- Something fishy about shark attack at Australia's Bondi: report
- Japan's defence minister braces for aliens
- Cowboys WR Terrell Owens to Jessica Simpson: Back off our quarterback
- Whisky commemorating Saskatchewan Roughers' Grey Cup win released
- Michigan man discovers birth mother is co-worker at home-improvement store
- Russian railways seek help from dancing robots
- CORRECTED: "Don't Tase Me, Bro" tops '07 memorable quote list
- Funeral director charged with ashes fraud
- Passport office in need of spellcheck
- Should we go back for those, Sarge?
- 'Mount Santa' to join Lenin, Yeltsin among peaks in Central Asia's Kyrgyzstan
- Ohio man awaiting trial on drug, weapons charges gets married in court
- How the Grinch stole China city's Christmas trees
- Colorado priest accused of jogging naked pleads not guilty to indecent exposure
- Jonathan Papelbon's dog takes a bite of World Series history
- Finnish firefighters battle angry anaconda with foam: report
- Doctor in penis photo scandal leaves Mayo Clinic
- B.C. court says insurance firm must compensate couple for loss of rare wine
- Russian leader Putin, Japanese champion, make judo instructional video
- Quebec man sells snow bank on EBay to raise money for charity
- Japan's science minister hopes aliens exist
- Yemen president to stop chewing narcotic qat leaves: reports
- Snakes on a plane land in Vietnam: officials
- Schengen: border items auction to benefit refugees in Poland
- Indonesia ditches grammatically incorrect tourism campaign slogan after complaints
- Dalai Lama "is not a call girl"
- Lawyer of Powerball winners claims $151M jackpot, RI couple takes lump sum
- Wild boar scatters French Christmas shoppers: police
- 2007 was Year of Living Deceptively, Seoul poll shows
- N Korean leader even fixes TVs for beloved troops: state media
- Clinton urges Iowa voters to caucus on wrong day
- 2007 was Year of Living Deceptively, Seoul poll shows
- "Don't Tase Me, Bro" tops '07 memorable quote list
- Putin wants satnav collar for dog: agency
- Kyrgyzstan touted as ideal delivery hub for Santa
- Pigeon poop plunge wins New Yorker six million dollars
- It's a match, website created to pair lost gloves with their owners takes off
- Kyrgyzstan touted as ideal delivery hub for Santa
- Car crashes into Chicago TV studio during 10 p.m. news, startling anchorman
- Iowa man spends Christmas Eve stuck upside-down in opening of septic tank
- Animals - not just the cute animated kind - commanded attention in 2007
- Philly transit officer helps deliver special Christmas present - a baby girl
- Jokster 'sends' holiday greetings to friends in Oregon from afterlife
- Protecting the earth after death: biodegradable coffins a growing trend
- Jokester `sends' holiday greetings to friends in Oregon from afterlife
- N.Y. executive buys rare 24-cent 'Inverted Jenny' stamp for $825,000
- Father Christmas does exist: Russian government
- Artist's friends scatter her ashes globally; Mo. museum, Tibetan mountain
- Protest sex dolls seized in Philippines: rights group
- Man rescued from Australian pub chimney after 10 hours: police
- Chihuahua chases suspect after stolen van crashes in California town
- New owner of Vermont hardware store finds furs, suits from 1970s in vault
- Ohio restaurant robbery thwarted by employee's voice-activated phone headset
- W.Virginia woman charged with battery after allegedly wiping nose on cop
- Tater Tots start blaze in Idaho firehouse kitchen while crew out on a call
- Family of N.C. man mistakenly declared dead sues medical officials
- Manic Greek clothes collector leaves hoard to migrants: report
- Brewheisters in south Georgia steal 2,600 cases of beer from tractor-trailers
- Man says MP3 player he bought daughter for Christmas preloaded with porn
- Burglar, not Santa, found stuck up a chimney in Australia
- Girl won Hannah Montana tickets with fake essay describing dad's death in Iraq
- Little kids stage break-in, take wrapped Christmas gifts from home
- Cranky Texas cafeteria customer leaves $50,000, car to patient waitress
- Venice holds its breath for giant New Year kiss
- New Yorkers shred bad memories of 2007
- Miss France keeps crown after photo controversy
- 3 Maryland dogs living the sweet life on $800,000 inheritance
- Quebec man to donate $3,550 he earned selling snowbank over the Internet
- Police arrest cyclist after GPS unit indicates it was stolen from Long Island home
- Indiana woman loses diamond ring making fudge; man finds it inside candy
- Berkeley, Calif., man saves all his trash for a year in statement about consumerism
- Quebec man sells snowbank for $3,550, even after top bidders get cold feet
- Wishes and messages to be printed on New Year's Eve confetti in Times Square
- Cheated wife causes stir at China TV Olympic event
- Mother Nature could send travellers packing on free vacations with enough snow
- Conn. boy who has worn Favre jersey since 2003 finally sees 1st Packers game
- Florida diners find rare purple pearl in plate of clams; may be worth thousands
- 'Surge' is thrown 'under the bus' on the annual list of banned words and phrases
- Accused pigeon smugglers stopped at the Canada-US border
- Russian rat shortage on eve of Year of the Rat: agency
- Wishes and messages to be printed on New Year's Eve confetti in Times Square
- New Mexico men shot with .357 Magnum as they traced it for tattoo pattern
- Three take New Year's Day plunge into Tiber
