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I sincerely hope my letter of Recommendation would not look like this one
day. LETTER OF RECOMMENDATION 1 Joe Soap, my assistant programmer, can always be found 2 hard at work in his cubicle. Joe works independently, without 3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Joe never 4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always 5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended 6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee 7 breaks. Joe is an individual who has absolutely no 8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound 9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Joe can be 10 classed as a high-caliber employee, the type that cannot be 11 dispensed with. Consequently, I truly recommend that Joe be 12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be 13 executed as soon as possible. Addendum The idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote this report. Kindly re-read only the odd numbered lines.
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Cute haha
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![]() There's a fine, fine line between a lover and a friend And there's a fine, fine line between reality and pretend ... I guess if someone doesn't love you back, it isn't such a crime, But there's a fine, fine line between love, and a waste of time. ... And I don't have the time to waste on you anymore. I don't think you even know what you're looking for For my own sanity, I've got to close the door, And walk away...
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