- German puts out cigarette with fire extinguisher
- Florida pastor challenges married couples to have sex every day for month
- 90-kilogram English mastiff to be honoured for donating blood 20 times
- Ireland's Blarney Stone may be baloney: study
- China regulators denounce radio station for sexually explicit shows
- Chinese booze-makers try to end lunchtime drinking ban: report
- RCMP say drunk driver conveniently landed up on front lawn of detachment
- Aussie PM battles bulge as deputy wins sexy votes
- Vegas man confuses Madonna photo with Marilyn in 'embarrassing moment'
- Man, 18, charged after allegedly stealing camel marionette in Kingston, Ont.
- St. Patrick's Day causes spats as it falls during Holy Week this year
- Professor invents "self-healing" rubber in Paris lab that could have many uses
- Scientists' row over G spot nears a climax
- Japan footballers tackle food concerns in China
- Briton jailed for urinating on Latvian monument
- New York City man accused of taking $2M from account of man with same name
- Conspiracy buffs may feast on J doents
- YouTube brings life, weirdness to election
- Liquor firms to challenge work drink ban
- Beijing to bring in extra pandas for Olympic games
- Viva Obama! Barack gets the Mariachi treatment
- Clooney: 'I'm the Hillary of the Oscars'
- The end is near... well, in 7.6 billion years
- Streaker disrupts Australian race meet
- German scientists launch space flight with fish to study motion sickness
- Algae-munching fish clean up Chinese lake: official media
- Latvia's 'First Rabbit' dies
- Drunk driver parks at police station
- Bank error in your favor
- Kitty heads home after 3-week journey across U.S. in locker
- Pennsylvania man sells nearly 3M vinyl albums, singles and CDs on EBay for $3M
- 'Stolen truck' taken by dog in Azusa, Calif.; Boxer knocked pickup out of gear
- In Japan, laughter to be measured by 'aH'
- Caterwauling leads to discovery of family cat in wall of N.B. home
- Voting opens for world's oddest book title 2008
- Malaysian women voters told not to wear nail polish: report
- Viva Obama! Barack gets the Mariachi treatment
- Jilted Mexico City brides, grooms may be able to collect under new law
- Cardboard Australian PM disrupts question time
- Remember when? Wisconsin man's amazing memory attracts interest from scientists
- "Are Women Human?" And other publishing highlights
- Belgrade smash 'n' grab becomes YouTube smash hit
- "Girl" at school was 39-year-old man
- Man pays $17K for 4 strands of hair thought to have come from Washington
- Michigan restaurateur makes 61-kilogram burger and hopes for world record
- $3 million bid on EBay for vast record collection is called a fraud
- Hundreds fill rink at world's biggest mall to play 'world's best game'
- Sarkozy trades insults at agricultural show
- Gambler in Britain makes 1 million pounds off 50 pence wager
- Florida Marlins looking for spry but tubby men for cheerleading squad
- Chinese official resigns after dozing off at speech
- Municipal tap water from B.C. town and Los Angeles win global taste test
- Telltale snowmobile tracks help Michigan police bust alleged chop shop
- SKorean man gets merit after losing hair in army: report
- Famed bun-maker cleans up "doggy" name
- It's not over until everybody sings
- Runaway lawnmower kills monk
- A price to pay for saying "I don't"
- Large N.B.. family boasts 18 siblings all collecting government pensions
- Rice gets floral nickname on SKorea visit
- Latvian president raps minister for 'English pigs' remark
- Hungary's 'Jellied Pork Festival' draws 150,000: organisers
- Indonesian police turn to silver screen to improve image
- 'French Spiderman' nabbed trying to climb Brazilian tower
- Hundreds fill rink at West Edmonton Mall to play 'world's best game'
- Fancy footwear for police dogs in western German city of Duesseldorf
- Anti-ageing substance found in bullfrogs: researchers
- French chocolate mousse murderer gets 20-year jail term
- Ohio cops find alligators in drug dealer's den
- Sky's the limit in Austrian regional elections
- Romanian police officers to take ballet classes
- Bob Geldof says bigger than Condi Rice
- Japanese man hooked on hamburgers
- Kremlin choice clear in Russian children's pictures
- Temperatures rise over weather query
- Police dogs get shoes for "paw patrol"
- Falling icicles kill six
- Oregon mayor who posed in underwear on fire engine loses office
- Forget the newly assigned 11 planets? Grade 4 student can help with mnemonic
- Montrealers rally behind push to claim Boardwalk spot on new Monopoly board
- Pair from Hamilton charged after $20,000 in stolen lingerie store items found
- Saskatchewan native Head wins $1 million in TSN's Million Dollar Shootout
- Armed robber in Australia picks wrong bar, is hog-tied by bikers
- Australian bandits confronted by biker gang
- Clinton picks up a half delegate, making the other half whole
- Leap year baby Henri (Pocket Rocket) Richard to celebrate 18th birthday
- Stop thief, why are you wearing that hanger?
