Old People Sex

SmurffyFurffy · 03-13-2008, 02:49 AM

The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.'

'Yes, she says, 'I remember it well.'

'OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?'

'Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but great idea!

A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence; I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them out.

The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers.

As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises, moaning and screaming.

Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know.

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.

The policeman is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing; I've got to ask them what their secret is. So, as the couple passes, he says to them, 'Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?'

Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, 'Well, fifty years ago, that wasn't an electric fence

SpiralingxMind · 03-14-2008, 12:07 AM

ROTFLMAO I can't tell you how hard I just laughed.

TwilightSky · 03-14-2008, 03:17 AM

that one gets me every time

MickeyFan · 03-16-2008, 04:09 PM

that was funny and cute

03-13-2008, 02:49 AM	#1 (permalink)
SmurffyFurffy Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Houston, TX Age: 51 Posts: 677 Gold Bux: 7,418	Old People Sex The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.' 'Yes, she says, 'I remember it well.' 'OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?' 'Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but great idea! A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence; I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them out. The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises, moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground. The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know. After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing; I've got to ask them what their secret is. So, as the couple passes, he says to them, 'Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?' Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, 'Well, fifty years ago, that wasn't an electric fence __________________ :flyhigh::flower: :foshizzle: :nakedangel::hihi: Life is too short for drama & petty things so... laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly.

03-14-2008, 12:07 AM	#2 (permalink)
SpiralingxMind Just me Join Date: May 2006 Location: College- NY, Home- MA Age: 21 Posts: 830 Gold Bux: 59,335	ROTFLMAO I can't tell you how hard I just laughed. __________________ There's a fine, fine line between a lover and a friend And there's a fine, fine line between reality and pretend ... I guess if someone doesn't love you back, it isn't such a crime, But there's a fine, fine line between love, and a waste of time. ... And I don't have the time to waste on you anymore. I don't think you even know what you're looking for For my own sanity, I've got to close the door, And walk away...

03-14-2008, 03:17 AM	#3 (permalink)
TwilightSky Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: ADDISON, TEXAS Age: 25 Posts: 77 Gold Bux: -885	that one gets me every time __________________ DON'T ANSWER THE PHONE IT'S THE DEVIL!!!

03-16-2008, 04:09 PM	#4 (permalink)
MickeyFan Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Addison, texas Age: 25 Posts: 189 Gold Bux: -478	that was funny and cute __________________ :flyhigh: :flower: :nakedangel:

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