX
- Marksmen hunt 11 crocodiles that escaped from flooded farm in Thailand
- Current world champion wins national sudoku tournament in Philadelphia
- Mom arrested in Washington state after son calls 911 to report drunken driving
- Church on the move in Germany
- Answering question about rude border guards, U.S. ambassador notes dog "frisked"
- Self-styled world pumpkin capital celebrates Punkin' Chuckin' weekend
- Smokers irrational, like animals?
- Looking for attractive people? Don't go to...
- Children play with high-explosive shell
- Taco Bell's World Series bet: free tacos for all
- Japanese soldier's postcard reaches friend after 64 years
- Six wild elephants electrocuted in India after drinking beer, official says
- Model laughs off viral video of her falling through a hole on the runway
- Condom manufacturer seeks Canadian volunteers to test products
- Landlocked Mongolia becomes new maritime ally for United States
- Sculptor rebuilds Georgia university's $1M sculpture of Earth, after collapse
- Louisiana town bans saggy pants from its streets; top fine $500
- Bonfire event banned in Guy Fawkes' home town
- Busted: Simple test can catch smokers who fib
- Woman in wheelchair takes highway shortcut
- Man, being a cop just gets worse and worse!
- Belgian police told no brothels or booze during work hours
- Would-be burglar spends 10 hours stuck in Florida air shaft
- Store owner sweeps up big lotto winnings off ticket from his own business
- MPs debate Finance Minister Jim Flaherty and dark lords and financial elves
- Ad showing 'sexual' newborn causes stir in Italy
- Well, you don't see something like this every day
- Official mulls "more tranquil" executions?
- Town changes street name over Viagra jibe
- Painting found in trash could fetch up to $1 mln
- After 27 years, couple surprised with photos of their wedding
- Mind your language: British PM ticked off in parliament
- Painting found in NY trash could fetch up to $1 mln
- Japan minister mulls 'tranquil' executions: report
- Myanmar democracy activists pin hopes on 'Panty Power'
- Company caters to people seeking excuse, selling fake doctor notes, jury summons
- Korean housewives shun spicy task, survey says
- Japanese cellphone application wards off gropers in trains
- Awakened by burglar, Utah mayor tackles bike-riding man and applies headlock
- Harry Potter first edition sells for nearly $41,000 at auction
- Sex and doctors: ER medics best placed to win hearts
- Police discover 2 cows, 2 goats squeezed into car in South Africa
- Prostitutes sew lips together in protest
- They sound more like zombies than sleepwalkers...
- They sound more like zombies than sleepwalkers...
- Grumpy Aussie miners get sex lessons
- Hair lock of revolutionary icon Che Guevara fetches $100,000 at auction in Dallas
- One-third of Americans believe in ghosts and UFOs: poll
- Sex and doctors: ER medics best placed to win hearts
- Dead man loses fingers despite carrying ID
- Animated dinosaurs banished from Vancouver's Stanley Park
- Australian Labor leader Rudd marches to Mao tune
- Teenager in go-kart leaves police standing
- Lock of "Che's" hair sold at Dallas auction
- Slovak city finally withdraws Stalin's honorary citizenship
- Japanese temple goes on auction bloc over unpaid tax
- Indian guitarists set to break world record
- Police allege Ont. man faked gas station robbery to get back at boss
- Gene switch altered sex orientation of worms
- Unusual Halloween display prompts emergency call in Wallaceburg, Ont.
- Former Minneapolis court clerk in a fix over fixing her own tickets
- Painting 'not a Rembrandt' and valued at $3,000 sells for $4.5 million
- Grounded Airbus delights Indian children
- US annexes Canadian landmark in new video promoted by the State Department
- Mercedes Benz limousine said to belong to Pol Pot for sale on eBay
- N.Y. school bans Halloween costumes after Captain Underpants costume caper
- Army sent after minks on the run
- Serial jailbreaker escapes for fourth time
- He's not undead, just unsober...
- Men feel macho need for speed: study
- Real-life 'Superheroes' gather in Times Square to pick up litter
- Dogs shoot man on hunting trip
- Woman escapes from German detention centre in a suitcase
- Octogenarian couple gets $1,600 Chicago hotel penthouse stay at 1947 price
- Fighters get life bans after shoplifting spree
- Burglars-in-a-box busted after robberies
- City lights 'longest' firecracker string
- Iraqi fisherman nets shark 160 miles from sea
- Give us your money, this is a ketchup
- Valuable painting found hidden in pullout couch sold at German flea market
- Student finds Italian treasure in old sofa
- Good news for New Jersey squirrel eaters
- US camera thief leaves picture-perfect evidence
- Man ends up in a legal pickle after raiding friend's refrigerator; assaulting him
- Donkey power fuels ecological rubbish revolution
- Police seek public help for kangaroo afoot in Denmark
- Iowa man recovering after being shot by hunting dog in freak accident
- City bans "seductive" marriage ads
- Briton in 100th birthday bid to fly into record books
- Student finds baroque painting inside old sofa
- Airline brings lovers down to earth
- Ex-prisoner buys old Australian prison cell
- Olympic champion hurdler Liu sets new record -- for insurance deal
- Dog fights for life after saving owner from snake
- Women-only subway cars in 2008
- Aussie voters ride election wave of froth and frivolity
- Crowd shuffles and roars its way through mass "Thriller" dance in Edmonton
- Ottawa woman scores Tom Thomson original from grandmother's estate
- Vice-President Cheney may be Darth Vader, but he's THEIR Darth Vader
- Germany to get new mourning channel for funerals
- Vodka gifts from Putin's party to lure voters: NGOs
- Iowa begins taxing pumpkins, saying they're a decoration, not a food
- After tests, the so-called Santa Fe Courthouse Ghost is revealed to be a bug
- Bush jokes Cheney is "Darth Vader"
- World Toilet Summit opens in India