- Malaysian pirates put sniffer dogs on hit list
- "Botox and booze" parties curbed in Australia
- 26 animals seized from a couple hoarding them in California motel room
- McDonald's launches U.K. campaign to get dictionaries to redefine 'McJobs'
- Reading, writing, booties: Utah School to have 11th baby since January for staff
- Man dressed in WWII military uniform attacks two workers at Oregon museum
- Teacher chided for biting the thigh of wrestler who tried to give him a wedgie
- Dad says 2-year-old son took gun from his mother's purse and shot him in the arm
- God-fearing villagers snub "satanic" bar codes
- Another cop show called "Monk?"
- Burglar pays dearly for credit card trick
- Police seize cars housing vicious rats
- Man shoots at condo for blocking out sunlight
- No money for stamps? Advertiser happy to help
- Colossal squid may be headed for the oven in New Zealand
- Portugal under fire for Algarve brand tweaking
- Children from across Canada pick winning names for RCMP puppies
- Japanese billionaire hands over multimillion-dollar homes to low-income families
- Baker gets jumbo-sized bread order for jumbo-sized customers: elephants
- Bishops not amused by gambling nuns' bad habits
- Rare copy of Declaration of Independence bought for $2.48 sells for $477,650
- China's 'stubborn nail' stands firm
- Gay Philippine police told not to camp it up
- Muggles suspected over Harry Potter train attack
- "Knut Day" in Berlin as polar bear cub goes public
- Baby bear Knut basks in Berlin limelight after reprieve
- New Jersey thieves snatch $12,000 in underwear
- Humor in church: the rite stuff?
- Hungary's military bishop resigns for love
- God-fearing villagers snub "satanic" bar codes
- Brazilian housewife convicted of killing, cooking husband
- U.S. senator rescues Edmonton police band pipes from customs
- Ohio Amish aim to break world buffet record set last year in Las Vegas
- Deadlocked trade wizards call Harry Potter to the rescue
- S.C. woman buys more than $1,000 of potentially tainted pet food
- Man lands in hot water over camera allegedly hidden in shampoo bottle
- Balloon Arkansas students released on Jan. 31 lands in N.C. on March 12
- Baby polar bear Knut basks in Berlin limelight after reprieve
- Swiss offered chance to shop for Stones concert
- 82-year-old woman foils purse snatcher by refusing to give up her bag
- Oxnard, Calif. officials buy aerosol horns to scare off coyotes
- No laughing matter as struggling Parma sign comedian
- Trio suspected of stealing nearly $12,000 in women's undergarments in N.J.
- Will Houdini escape from the grave?
- Locksmith cracks open antique safe, discovers poem about Jesus
- Harlequin books seeks "real men" for covers
- Texas legislator proposes $500 to stop abortions
- No clean slate for teachers; chalk it up to lust
- Wisconsin fire marshal resigns after consulting online psychics
- Camera with wedding pictures found in vacant Wis. lot a year after it was stolen
- B.C. man posts YouTube video of what could be sasquatch sighting
- New Zealand schoolgirls find there's no C in Ribena
- Woman found with 3 crocodiles strapped to body at Gaza border crossing
- Wanted in Ohio: two pizzas and a deadbeat parent
- Rev isn't always short for reverend
- Anna Nicole Smith diaries sell for over $500,000
- Panda poop doing double duty in China: as raw material for paper
- Lap-dancers must pay tax, court says
- Harlequin books seeks manly 'real men' for covers
- Briton becomes first man to run around the world
- Holy vision: BBC brings Easter forward to save money
- Former White House Chief of Staff John Sununu named honorary hog wrangler
- Extra cheese, no deadbeats: Mugs of child-support suspects printed on pizza boxes
- Abandoned yellow Labrador retriever siblings find each other at Wis. dog daycare
- Mouse makes off with man's dentures, forcing him to tear up floor to get teeth
- Wanted in Ohio: two pizzas and a deadbeat parent
- Rev isn't always short for reverend
- Anna Nicole Smith diaries sell for over $500,000
- Love in the air for one lucky couple
- Australian group captures "monster" toad the size of a small dog
- Thai zoo officials trying to turn male panda onto porn ahead of mating season
- New Zealand schoolgirls find there's no C in Ribena
- Washington state man held theft of hundreds of panties and bras
- Pay up to prove you live
- Ribena maker squashed after schoolgirl expose
- Monster cane toad found
- No joke: comedian wrecks rare Ferrari
- Burglar makes his bed and sleeps in it
- New kind of crocodile belt?
