shipwrecked

woody · 03-18-2007, 02:50 PM

A man was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island.

After being there a while, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sun set.

One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.

As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.

But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep.

After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but t here was no more cuddling.

A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck.

The only survivor was Hillary Clinton.

That evening, the man introduced Hillary to the evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze -- perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the man started to get "those feelings" again..

He fought the urges as long as he could, but he finally gave in and leaned over to Hillary, cautiously and whispered in her ear...

"Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"

novsand · 03-18-2007, 03:05 PM

What do you have me reading Mr?? anyway, you made me laugh, stop that

SmurffyFurffy · 03-18-2007, 04:20 PM

Good one woody! Made me laugh!

MJW @ CE · 03-18-2007, 09:04 PM

Good one Woodyyyy

TwilightSky · 03-19-2007, 07:45 PM

that's a great one

03-18-2007, 02:50 PM	#1 (permalink)
woody Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 63 Gold Bux: -2,358	shipwrecked A man was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island. After being there a while, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sun set. One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance. As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but t here was no more cuddling. A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was Hillary Clinton. That evening, the man introduced Hillary to the evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze -- perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the man started to get "those feelings" again.. He fought the urges as long as he could, but he finally gave in and leaned over to Hillary, cautiously and whispered in her ear... "Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"

03-18-2007, 04:20 PM	#3 (permalink)
SmurffyFurffy Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Houston, TX Age: 51 Posts: 679 Gold Bux: 3,510	Good one woody! Made me laugh! __________________ Life is too short for drama & petty things so... laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly.

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TwilightSky Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: ADDISON, TEXAS Age: 26 Posts: 78 Gold Bux: -1,685	that's a great one __________________ DON'T ANSWER THE PHONE IT'S THE DEVIL!!!

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03-18-2007, 03:05 PM	#2 (permalink)
novsand - eGold Supporter - Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Central Texas Age: 34 Posts: 369 Gold Bux: 54,120	What do you have me reading Mr?? anyway, you made me laugh, stop that

03-18-2007, 09:04 PM	#4 (permalink)
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