Funny one!

SmurffyFurffy · 02-28-2008, 10:12 PM

With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 70 -year-old woman was able to give birth.

When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, her relatives came to visit.

"May we see the new baby?" one asked.

"Not yet," said the mother. "I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first."

Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative asked, "May we see the new baby now?"

No, not yet," said the mother.

After another few minutes had elapsed, they asked again, "May we see the baby now?"

" No, not yet," replied the mother.

Growing very impatient, they asked, "Well, when can we see the baby?"

"WHEN HE CRIES!" she told them.

"WHEN HE CRIES?" they demanded. "Why do we have to wait until he CRIES?"

"BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM. O.K.?"

novsand · 02-29-2008, 08:57 AM

ha ha ha too cute... almost scary though lol

SmurffyFurffy · 02-29-2008, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by novsand

ha ha ha too cute... almost scary though lol

haha!! That's what I thought!!

MickeyFan · 02-29-2008, 11:50 PM

lol that was a good one mom

SpiralingxMind · 03-01-2008, 10:55 AM

I agree with Sandra haha

ReBoOo · 03-06-2008, 03:13 PM

nice>>>!

02-28-2008, 10:12 PM	#1 (permalink)
SmurffyFurffy Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Houston, TX Age: 51 Posts: 677 Gold Bux: 7,297	Funny one! With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 70 -year-old woman was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, her relatives came to visit. "May we see the new baby?" one asked. "Not yet," said the mother. "I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first." Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative asked, "May we see the new baby now?" No, not yet," said the mother. After another few minutes had elapsed, they asked again, "May we see the baby now?" " No, not yet," replied the mother. Growing very impatient, they asked, "Well, when can we see the baby?" "WHEN HE CRIES!" she told them. "WHEN HE CRIES?" they demanded. "Why do we have to wait until he CRIES?" "BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM. O.K.?" __________________ :flyhigh::flower: :foshizzle: :nakedangel::hihi: Life is too short for drama & petty things so... laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly.

02-29-2008, 08:57 AM	#2 (permalink)
novsand - eGold Supporter - Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Central Texas Age: 33 Posts: 368 Gold Bux: 54,863	ha ha ha too cute... almost scary though lol __________________

02-29-2008, 11:50 PM	#4 (permalink)
MickeyFan Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Addison, texas Age: 25 Posts: 189 Gold Bux: -613	lol that was a good one mom __________________ :flyhigh: :flower: :nakedangel:

03-01-2008, 10:55 AM	#5 (permalink)
SpiralingxMind Just me Join Date: May 2006 Location: College- NY, Home- MA Age: 21 Posts: 832 Gold Bux: 59,299	I agree with Sandra haha __________________ There's a fine, fine line between a lover and a friend And there's a fine, fine line between reality and pretend ... I guess if someone doesn't love you back, it isn't such a crime, But there's a fine, fine line between love, and a waste of time. ... And I don't have the time to waste on you anymore. I don't think you even know what you're looking for For my own sanity, I've got to close the door, And walk away...

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ReBoOo Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 4 Gold Bux: -1,487	nice>>>!

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