- Anna Nicole Smith diaries sell for over $500,000
- German mother and daughter row over diamond-to-ashes plan
- Australians complain that Italian woman bit Aussie in water polo match
- Bosnian's explosive love earns 10 months' jail
- Couple tie the knot in 'moving' ceremony at Montana ski resort
- Deaf retirement home in northern California full of hearing seniors
- Border collies to patrol New York City's Central Park for geese
- Court bans smoking while driving in New Delhi in move to curb accidents
- Briton is first man to run around the world
- Man who admitted stealing Virgin Mary statue painted it to look like clown
- N.Y. school bus refitted as supersized oven for Passover matzos
- Receiver of $1 parking ticket pays off fine, more than 25 years later
- Israeli pro-marijuana party tells supporters: No pot on Passover
- Dutch court rules that cost of buying and shipping hashish is tax deductible
- 'Cute Knut' the polar bear has tills ringing in Germany
- Monster cane toad found
- Briton becomes first man to run around the world
- Anna Nicole Smith diaries sell for over $500,000
- Tall people can't dress!
- Don't puff and drive, New Delhi court tells drivers; don't gab on phone either
- Clampdown on celery-throwers leads to bans
- Daredevil condemned for escalator stunt
- No hash matzos?
- World's tallest man finds other half
- China to sack 'dead souls' and other slackers
- No joke: comedian wrecks rare Ferrari
- Lawmakers may ban texting while driving
- Toronto charge 72-year-old defence lawyer with drug trafficking
- Powerful perfume puts brakes on bus ride
- Senators perform 'snow angel salute' after N.Dakota recaptures world record
- Qatar's FM snaps up priciest flat in London
- Woman nabbed for allegedly stealing 3-year-old's teddy bear
- Animal Shelter finds 110 parakeets living in cage in one-bedroom apartment
- Owner says her golden retriever saved her with the Heimlich maneuver
- Michigan officials ponder disappearance of 15 M gallons of sewage into sinkhole
- Willow trees cut down at Wisconsin nude beach to reduce sexual activity
- Police catch man with some creepy video footage of women's feet at UC Santa Cruz
- Florida man says ex-wife's sex change should end alimony obligation
- Residents in Montana town use snowplows, pitchforks after tumbleweed invasion
- Man loses ears trying to break up bar fight
- Xbox for your gun?
- No hash matzos?
- After searching high and low, world's tallest man marries
- Toronto law firm launches class-action lawsuit in wake of lotto fraud scandal
- Alberta cooks stir police pot by arguing over who slices and dices best
- Ten of the best April Fool's Day hoaxes: US museum
- Free ride ends in Hawaii for Japan cruise stowaway
- Judge bars Bears fan from changing name to that of Colts QB Peyton Manning
- Court bans defendants from cafeteria after officer says 1 stole meal
- Rift over famed frog-jumping contest leads to dueling competitions
- In the World Series of weird baseball names, Cuba is a real contender
- "Weekender" Cialis promises China marital bliss
- Trawler seized with 220 rare turtles
- Caterer fired over suspected dog meat
- Motorcycle top speeds could be capped
- Politician rapped over latex glove pose
- Cheddarvision TV not to be sniffed at
- Man who skied down Angel tube escalator proves a hit on Youtube
- Good Samaritan robbed after pushing truck to gas station, S.C. police say
- Web suicide site murders lead to death sentence
- Boy finds watch after it floats some 2,900 km from North Pole
- Free ride ends in Hawaii for Japan cruise stowaway
- South Park cartoon shows death of Queen Elizabeth II
- Students at Lynn University in Florida get credit for attending Final Four
- Politician rapped over latex glove pose
- Marines ban visible tattoos
- New Zealander to study heavy metal head-bangers
- NY mobsters used strip club for training: prosecutor
- France urges care on skinny models but rejects ban
- Egyptians head to France to fetch stolen mummy hairs
- April 1 looms, but hoax expert says times are hard
- Jail shower shows adult booked as a man in rape case is a woman
- Officials monitor suspect's 'movement,' find stolen ring inside jail toilet
- California mom arrested for telling two daughters to steal dog
- Fat hits the fire: Chicago issues first $250 foie gras fine - to hot dog vendor
- Maine couple to celebrate 80th wedding anniversary at nursing home
- Pa. firefighter gets bogus message: 911 closed, everyone at doughnut shop
- Man leads police on high-speed chase, then claims to be Cheney, police says
- Marines ban visible tattoos
- Man arrested in Indiana for skipping out on the same meal five straight weeks
- Nude chocolate Christ sculpture angers US Roman Catholics
- West Virginia Mountaineers' NIT T-shirt not worthy of champions
- 'Unsatisfied' 110-year old Saudi take second wife
- Russian juice ad pokes fun at billionaire's detention in France
- Mexican police arrest taxi drivers for showing porno films in cabs
- Dozing FedEx workers get free flight to Vienna
- Girl, 5, escapes unharmed after being choked by snake at B.C. pet expo
- Thieves steal everything in Briton's kitchen, including sink
- Newest Google guffaw: High-speed Internet through your toilet
- April Fool jokester Google offer wireless access via the loo
- Artist says offers are pouring in for chocolate Jesus sculpture
- Green light for visits to red-light district
- Malaysia's anti-piracy dogs sniff again
- Don't make me axe you again
- Anything to declare? Tell Norway's customs machine
- Grieving couple commits suicide after dog dies
- Sniffer dogs find second pirated-DVD haul
- Killing off tomb futures trade raiders
- Washington's whiskey wets whistles again
- I was watching TV: why Hong Kongers won't get the job
- Football chairman pays £8000 for fans' taxi ride home
- Green light for visits to red-light district
- Bloomberg says he'll veto ban on metal bats in NYC high schools
- Ashes of 'Star Trek's' Scotty to be sent into space later this month
- Boy's vacuum cleaner identification expertise turns him into budding TV star
- Bello the clown reunited with prized mini-bike in NYC
- 8th graders nabbed for feeding laxative-laced doughnuts to classmates, teacher
- Cabbie says he was stiffed on $8,200 cross-country fare from California to N.C.
