SmurffyFurffy

For those of you who have sons or grandsons & those of you who

are happy that you don't!




1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill

a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.



2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run

over them with roller blades, they can ignite.



3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults

in a crowded restaurant.



4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the

motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound

Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman

cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a

paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a

20x20 ft. room.



5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the

ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat,

you have to throw the ball up a few times before

you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.



6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane)

doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.



7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words

"uh oh", it's already too late.



8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke,

and lots of it.



9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint

rock even though a 36-year old Man says they

can only do it in the movies.



10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive

tract of a 4-year old Boy.



11.) Play dough and microwave should not be

used in the same sentence.



12.) Super glue is forever.



13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a

swimming pool you still can't walk on water.



14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.



15.) VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches

even though TV commercials show they do.



16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.



17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.



18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.



19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on;

plastic toys do not like ovens.



20.) The fire department inAustin , TX has a

5-minute response time.



21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does

not make earthworms dizzy.



22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.



23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.



24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost

all of their friends, with or without kids.



25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing

the Clorox and brake fluid.

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Life is too short for drama & petty things so... laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly.

Untitled @ CE

wow that's so true.. that's just what I was thinking!!.. Well, time to grab the video cam lol.

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MJW @ CE

ROFL My boyz have tried some of those.. But so have I... hehehe

MJW @ CE

Oh... the Clorox and Brake Fluid does make alot of smoke... It also catches fire.. DO NOT try this in side the house... wohooooooooo

SpiralingxMind

So... if I wanted to do both 24 and 25, am I a hermaphrodite?

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angelic angel

Wow so many rules

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