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03-13-2008, 02:55 AM
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man of the house
The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled,
"You Can Be The Man of Your House." He stormed in to his wife in the kitchen, and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me, and we will have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow.... guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?" The wife replied, "The f***ing funeral director would be my first guess."
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03-14-2008, 12:09 AM
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Heard that one before, but always funny.
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 There's a fine, fine line between a lover and a friend And there's a fine, fine line between reality and pretend ... I guess if someone doesn't love you back, it isn't such a crime, But there's a fine, fine line between love, and a waste of time. ... And I don't have the time to waste on you anymore. I don't think you even know what you're looking for For my own sanity, I've got to close the door, And walk away...
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