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12-06-2007, 03:49 PM
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45 oxymorons
Top 45 Oxymorons
45. Act naturally 44. Found missing 43. Resident alien 42. Advanced BASIC 41. Genuine imitation 40. Airline Food 39. Good grief 38. Same difference 37. Almost exactly 36. Government organization 35. Sanitary landfill 34. Alone together 33. Legally drunk 32. Silent scream 31. Living dead 30. Small crowd 29. Business ethics 28. Soft rock 27. Butt Head 26. Military Intelligence 25. Software doentation 24. New classic 23. Sweet sorrow 22. Childproof 21. "Now, then ..." 20. Synthetic natural gas 19. Passive aggression 18. Taped live 17. Clearly misunderstood 16. Peace force 15. Extinct Life 14. Temporary tax increase 13. Computer jock 12. Plastic glasses 11. Terribly pleased 10. Computer security 9. Political science 8. Tight slacks 7. Definite maybe 6. Pretty ugly 5. Twelve-ounce pound cake 4. Diet ice cream 3. Working vacation 2. Exact estimate 1. Microsoft Works
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12-06-2007, 10:45 PM
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So in 6th grade, I walked in to class one morning and all I heard from the people at my table was "jumbo shrimp." And they looked at me and said, "well?" I didn't know what they were talking about, and so I said, "french fries." And then they laughed at me and I was sad. And that was the day I learned about oxymorons. And I felt like a moron. It was appropriate.
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 There's a fine, fine line between a lover and a friend And there's a fine, fine line between reality and pretend ... I guess if someone doesn't love you back, it isn't such a crime, But there's a fine, fine line between love, and a waste of time. ... And I don't have the time to waste on you anymore. I don't think you even know what you're looking for For my own sanity, I've got to close the door, And walk away...
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12-07-2007, 06:39 PM
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My favorite...Military Intelligence!!!!!! I grew up an Air Force brat and heard that one daily!!!
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12-07-2007, 06:43 PM
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Same difference for me. I *HATE* when people use same difference.
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There's a fine, fine line between a lover and a friend And there's a fine, fine line between reality and pretend ... I guess if someone doesn't love you back, it isn't such a crime, But there's a fine, fine line between love, and a waste of time. ... And I don't have the time to waste on you anymore. I don't think you even know what you're looking for For my own sanity, I've got to close the door, And walk away...
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12-08-2007, 11:06 AM
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The other thing that bothers me, but isn't an oxymoron is when someone says, for example, 5:00am in the morning. You're repeating yourself, people! I dislike people. Haha
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There's a fine, fine line between a lover and a friend And there's a fine, fine line between reality and pretend ... I guess if someone doesn't love you back, it isn't such a crime, But there's a fine, fine line between love, and a waste of time. ... And I don't have the time to waste on you anymore. I don't think you even know what you're looking for For my own sanity, I've got to close the door, And walk away...
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12-08-2007, 12:03 PM
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Just me
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I'm glad I'm not the only one.
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There's a fine, fine line between a lover and a friend And there's a fine, fine line between reality and pretend ... I guess if someone doesn't love you back, it isn't such a crime, But there's a fine, fine line between love, and a waste of time. ... And I don't have the time to waste on you anymore. I don't think you even know what you're looking for For my own sanity, I've got to close the door, And walk away...
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12-08-2007, 01:30 PM
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LOL I LOVE THE PLASTIC GLASSES THING. I also like Jumbo Shrimp....... Thats kinda funny..You know the BIG LITTLE thing LOL.
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