- Quick delivery: newborn ends up in mother's sweatpants outside Pa. hospital
- Fine convinces naked California jogger to keep his clothes on
- Porn star seeks fame with clothes on
- Catch a thief and win a motorbike
- Village sells street names to raise cash
- Is it the drink, or did that urinal talk to me?
- Paraguay swallows tall tale of husband-eating boa
- Tourism official in Victoria defends ad that promises a "perfect orgasm"
- British soldier's postcard to sweetheart finally arrives - 92 years late
- Talking urinals discourage drunken driving
- Australian man catches shark with his bare hands, blames vodka
- In North Dakota, more than 8,000 try to set record for most snow angels
- Oregon elephant recovering after vets remove infected tusk with chainsaw
- Love in the fast lane lands Israelis in hot water
- Cactus-eating moth threatens favorite Mexican food
- Hong Kong to have so-so Year of the Pig
- Sex in fast lane halts traffic on road
- Indonesian firm launches women-only buses
- Global vote will pick world's "new" seven wonders
- 'Yasha' and 'Terminator' enter ring in Russian goose-fighting revival
- Businessmen break kebab record with hunk of meat to serve 24,000 tacos
- Spanish beauty pageant queen loses title for being mother
- German retiree to pay for killing rare eagle that attacked his dachshund
- Reykjavik mayor rues porn conference
- Lottery winner comes home to claim 100-million-euro jackpot
- Global vote will pick world's "new" seven wonders
- Mummified body found in front of blaring TV
- Minnesota man wins a $25,000 lottery jackpot two days in row
- Coffee stand offers free coffee for a year for info on gunman
- Stumpy, an 8-day-old duckling born in Britain, has a rare mutation: 4 legs
- Men scatter and scream after spotting 'giant rat' inside Minnesota tire shop
- N.Y. man fired for visiting adult chat room at work sues IBM for $5 million
- Math anxiety saps working memory needed to do math
- Colorado town trying to snatch 'Icebox of the Nation' title from Minn. locale
- Please don't invite us to your wedding, couple says
- Diver discovers ring lost 20 years ago in underwater cave off African coast
- Thinking outside the box with crazy coffins
- Park to be built on dump may be named after Sharon
- Cheque mate! Korean bank sends singles on blind date
- Croatia probes why Hitler image on sugar packets
- Islamic spies to snoop on lovers
- Scottish hedgehogs saved after consciences pricked
- AHL club offers Britney a break from paparazzi - an invitation to Syracuse
- Russian president Putin puts on skis to back Sochi's Olympic bid
- Labour Party tossers win British lawmakers' pancake race
- Dutch government proposes knee lock to keep prisoners from escaping
- CORRECTED: Math anxiety saps working memory needed to do math
- Stressed-out bus passengers learn yoga during morning commute in Israel
- Park to be built on dump may be named after Sharon
- Beijing manners improve but not yet tops
- Shades of Slapshot, Goalie gets cheeky, drops shorts, moons crowd
- Iran to create women-only island
- Hong Kong warns on rodents in pigs' clothing
- In Hong Kong, eat up or you'll be fined
- Sword-wielding neighbor mistakes porn for rape
- To Sir, with Love: Australian plan has students marking teachers
- Taiwan, US, Canada runners complete Sahara trek
- Kazakh envoy in U.S. seeks to dispel "Borat" image
- Woman smuggles cocaine in chocolate cookies
- Dead dad earns pension from the freezer
- Empty boxes and politeness dent generosity
- Fighting surgeons leave patient in the lurch
- Man mistook porn movie scream for rape; charged for 'rescue' effort with sword
- Statue of Margaret Thatcher unveiled at British Parliament
- Mint plans 100-kilogram gold coin worth $2 million
- Ice anglers discover unidentified shipwreck in Lake Superior
- Latvia to promote its 'trendy' language abroad
- Brussels Airlines on the spot: Triskaidekophobia brings down logo
- New Zealand fishermen catch world's largest squid
- 'Blinkered' Israel defence minister faces new media mockery
- Baltic herring beats pike to become national fish of Estonia
- Travel firm offers trips to CIA prison that Polish authorities deny exists
- Cardinal tells car-mad Germans to think green
- Wisconsin man can't remember 16-storey plunge from hotel window
- Fast food chain's cat bag apparel stunt irks Florida authorities
- Inmates in Texas served noodles infested with weevils, officials say
- Hockey goalie drops pants and moons crowd during game
- Illinois couple to pledge their undying love, marry in Missouri graveyard
- Seal hunt foes get naked, dirty outside Canadian PM's office
- CD players blast out pornographic messages during mass at New Mexico church
- New Zealand fishermen catch world's largest squid
- New Zealand fishing crew catches rare 450-kilogram colossal squid
- Two clowns shot dead at circus
- Men-free tourism island planned
- 'Blinkered' Israel defence minister faces new media mockery
- Thief gets F in planning and driving
- No need to diet AND exercise to lose weight?