- 4 compete in New York contest for title of world's greatest couch potato
- ABBA member says he is no 'Dancing Queen'
- Police in Massachusetts foiled kiss-and-escape plot involving handcuff key
- British man puts out kitchen fire with aunt's oversized underwear
- Tennis-court sized map of BC moves to a local farm after Victoria seeks new owner
- Thousands of Quebec travellers win free vacation contest to begin New Year
- Snow sends thousands from Canada on free tropical vacations
- Palestinians go bald over factional rivalry
- Polish police hunt octogenarian Romeo fraudster
- Cost of coitus: Male monkeys pay for sex
- Australian officials lose free massages
- Six charged over Czech TV nuclear hoax stunt: television
- Snake saved by surgery in Australia after mistaking golf balls for eggs
- 'Smoking jackets' for French cafe customers
- Egyptian woman in legal test of SMS divorce: report
- Australian snake misses the birdie, swallows golf balls
- Australian officials lose free massages
- New York City window washer who fell 47 floors is awake and talking to family
- Dane Cook breaks Laugh Factory's comedy endurance record with 7-hour set
- Man using GPS drives into path of train in New York suburb
- Police charge 85-year-old Ontario man under stringent street-racing law
- Idaho residents protest plan to open funeral home across from senior centre
- One of Britain's most notorious illegal bird egg collectors is jailed
- Cowboys bring rodeo action to streets of New York
- SAfrican BMW owner finds animals living in her engine
- 'Smoking jackets' for French cafe customers
- British dentists smiling after defeating Lacoste croc attack
- Lone trader caused 100 dollar price for oil
- Indian state wants jobless youths to sterilise monkeys
- Royal officials reveal Prince Charles', Camilla's gift list
- Half-siblings who met 16 years ago win $37-million Ontario lottery
- It's raining iguanas after Florida cold snap
- Tough street-racing law nabs 85-year-old
- Man accused of stealing $20 from sleeping toddler's piggy bank
- Russian fishermen lost for three months rescued: report
- Cleaning women stuck in broken elevator in suburban Chicago for 2 days
- Motorist banned after driving 10 mph on motorway
- Firm offers "family allowances" to pet owners
- Official resigns after video-taped brawl
- Britain's 'Mr Christmas' carries on celebrating
- Wisconsin man convicted of sexually assaulting dead deer gets more jail time
- Kansas police use DNA to trace trail of chicken bones to burglary suspect
- Florida's Walt Disney World bans children from fanciest park restaurant
- Iranian sets record for longest solo run around US perimeter
- NZealand man held by ankles to snap shark: reports
- New Zealand con man robs Canadian hotel guests, charges meal, drink to their bill
- Swiss botanists hope for pot luck with new Edelweiss
- Mexican boy glues self to bed to avoid school
- Police cheer as Kenya's witch-wary looters return war spoils
- Dog hospitalised for being over the limit: newspaper
- Mexican boy glues hand to bed to avoid going back to school
- Oregon town abuzz: Mayor's MySpace page shows her on fire engine, in skivvies
- Elephants outsmarting humans on Indonesia's Sumatra: report
- Savannah State misses its way into record books with four-point half
- Slovak TV station fined for mocking Vatican driving advice: report
- Texas students suspended for refusing haircut
- Anti-graft comic book for Chinese cadres
- British adventurer planning rubbish flight to China
- Jerusalem lights to go out so Bush can enjoy sunrise
- Charity gets bonus from Sarkozy-Bruni swimsuit shots
- St. Louis-area town proposal would ban swearing in bars
- Forget hotels, NYC comedian finds perfect lodging at Ikea store
- Long Island town seeks ban on Silly String, claiming fire truck damage
- Japan police receive 400th secret pledge to poor after 33 years
- Naked men poster too racy for Japanese railway
- Calf survives marathon swim down flooded Australian river
- Australian teen blames dope for theft of 2 crocodiles and monkey
- Texas dog triggers shotgun blast, kills owner in hunting accident
- New York men accused of bid to cash dead man's cheque
- Pennsylvania man on probation for mailing cow head to wife's lover
- Teenager derailed trams with home-made device: police
- British college starts etiquette lessons
- Glow, little piglet: Chinese fluorescent sow passes on 'green' genes to young
- Olmert gives Bush new roadmap ... for bikes
- Couple renovates neighbourhood in North Carolina, one house at a time
- Kansas town fires police chief convicted of stealing beer from firefighters
- Passenger jet hit by bullet during Christmas celebratory fire in Montenegro
- Devilish debate on end for Church of England
- French president wants happiness included in measures of economic growth
- Salad dodgers fight slummy mummies for Aussie dictionary honour
- Mexico City claims record 225 people skate in human chain
- Olmert gives Bush new roadmap ... for bikes
- Maryland high school offers $30 to food-fight snitches, then backtracks
- Illinois man, 4 others accused of growing pot in apartment over flower shop
- Post Office nabs suspects for attack on the Letter to Santa program
- Czech woman, 33, spends months disguised as 13-year-old boy in Norway
- Lax FBI money controls lead to shutdown of surveillance
- Observant 10-year-old foils break-in suspect in Vernon, B.C.
