- Man who jumped White House fence says Bush told him to do it
- Florida man charged with killing roommate over lack of toilet paper
- Eeeeeeewwwwwwww!!!!!
- Streaker cuts no ice at bronze medal match
- Barry Bonds Impersonates Paula Abdul
- Man demands money from bank tellers, then says 'just kidding'
- Man Is Charged $4,300 for Four Burgers
- Crazy Cat Terrorizes Connecticut Town
- This guy really loves his meat...
- Oregon hospital finds 12 nails in skull of man complaining of headache
- Woman nabbed driving corpse across country
- Police Arrest Nude Man Stuck in Chimney
- Man kills mother, grills part of body
- Montreal-area family offering $10,000 reward to find head of sister's corpse
- Mexico to decriminalize pot, cocaine and heroin
- Harper "eats babies" sign flashed at commuters
- Man admits foot-fetish assaults on subway
- 410-pound American walks from California to New York, loses 100 pounds
- Woman, 74, Gets Revenge on Gator With Hose
- This explains a lot...
- Burglar gives massage to victim
- Australian charged after baby placed in dryer
- Man drowns trying to save toy boat
- third arm
- stupid robber
- this is bs
- restraunt ( I know i cant spell) schemes gone bad
- Animal rights protest shuts restaurant
- Idaho man driving with wife's severed head crashes into oncoming car, kills 2
- Cleveland police find skeleton in bed in home of 80-year-old woman
- Safe sex is bad!!!
- More lies,
- Man prefers jail to being at home with grandpa
- Monkey on the run in Virginia
- Operation to remove light bulb from inmate's anus
- Britons tire of cruel, vulgar US: poll
- Piece of man's skull falls off, draws crowds
- 9-year-old girl gives birth in Brazil, a pregnancy youngest on record
- Boy loses both legs below knee in water-park mishap
- Woman Gets Arrested for Trying to Get a Number
- Women Drinkers Told to Wear Nice Pants
- Canadian soldiers in Kandahar mourn temporary loss of doughnuts
- CBS hopes to beat other networks with ad
- Python in Idaho has surgery after gulping down entire electric blanket and cord
- Iranian President Orders Foriegn Words Stricken from Official Vocabulary
- Like Taking Candy from a...Bobby?
- Nude Women Leave Police Speechless
- Man Accused of Biting Off Rooster's Head
- Bottle Rocket Ruffles Chicken's Feathers
- Man bites panda after panda bites man
- Woman kidnaps son 4 times
- Send in the African americans!
- She killed winnie the pooh bear...
- Keeping up with the Joneses
- Stephen Colbert publicity reaping fruit for Saginaw hockey team
- School bus driver fired for gesturing Bush wants job back: report
- 'Naked ambition' revealed in race for Canada's Liberal leadership
- 300 unanswered prayers: Letters to God founded dumped in ocean off New Jersey
- Seattle school bus driver fired after obscene gesture at President Bush
- Chased by ax-wielding guard, Polish burglar calls cops for help
- Euro bills in Germany mysteriously disintegrating
- Pennsylvania letter carrier attacked by squirrel is taken to hospital
- Swiss casino staff get big tip back from bosses
- Germany investigates mystery of brittle banknotes; acid suspected
- Florida man arrested after straitjacket jump into ocean prompts search
- New weapon in battle of the bulge...
- Noodle-bar robber pays bill before getaway
- Ex-inmate spotted trick-or-treating in prison suit
- Police on lookout for model behavior...