- Petition launched to make St Patrick's Day a holiday in US
- Germany's Merkel says she lived in a squat
- Blind Irishman sees with the aid of son's tooth in his eye
- Kremlin candidate stops campaigning... to campaign
- City repairing sewage pipes to avert spill
- B.C. 'leaper' unites those sharing Feb. 29 birthday in online honour society
- Man sought for breaking into woman's apartment and viewing computer porn
- Italian authorities bust car counterfeiting ring turning Pontiacs into Ferraris
- Mexican legislator takes heat for striptease clip that showed up on YouTube
- Canadian wins one million dollars in hockey contest
- Japanese cellphones to turn into 'robot' buddies
- Scottish lawmakers urged to posthumously pardon 'witches'
- SKorean dancers can't sidestep military service: report
- Pssst! Want to buy a fake Ferrari?
- Bikers say wrong night for a robbery
- Kremlin's guard service orders 3,200 mice
- Harry 'doesn't like England,' lashes British media
- Gun that killed J assassin in pop culture auction
- Alta Green leader turns nine years old and asks for election breakthrough
- Language barrier stops Briton's peace walk in France
- New polar bear cub wows Germany
- Mother of two becomes Japan's oldest boxer at 44
- Jack the Ripper returns
- US military declares war on feral pigs at Georgia's Fort Benning
- Wis. woman born on Leap Day welcomes grandchild who arrived on same day
- Indian chefs aim for record with 13-tonne biryani
- NYC childhood pals linked by 'lifeline' after kidney transplant
- Minnesota man pleads guilty to striking woman on the way to anger management class
- Paragliding chihuahua survives crash in Australia
- Leap Day cash giveaway turns into free-for-all at Manhattan park
- Italy election symbols: from garbage to impotence
- Singapore gov't butt of jokes after prison escape
- "Eat whale and save the planet" - Norwegian lobby
- Six-legged 'hexapus' claimed as world first in Britain
- Eurovision turkey gets Ireland in a flap
- Iran court orders 'stingy' husband to buy 124,000 roses: report
- Thai insurance covers man and his best friend
- Arkansas feline down to 7 lives after surviving tornado and fire
- US presidential candidate Obama thanks Japanese town of Obama for support
- Big breasts win verdict for Japanese pin-up
- Eight British soldiers sent home after stripping in bar
- Gun that killed J assassin in pop culture auction
- Popular Italian Catholic saint exhumed 40 years on
- Italy election symbols: from garbage to impotence
- "Eat whale and save the planet" - Norwegian lobby
- Paris restaurant that fed Napoleon loses coveted 3-star Michelin rating
- Latest fake memoir unlikely to change U.S. publishing industry
- Japanese firm tells workers: drinks are on us
- High on Mount Sinai?
- Spies had an astrologer...
- Whose soldiers are chubby and unfit?
- Obama letter delights Japanese namesake town
- Moses was high on drugs: Israeli researcher
- Japanese sailor to embark on world's longest wave-powered voyage
- U.S. woman with in-vitro pregnancy gives birth to rare identical triplets
- Illinois man flies son to tennis date to avoid traffic; lands on golf course
- Nigerian cross-dresser jailed for 18 months
- Dmitrij Medvedev and wife Svetlana happy in Lithuania
- Blind Briton to run seven marathons on seven continents
- Streaker experiences the power of Symonds
- Pig protest kicks up stink in Downing Street
- Loved ones arrange for NASCAR fan to take posthumous spin around Vegas track
- Singing of 'Danny Boy' banned in New York pub for St. Patrick's Day
- Cemetery full, mayor tells locals not to die
- Court drops charges against PM's ex-lover
- Vermont towns vote to arrest Bush and Cheney
- Wurst case scenario: German soldiers said to be chubbier than civilians
- Spanish PM explains use of late US newsman's famous sign-off
- German postal worker stole 29,000 letters in 15 years
- Group of Swedish MPs want less booze in parliament
- Russia's president-elect can't get no respect
- Explosion sends garage door into neighbour's yard; Calgary police blame moonshine
- Cemetery full, mayor tells locals not to die
- Brazilian boy surprises lawyers by passing law school entrance test
- Dutch women race down trendy street in stiletto heels, vying for $15,000 prize
- Minnesota bars thwart smoking ban by making everyone an actor
- Forget political scandals, Ottawa's finest cracking down on jaywalkers
- Brazilian university blocks 8-year-old from studying law
- Switzerland fears the wurst over iconic sausage shortage
- Limping Bangladeshi triggers Singapore security alert: report
- Say what? South Pasadena, Calif., declares itself a cuss-free zone
- Runaway bank teller captured on husband's tip
- French village bans death
- German monk caught with 230 porno films: report
- Retired Playboy Bunny to sell tail for SAfrican charity
- Return-to-sender for girl's missive to mum in 'Heaven'
- Fake workers steal ATM in Ancaster, Ont., two days before real workers show up
- Hey, tanks a lot!
