Sorry, Wrong Number??

TwilightSky · 01-16-2007, 09:11 PM

Hello?"
>
Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?"
>
No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."
After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul."
>
Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now."
>
Brief pause,
>
>"Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on
the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy
that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."
>
Okay, Daddy, just a minute."
>
A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.
>
I did it, Daddy."
>
And what happened, honey?" He asked.
>
Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and
ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the
dresser and now sh e isn't moving at all!"
>
Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?"
>
"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared
and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess
he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit
the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."

***Long Pause***

***Longer Pause***

***Even Longer Pause***

Then Daddy says, "swimming pool? ............ Is this 486-5731?"

MickeyFan · 01-18-2007, 09:40 PM

I have already posted that one!!!!!! buts it's a pretty funny one

MickeyFan · 01-18-2007, 09:41 PM

I'm sorry, you know i still love ya!!!!!!!!!!!

SpiralingxMind · 02-11-2007, 11:30 PM

I read that one on a joke site or something the other day and I laughed so hard... good one.

01-16-2007, 09:11 PM	#1 (permalink)
TwilightSky Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: ADDISON, TEXAS Age: 26 Posts: 78 Gold Bux: -1,685	Sorry, Wrong Number?? Hello?" > Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?" > No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul." After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul." > Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now." > Brief pause, > >"Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway." > Okay, Daddy, just a minute." > A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. > I did it, Daddy." > And what happened, honey?" He asked. > Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now sh e isn't moving at all!" > Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?" > "He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead." *Long Pause* *Longer Pause* *Even Longer Pause* Then Daddy says, "swimming pool? ............ Is this 486-5731?" __________________ DON'T ANSWER THE PHONE IT'S THE DEVIL!!!

01-18-2007, 09:40 PM	#2 (permalink)
MickeyFan Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Addison, texas Age: 26 Posts: 196 Gold Bux: 1,411	*I have already posted that one!!!!!! buts it's a pretty funny one* __________________ :flyhigh: :flower: :nakedangel:

01-18-2007, 09:41 PM	#3 (permalink)
MickeyFan Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Addison, texas Age: 26 Posts: 196 Gold Bux: 1,411	I'm sorry, you know i still love ya!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ :flyhigh: :flower: :nakedangel:

02-11-2007, 11:30 PM	#4 (permalink)
SpiralingxMind Just me Join Date: May 2006 Location: College- NY, Home- MA Age: 21 Posts: 843 Gold Bux: 59,179	I read that one on a joke site or something the other day and I laughed so hard... good one. __________________ There's a fine, fine line between a lover and a friend And there's a fine, fine line between reality and pretend ... I guess if someone doesn't love you back, it isn't such a crime, But there's a fine, fine line between love, and a waste of time. ... And I don't have the time to waste on you anymore. I don't think you even know what you're looking for For my own sanity, I've got to close the door, And walk away...

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