- Beaver is spotted in New York City for the first time in 2 centuries
- Fashion TV under fire for spoiling culture
- Man compensated for being stuck inside Malaysia
- NYC court upholds law that bans patrons from dancing in bars, restaurants
- Daughter of woman from Teseh, Ont., wins Beautiful Baby Search
- Superstitious athletic director takes Florida Gators to new heights
- Video shows rats running wild in a KFC-Taco Bell restaurant in New York City
- Read my lips: Cheney, Howard gagged by glitch
- A message for millennia -- in bacteria
- Life in the fast lane too much for homesick Italian
- After Guinness nod to Indian chili, woman to set record eating it
- British FM fooled into frank talk by impressionist: report
- Britain's FM caught out by comedian's prank call
- Divers compete in ice hockey world championship... underwater
- Seaplane with American, Canadian aboard makes forced landing on Oregon highway
- Farmer wants a wife: Village hosts love-in
- New York feasts on pricey Kobe beef food fight
- Jealous husbands may face trial in court
- Girl lost in poker game pleads for help
- Casino told to fork over jackpot won by minor
- Heavy petting? Try this Dutch dating Web site
- Stand-in mistress sought to take wife's abuse
- Sri Lanka leader brings elephant and jumbo delegation to China
- Cash-laden artwork catches the eye of thieves in Oslo, Norway
- Gore pulled off Oscars stage before presidential 'announcement'
- Arkin wins supporting actor
- Man aged 107 forsakes sex for longevity: paper
- Baird gets bad review for Academy Award act in Parliament
- Woman allegedly pulls out a handgun and shoots at the tires of a tailgator
- Malaysian military plagued by termites; personnel appointed to curb the menace
- Toddler finds $1,300 in cash inside 25-cent thrift-store book
- U.S. Post Office may issue 'forever' stamp
- Bend it like Jesus: Vatican's clerical soccer tournament kicks off in Rome
- $16,311 on a canvas proves too tempting for art thieves
- Girl lost in poker game pleads for help
- Casino told to fork over jackpot won by minor
- Heavy petting? Try this Dutch dating Web site
- Sri Lanka leader brings elephant and jumbo delegation to China
- John Baird gets bad review for Academy Award act in Parliament
- Calif. woman ordered to remove 'messages from God' from house or face fines
- Environmental activists use cellphone ringtones to make an instant statement
- Marine base in Virginia interferes with neighbors' garage door openers
- Passerby spots suitcase and bag containing marijuana on Quebec beach
- Swiss newspaper says it fell for fake Gucci advertisement
- Workers at a boutique call police after receiving two buckets of marijuana
- N.D. legislation targets anti-cohabitation law that offends seniors living together
- German convicted of stealing buffet for 60 people
- Would you vote for someone with a face like yours?
- Tourists indulge in aphrodisiac at Chile song fest
- U.S. town judged to have tastiest tap water; Bosnia wins for sparkling
- Angioplasta with a side of fries, please
- Tiger and orangutan babies, enemies in jungle, playmates at Indonesia zoo
- Cow forces Alaska pilot to choose interstate for landing spot
- Indonesian man who lost three daughters to 2004 tsunami sires triplets
- Gag baseball card of Yankees star Jeter shows President George Bush
- Stephane Robidas among several NHLers who have yet to score this season
- Hot potato: Italian woman finds WWII hand grenade in sack of spuds
- UFO science key to halting climate change: former Canadian defense minister
- Granny finds grenade in groceries
- Icelandic alternative beauty contest to challenge ideals
- Record amount paid for rare baseball card
- Audrey Hepburn's gown auction money to aid children
- Scuffle for organs sparks donor debate in Singapore
- Teacher cuts pupil's tongue with scissors
- Swiss newspapers fail to sniff fake perfume advert
- President Bush repays volunteers with personalized Oval Office tour
- Tiger and orangutan babies, enemies in jungle, playmates at Indonesia zoo
- Australia's porn industry challenges film ratings
- Granny finds grenade in groceries
- Florida teen tries everything, then hiccups stop on their own after 5 weeks
- Charges dropped against student who cursed at airport; claimed free speech rights
- Saskatchewan pilot makes emergency landing on Michigan highway
- Lawyer claims Ohio police dog, chief have degrees from same online college
- Slovenian swimmer nears halfway point in Amazon swim attempt
- Swiss uncover 2,815 year-old tree trunk in Alps
- TV host charged for attacking plane staff
- State wants special car plates for sex offenders
- Leave me be, 98-year-old woman tells young admirer
- Superstition sparks toilet cleaning craze
- Greece sends Latin dance tune to Eurovision contest
- Rules force man to urinate in bottle in exam
- Tunnel borer named after teen football prodigy
- Hotels with no condoms get fined
- Man jailed for stealing women's hair
- Prisoner caught with grenade where?