- Mystery acid attack hits banknotes
- Lavish wedding video sparks outrage
- If he changes his position, he's got problems
- Animal group bids to buy whale's life from Iceland
- Ex-inmate trick-or-treating in jumpsuit prompts jail lockdown
- Fla. police chief ousted for urging his 'jelly belly' officers to lose weight
- Too young to drive? New York to create golf course for kids
- Hong Kong accountants rap for recruits
- Nearly 80 stolen garden gnomes discovered in central France
- Chinese film director up for award after harming environment
- Murray aims to be crop idol
- Row sparked by light fitter's dazzling salary
- India's high-tech hub Bangalore renamed 'town of boiled beans'
- Brooklyn high-school student causes stir with his Hitler costume
- Rent-a-Pilgrim
- Ex-fireman pleads guilty to starting fire
- Disillusioned online daters turn to matchmakers
- Lawyer arrested after dressing as bin Laden
- Kazakh minister can't laugh at Borat's jokes
- Woman dies next to own grave
- Nepal Maoists clean-up capital in charm offensive
- Hundreds of pumpkins mysteriously appear in small Colorado town
- After a year-round scare? Check out spooky houses
- Calif. congresswoman, critical of no-fly lists, finds her name in database
- Indiana lawman follows his nose to suspects in robbery of pizza delivery woman
- Maine activist arrested while wearing terrorist costume, carrying toy gun
- Salem's witches fight for civil rights
- Ye Gods! Cartoon detective Tracy lauded at 75
- Fishy tricks seen at North Korean magic show
- Prisoners turn designers with jail collection
- Masked robbers revealed as costumed children
- Families are Jonesing for a world record with gathering in Wales
- Keeping up with the Joneses
- Fury at Internet video of youth pranks in Scottish leader's house
- Britain's Blair rings in to radio competition
- Man finds letters to God at sea
- Portugal takes steps to reduce blackouts caused by stork nests
- Jonesing for a world record
- What's in a letter? 'W' lands Kurdish mayor in court
- Dutch rescue succeeds in leading horses stranded by flood to safe ground
- Urban cowboy lassos bull after 10-hour chase through streets of Newark, N.J.
- Texas Republicans campaign for dead candidate
- Calif. police: Naked man arrested for concealing weapon in buttocks
- Idaho professor is campus outcast for Bigfoot research
- U.S. police won't seek charges against woman who tried to sell mummy on EBay
- Two Montreal police stations rammed by stolen cars in one night
- Finnish mathematician claims to have penned hardest sudoku
- Newspaper gets slapped for sex story
- Love is strange: Wait till you see my feet
- Villagers turn to DNA in buffalo battle
- Clairvoyant led Americans to Saddam?
- Toddler gets travel ban, arrest warrant: paper
- China sex experts draw the line at wife-swapping
- Most Indian men want virgin brides: poll
- Man ordered to wear "sex offender" T-shirt
- Heads up, blue sky thinking can alienate staff
- New EU carry-on rules keep exploding camembert off planes
- Thief asks police to save him from watchman
- "Misogynist" urinals flushed out to eBay
- Protests as police accuse infant of robbery
- South Korea moves to legalize miniskirts
- Prison inmate in Austria delivered to freedom
- Flavored condom ad in bad taste?
- Pigeons not so bird-brained, says study
- RCMP deal with drunken guests in underwear at luxury hotel in Banff park
- US aircraft carrier gets stuck in the mud off New York
- Church posts anger at Christ-free Christmas stamps
- Tracy may miss final Champ Car race of season
- Heirs to launch fashion line from Imelda Marcos' closet
- Two Montreal police stations rammed by stolen cars in one night
- Burger King sued over marijuana in two police officers' burgers
- New York set to allow people to change gender on birth certificate
- Pernor Ricard to launch 1000 euro bottle of wine
- Italian museum wants patriotic toilet back in show
- Two-year-old Emirati boy held as airport threat
- Anti-fast food fair spreads epicurean revolt
- Rare account of WW1 Christmas to be sold
- China zoo sells crocodile meat to raise money
- "Pirated" English town in China amuses and riles
- Duct tape no magical cure for warts, study finds
- Man kept father's body hidden in bin
- Montreal gym user frosted about windows in spandex spat with Jewish neighbours
- StatsCan study finds 38 per cent of those surveyed like their commute
- Prince William denied access to lounge during Channel ferry crossing
- France's Sarkozy gets comic book treatment
- Suicide bid sparks punch-up among spectators
- No Porsches after all for Austrian police
- N.M. officers sue Burger King, claim they found marijuana in their hamburgers
- Italian museum wants patriotic toilet back in show
- Vatican retracts text of speech pope didn't make
- India halts Pakistan border goose-stepping ahead of talks
- Could it be magic? NZealand mulls Manilow music to clear rowdy youth
- Bra-maker to turn Japanese women into bag ladies
- CN Tower earns record for having world's highest wine cellar
- YMCA, Hasidic Jews clash over women's aerobics gear
- Majorcan cake causes a headache at airport security
- Missouri county jail goes pink - with teddy bears - to calm restless inmates
- Hot 'n' hairy: Spiders and chillies use same scare tactics
- Toronto wine cellar in the sky creates a buzz with new world record
- Principal apologizes for Nazi speech on loudspeakers before game
- Chickens, not children, at "ghost school"
- Are we sinning yet?