- Police campaign hand out 108 tickets in single-day jaywalking blitz
- Malaysia's granny candidate goes online
- Pilots complain of "laser" attacks
- Dead rodent stops operation
- Who was that girl, Bob Dylan asks
- 'Horrible' American dinosaur for sale in French auction
- UEFA Cup bet with Ribery costs van Bommel 100 euros
- Referee sent into hiding after lookalike attacked
- Missouri lawmaker wants "King of Beers" to be state's official brew
- Kitten survived in shipping crate from Singapore to Cleveland
- Caught speeding on camera, police officers refuse to pay tickets
- Putin celebrates women's day... with another woman
- No joke: New York City couple is married by comedian Kathy Griffin
- 'Missing' couple surprise daughter, police on return from vacation
- Wild elephants hold up Sri Lanka vote: police
- San Diego activist recruiting bench-warmers to block transient sleepers
- In Mexico, underpass collision cancels 800-pound man's date
- Former premier Lord haunts New Brunswick government computers
- Ohio knitters take project outdoors, dress up pear tree with public sweater
- Athlete keeps cool during anthem mix-up
- Tackling urban gridlock with foldable car
- Irreverent portrait of Danish royals wins Australian art prize
- Australia holiday couple crash their own murder probe
- Hello Kitty used as drug lord's messenger: report
- Wild elephants hold up Sri Lanka vote: police
- Erotic Picasso art sparks Greek school row: reports
- Putin celebrates women's day... with another woman
- Malaysia's granny candidate goes online
- 'Horrible' American dinosaur for sale in French auction
- Guinness certifies giant crab cake cooked in Delaware as the world's biggest
- W.Va. man endures cold water after boat flips, while keeping dog atop the hull
- Tenn. students fall ill after someone pours deer urine into school air conditioning u
- "Client 9" T-shirts hit the Web
- Judge quashes libel ruling against restaurant critic
- Yes, I'd like to renew this, please...
- Cleric attacks hardliners over wedding dance
- Brakes hit for Corvette honors
- Off with their hands: Putin's new corruption solution
- Lousian firefighter uses mouth-to-snout rescucitation to revive dog
- "Client 9" T-shirts hit the Web
- Connecticut 8th-grader suspended for buying Skittles in school
- Woman stopped at German airport trying to transport brother's skeleton on plane
- Nicolas Cage impersonator fools Real Madrid and gets star treatment at match
- Tiny Iowa town overrun with feral felines offers $5 bounty on stray cats
- Fake Olympic vodka seized in Russia
- Airport stops women with human remains in suitcase
- Guns and fists as "snow rage" erupts
- Wonder what his mob nickname is...
- Lardy Mafia suspect too fat for jail
- UN seeks top spud snapper for Year of the Potato
- Web site aims to help mail-order brides
- Police discover souped-up prison tunnel
- Accountant loses $600,000 grape lawsuit
- A dozen pregnant women wanted - for ballet
- Flying trampoline halts high-speed train
- German police find skeleton in carry-on luggage
- Short people are most prone to jealousy, say scientists
- Kangaroo pie on menu as activists protest Aussie cull
- Lithuanian bar fined after pipe-loving PM lights up
- Rats gnaw away Ethiopian farmer's life savings
- Police hope stolen beer costume surfaces in time for St. Patty's
- Billy Crystal strikes out in new career - fans as Yankees leadoff man
- Italian archbishop reaches out to flock ... on YouTube
- Ohio woman gives birth to daughter after truck breaks down on way to hospital
- No voters show up for an annexation referendum in South Florida's Broward County
- Reality check for TV winner
- Court suspends obscenity charges against Gere
- State passes droopy pants law
- Lawmakers defend traditional coca use
- Bad timing foils U.S. man's attempt to rob bank; made move after bank closed
- House for sale in Chattanooga, Tenn., has appeal for enthusiasts of outer space
- Harper government polls Canadians about polls
- Spanish cathedral installs indoor traffic lights to control crowds
- Military mistakenly drops dummy bomb on Tulsa, Okla., building
- Louisiana firefighter uses mouth-to-snout resuscitation to revive dog