- Topless wife photo ends man's pole protest
- Airline luggage handler jailed for stealing women's hair
- New York exhibit tries to make art from news
- Driver flees Netherlands crash scene, leaving behind 3,000 kilograms of hash
- Miami developer arrested after using official funds to buy watermelon statue
- Beatles guitar turns up at Montenegro school: report
- Forget toxic spills: sushi-loving astronaut unleashes wasabi on space station
- Hot potato: Italian woman finds WWII hand grenade in sack of potatoes
- Man charged with robbing N.C. bank for the second time discovers he was robbed
- No time like the present to remove clocks from the post office
- Blind pilot bids to fly from Britain to Australia
- Learning from mistakes next challenge for Japanese humanoids
- Topless wife photo ends man's pole protest
- Olympics: 'Unbearable stink' in taxis threatens Beijing's image
- Ireland's national cemetery to become tourist attraction
- Milosevic grave attacked to expel evil spirits: reports
- Repentant thieves break into W.Va. church again to return stolen equipment
- atoo returned to La. owner after saying the phrase 'I Love you, Corey'
- Poles spot the difference twixt twin leaders in online game
- Elderly woman unscathed after being run over by a train
- New York may never win its war on rats
- Starbucks steams at 'Starstrucks' coffee chain
- Metal thieves steal kids' slides, toilet roof
- Bangladesh man finds perfect happiness up a palm tree
- Time to learn your exabytes: Tech researchers calculate wide world of data
- 3 German teens alleged to have caused ostrich's impotence with fireworks
- Parents beat up principal over grades
- Car with marijuana in trunk crashes into South Carolina state trooper
- Company of Swiss soldiers get lost and accidentally march into Liechtenstein
- All shook up by Elvis ghost voters
- Chef says he put carcass of 3-foot-long shark in Austrian river as a joke
- 11-year-old N.C. girl grabs the steering wheel after mom faints while driving
- Taiwanese light up 8.1-mile long firecracker string in world record bid
- Bosnian presidency member escorts pregnant woman in labour to hospital
- Scientists claim first in using brain scans to predict intentions
- Inmate suspected in plot to kill police chief
- Police shocked by video of pot-smoking toddlers
- Fear of man-eaters stalks tiger widows
- Record US$370-million Mega Millions jackpot number drawn in Times Square
- 2,400 smuggled snakes seized at northern Malaysian air cargo complex
- Wisconsin man calls cops to tell them he's having trouble breaking into church
- US Airways flight diverted because of man with magnet in backside
- Tranquilized moose knocks helicopter out of the sky in Alaska
- Teenager leaves "deposit" in bank
- R-rated movies lure white teens into smoking?
- Hong Kong theme park staff fined for loss of paper plates
- Pow! Thwack! Captain America dead at 89
- British granny faces jail over cannabis crop
- 'Dead' Indian man calls home during his funeral
- New fruit juice toasts Saddam, Castro, Tito
- Car with marijuana in trunk crashes into state trooper in South Carolina
- Risk-taking kiwis protest looming "party pill" ban
- Steamy e-mails from U.S. astronaut case released
- Borat seen as human rights victim by U.S. government
- No grisly food details, please..
- Meat-loving calf eats chickens
- Unzipped fly leads Wisconsin officers to drugs stashed in man's underwear
- Nearly half of Chinese cannot speak Mandarin: survey
- Artist's cast-iron figures of naked men allowed to remain on English beach
- British granny escapes jail over cannabis crop
- Georgia truck driver lays claim to half of US$390-million jackpot
- French law takes effect to crack down on filming 'happy slapping'
- St. Louis Zoo's new baby elephant to be named Jade after 13,000 votes tallied
- Iowa grain silos ice-coated to make winter playground for mountain climbers
- You like! IRA's political wing take cue from bumbling Borat
- No grisly food details, please..
- Hoof-lickin' good: Indian cow eats chickens
- Mini zoo seized in Bangladesh
- China panda seeks artificial paw
- Dutch "Iceman" to climb Everest in shorts
- Former New York teacher sues; says boss fired her believing she was witch
- Prairie and NWT residents urged to re-check Millionaire Life lottery tickets
- Norway's royal palace nearly sold cheap on eBay
- Queen Elizabeth II's 'get-well-soon' letter sold at auction
- New dollar coins missing 'In God We Trust' inscription
- Soccer fan punishes child's foul with karate
- Prisoner freed after first hearing in 19 years
- TV torture scenes trouble human rights activists