- A smelly case: Dog poop footprints lead police to drunken driving suspect
- Swiss skiers face radar monitors to curb speed
- FBI phone taps cut off over unpaid bills
- Lucky escape as train rolls over sleeping Australian man
- N.S. premier's top-10 list fails to persuade Letterman's 'Late Show' to visit
- Wiarton Willie heads to EBay; bidding to join him onstage starts at $999
- British police learn German to talk to dogs: reports
- Dutch airport authorities arrest 'priest' for drugs smuggling
- British twins separated at birth got married without realizing they were related
- German polar bear cub - still nameless - gets own website
- France's 'Mr Clean' rejects dirty caravan charge
- Stressed Greeks find release in e-curse website
- 88-year-old British grandfather to star in British ballet
- 'Just my day,' says Long Island doctor who gets building violations after home burns
- NJ man makes rare find in plate of fried oysters: pearl 'half the size of a jellybean
- Columbus Zoo pays breeder $35,000 to keep huge python named Fluffy
- Stricken British yachtsman in SOS to local pub
- Police helicopter called to Aussie teen's house party
- Residents of rural Texas town abuzz over dozens of reported UFO sightings
- London graffiti wall sells for 208,000 pounds on eBay
- Late night looms in Saudi Arabia for an early-to-bed U.S. president
- Eagles recovering after disastrous dive into fish truck in Alaska
- Want the public to like your product better? Raise the price.
- Djokovic treats Australian Open tennis crowd to Sharapova impersonation
- New Zealand man charged with driving lawnmower while drunk
- Neither Democrats nor Republicans best in bed: Playboy survey
- Wisconsin legislature votes to overturn 27-year-old ban on heated sidewalks
- "Mush" replaces MASH north of Korea's DMZ
- Girl Scout robbed of cookie money; suspect, 12, put address on order form
- Court: Chimp cannot be declared a person, Austrian high court rules
- Lithuanian's trip to work leads her off-track to Estonia
- Danish royals 'guillotined' in anti-monarchy campaign
- British woman triggers sea rescue after film confusion
- Police: Indiana man accidentally shoots himself during store robbery
- Twin brothers from Nebraska earn perfect scores on college entrance test
- Sharapova bounces back Djokovic jests
- India to cull tough words from Urdu syllabus: report
- Swiss scientists take note of bank flu risk: report
- History mystery sparked by old postcard sent from Maine to in Connecticut
- 'Please don't do that': Man says NY hospital forced rectal exam
- Venus gets bum rap, says Serena
- Sharapova bounces back Djokovic jests
- Queen of Mean's possessions up for auction
- Brain surgery helps Edmonton woman listen to hip-hop music again
- Calgary man plans record-setting race across Atlantic in pedal-powered boat
- Two brothers facing charges for allegedly selling parking spots as condos
- Facebook jibes land four Lebanese in jail: reports
- Green Bay fan mistakenly shreds ticket to Sunday's NFC championship game
- Customers desert smoke-free restaurant
- Web plagiarism a serious problem: UK teachers
- More snakes on a plane
- Woman filmed killing of lover
- Human skull on sale at Belgrade flea market: report
- Long-lost boomerang comes back to Australia after Yank thief has guilt pangs
- Estonian opera-goer spends night locked in toilet
- Canada's official spy souvenir shop off limits to ordinary citizens
- Young Quebec patriots drop off 101 pork tongues to promote French language
- Eight taken to hospital after eating questionable muffins at Que trade school
- Texas church gives $145,000 to 'underpaid' police officers
- Founder of California anti-gun group pleads no contest to weapons charges
- Japanese teen posing as playboy arrested after spending spree at nightclub
- Texas mayor charged with taking neighbours' pet; lawyer says she loves dog
- Not dead yet, Chilean man wakes up at his own wake
- Italian motorist covers 120 kilometers ... in wrong direction
- Hapless thieves mistake bread for dough
- Thai cabin crews up in the air over saucy soap opera
- Blind seal at LA zoo ready to meet visitors
- Ga. man with famous moniker humble on Martin Luther King Jr. Day
- Clerk among 6 accused in cheap fill-up scheme at W.Virginia gas station
- Source of hole at Edmonton-area golf course likely to remain a mystery
- This show stinks! Toilet takes centre stage at charity concert
- Sweden to consult Canada in study measuring methane emitted by belching cows
- Maine police seize winning lottery ticket; was bought with drug sale proceeds
- No topic too smalls for Britain's most feared TV journalist
- Australian judge jails "pair of fools' for bungled robbery
- 'Pair of fools' jailed in bungled burglary in Australia
- Alta golf course neighbours dive into mystery hole, come up with balls
- Lohan, Murphy lead race for Hollywood's worst
- Cheeky crook called cab to make getaway, British court told