The Blonde vs The Trucker

novsand · 12-06-2007, 04:32 PM

OK, so there's this blonde driving down the road in her brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 Lamborghini. She's cruisin' about 95, radio blaring, having a great time. She comes up on this trucker who is carrying a double-wide home and is taking up both lanes. To her disliking, he is only going about 45. To get the point across that she wants to get past, she decides to tailgate him. So, she gets to within a foot of his rear bumper. The trucker looks back and sees her on his ass, and motions for her to get off of it, but to her it looks like a wave and she waves back. Since her first attempt was futile, she decided to get a little closer and begin flashing her headlights, hopefully making herself more visible in the process. Once again the trucker sees her on his ass, and this time motions for her to pull over to the side of the road.
The trucker steps out of his vehicle with a chunk of chalk and draws a circle three feet in diameter in the middle of the road. He instructs her not to move until he tells her to. Naive as she was, she agrees to it and steps inside it.
The trucker goes back to his truck and pulls out a 50-ounce Louisville Slugger. He walks over to the Lamborghini and beats it, and beats it, and beats it again. When he is done, all that is left is a brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 pile of metal. Satisfied, he throws the bat in his truck and walks over to the blonde. When he gets there, to his astonishment, she is rolling around on the street laughing hysterically. He asks her, "Why are you laughing? I just beat the crap out of your car!!" She is laughing too hard to respond, but between giggles he can make out, "While you weren't looking I stepped out of the circle!".

SmurffyFurffy · 12-06-2007, 07:21 PM

Way to go Blondie!! lol funny!

SpiralingxMind · 12-06-2007, 10:21 PM

Hahahaha I love blondes!

TwilightSky · 03-14-2008, 03:28 AM

I love it!!!!!!!

MickeyFan · 03-15-2008, 12:27 PM

that was really funny! You just have to love blondes!

12-06-2007, 04:32 PM	#1 (permalink)
novsand - eGold Supporter - Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Central Texas Age: 33 Posts: 365 Gold Bux: 54,820	The Blonde vs The Trucker OK, so there's this blonde driving down the road in her brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 Lamborghini. She's cruisin' about 95, radio blaring, having a great time. She comes up on this trucker who is carrying a double-wide home and is taking up both lanes. To her disliking, he is only going about 45. To get the point across that she wants to get past, she decides to tailgate him. So, she gets to within a foot of his rear bumper. The trucker looks back and sees her on his ass, and motions for her to get off of it, but to her it looks like a wave and she waves back. Since her first attempt was futile, she decided to get a little closer and begin flashing her headlights, hopefully making herself more visible in the process. Once again the trucker sees her on his ass, and this time motions for her to pull over to the side of the road. The trucker steps out of his vehicle with a chunk of chalk and draws a circle three feet in diameter in the middle of the road. He instructs her not to move until he tells her to. Naive as she was, she agrees to it and steps inside it. The trucker goes back to his truck and pulls out a 50-ounce Louisville Slugger. He walks over to the Lamborghini and beats it, and beats it, and beats it again. When he is done, all that is left is a brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 pile of metal. Satisfied, he throws the bat in his truck and walks over to the blonde. When he gets there, to his astonishment, she is rolling around on the street laughing hysterically. He asks her, "Why are you laughing? I just beat the crap out of your car!!" She is laughing too hard to respond, but between giggles he can make out, "While you weren't looking I stepped out of the circle!". __________________

12-06-2007, 07:21 PM	#2 (permalink)
SmurffyFurffy Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Houston, TX Age: 51 Posts: 677 Gold Bux: 7,363	Way to go Blondie!! lol funny! __________________ :flyhigh::flower: :foshizzle: :nakedangel::hihi: Life is too short for drama & petty things so... laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly.

12-06-2007, 10:21 PM	#3 (permalink)
SpiralingxMind Just me Join Date: May 2006 Location: College- NY, Home- MA Age: 21 Posts: 831 Gold Bux: 59,300	Hahahaha I love blondes! __________________ There's a fine, fine line between a lover and a friend And there's a fine, fine line between reality and pretend ... I guess if someone doesn't love you back, it isn't such a crime, But there's a fine, fine line between love, and a waste of time. ... And I don't have the time to waste on you anymore. I don't think you even know what you're looking for For my own sanity, I've got to close the door, And walk away...

03-14-2008, 03:28 AM	#4 (permalink)
TwilightSky Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: ADDISON, TEXAS Age: 25 Posts: 77 Gold Bux: -960	I love it!!!!!!! __________________ DON'T ANSWER THE PHONE IT'S THE DEVIL!!!

03-15-2008, 12:27 PM	#5 (permalink)
MickeyFan Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Addison, texas Age: 25 Posts: 189 Gold Bux: -553	that was really funny! You just have to love blondes! __________________ :flyhigh: :flower: :nakedangel:

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