- Man hopes jail means no support payments
- Tourist agitates crocodile while trying for a photo, gets bitten on the knee
- Could it be magic? NZealand mulls Manilow music to clear rowdy youth
- Dead woman wins election in US
- Dog that survived hurricane Katrina is returned to owner in New Orleans
- Man injured after launching firework from bottom
- Seoul rings back 500-year-old tradition
- Eunuchs an effective weapon against India tax evasion
- British surfing capital aims to catch night-time urine wave
- South Korean toilet group goes global
- Japan toasts world record day with largest ever tea party
- Salesmen at US dealership leave cheeky messages to customers
- Fast-food staff nabbed for selling marijuana burgers to cops
- Canadians attempt fantastic feats on Guinness World Records Day
- Not a creature was stirring, not even a spy
- We're looking for a few dull men
- Hospital plans to set up baby hatch
- Prisoner ends 20-hour televised rooftop show
- Broadway show closing: how does it feel?
- New Zealand students to be allowed to use 'text-speak' in exams
- Court urged to end monkey business
- Canadians bungee jump, dance, play music to mark Guinness World Records Day
- Rockettes help set new world dance record in Toronto
- Inmates see red, authorities answer with pink
- Fake John Paul II cloth relics sold near Vatican: report
- Man injured by lit firecracker put in buttocks during Bonfire Night in England
- French kiss falls short of world smooching record; only 1,188 kissers show up
- Colombian rebels want Hollywood heavyweights to help with negotiations
- Cash-strapped Indian city hires eunuchs to help collect overdue taxes
- Celebrities, not sex on show in new Big Brother
- Dancing eunuchs taxing red-faced shopkeepers
- Hundreds to compete for rock, paper, scissors title
- Massachusetts judge settles food fight by ruling burrito is not sandwich
- Ford set to eclipse Reagan as longest-living ex-president in U.S. history
- Fans in uproar over Yao Ming sanitary pad deal
- Swedish delicacies on Discovery menu
- George Washington statue beheaded in NYC; dollar bill left on remains of neck
- Hundreds to compete for rock, paper, scissors title
- Manners maketh millionaires
- College's nerds blow off steam in Cooking 101
- Will the real Borat please stand up?
- Mich. zoo operators try to help wild deer with head stuck in plastic pumpkin
- Scottish island robbed of its innocence
- Cornell warns hockey fans against fish tossing at Harvard game
- Michigan zoo tries to help wild deer with head stuck in plastic pumpkin
- Nebraska girl who resembles drug, robbery suspect held in jail more than a week
- Rock, paper, scissors players to compete for world championship
- Scottish chef hopes to break records with pricy pizza
- In sin city Vegas, erotic dancers must keep distance
- Absentee Florida ballot sent with precious stamp
- Town gives women equal footing on road signs
- French couple put wedding plans on ice
- Mum's the top word for flying Kiwis
- Polish election official locks herself in toilet with ballots
- Air guitar T-shirt: cotton-picking?
- A wild night at the "elk" club?
- He drives awfully fast, for a dead guy
- Thumb-thing for the record books
- "Sexist" urinals sell out
- The call of the wild?
- Ark. mayoral candidate disputes tally of zero votes, says he voted for himself
- No more space for space as tickets sell out
- French climber scales Portugal's tallest building
- Aussie scientists help air guitarists rock for real
- Cemetery cat-nap has grave consequences for burglar
- China bans sale of condoms bearing image of 1960s communist hero
- Hong Kong tycoon pays US$160,406 for what may be priciest truffle ever
- Chinese love boat cruise takes only rich, good-looking passengers
- Two Canada professors win right to toke up at work
- Two professors win right to toke up at work
- Hong Kong man forced son to walk naked in streets
- NKorea's "Kimilsungia" and "Kimjongilia" take top prizes
- Shoplifter uses wooden leg to stash stolen goods
- Complaints raise hell over pizza company condom drop
- Hong Kong tycoon pays US$160,406 for what may be priciest truffle ever
- Indians worship deformed infant as Hindu goddess
- Driver threatens police with snake
- Camel ice cream to help trim waistlines?
- Stand-in village for Borat's hometown furious