- Ala. man camps out at work armed with a .44-caliber Magnum and busts burglars
- Japanese musicians set record for world's longest concert
- Fake volcano at Minn. waterpark ignites, forcing guests to flee into parking lot
- Thai zoo artificially inseminates panda after porn fails to spark mating
- Don't make me axe you again
- Grieving couple commits suicide after dog dies
- Broken hip foils Indian man's plan to abduct himself
- See work as a virtue, Malaysian civil servants told
- Missing python found in Google's massive New York City premises
- Swedish couple fights for right to name their baby girl Metallica
- Thai inmate clinches bout behind bars
- Google search yields office python
- Humane Society in Washington state holds yoga class for dogs and their owners
- Man charged after arriving at drunken-driving hearing in court drunk, police say
- Fast-food worker, son arrested for allegedly staging robbery outside KFC
- Teens shoot out sheriff's sign in Oregon, get busted real fast
- Man awaiting trial wins $2,100 on Ohio Lottery television game show
- Students accused of trying to poison teacher by pouring fabric freshener in soda
- Stradivari violin sells for $2.7 million, a million more than expected
- Polish storks battle it out -- live via webcam
- French train hits 570 km/h, breaks world speed record for rail trains
- Charges on the rocks: Over-refreshed Zamboni driver not guilty of DWI
- Prisoner fights her way to freedom?
- Last resort for Hitler
- Liquor is banned, so order cola with a wink
- Chicago woman sues boss's husband for 'negligent dancing' after he drops her
- Chinese restaurant pays 75,000 dollars for golden fish
- Thailand mulls parole for boxing prison champ
- Indian villages ban "meaningless game" of cricket
- Chinese go online for offerings to dead
- Coyote takes a breather in cooler at downtown Chicago sandwich shop
- Teacher who threw feces at boy may keep job
- Mummified corpses found in death rite mystery
- Brides, grooms seek serenity and scenic locales
- Rolling Stone Richards "snorted father's ashes"
- Seeking to seduce gourmet chocolate fans
- Fake beach draws crowds, lacks glitz
- Australian to live underwater for two weeks
- Woman loses battle to turn dead dad into diamond
- Restaurant forks out $75,000 for lucky fish
- Weekly paper in Orlando, Fla., caters to readers' hunger for mug shots
- Train derails in southern California desert, spilling blue cheese dressing
- Don't call it a new friendship, call it clique percolation
- Coyote takes a break in Chicago sandwich shop
- Fisheries Minister Hearn questions use of slogan 'Canada's new government'
- Woman riding horse at midnight charged with DUI, drug offenses, police say
- Neighbors concerned about family's plan to open obstacle course for tanks
- Deputies put toe and tow together at crime scene, make arrest in case
- Falling woman saved by pile of...
- Coast guard helicopter rescues man and his $2,000 pet atoo from pine tree
- After search, Google finds snake in office
- Seeking to seduce gourmet chocolate fans
- Falling woman saved by pile of...
- After search, Google finds snake in office
- Fake beach draws crowds, lacks glitz
- George Clooney takes break from filming and drops $20 at kids' lemonade stand
- Volunteer firefighter in wig, bikini charged with racy romp through Ohio park
- Man recovering from gunshot wound to hand from pistol that was thrown in trash
- Pregnant woman accused of selling sex on Internet with husband acting as pimp
- Dentist guilty of urinating in surgery sink
- 95-year-old woman traps thief
- Fitchburg, Wis. mayor chases opponent's wife after she pulls out campaign sign
- Judge agrees Nazi salute before California council meeting was too offensive