MickeyFan

Hello?"

Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?"

No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."
After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul."

Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now."

Brief pause,

"Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on
the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy
that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."

Okay, Daddy, just a minute."

A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.

I did it, Daddy."

And what happened, honey?" He asked.

Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and
ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the
dresser and now sh e isn't moving at all!"

Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?"

"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared
and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess
he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit
the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."

***Long Pause***

***Longer Pause***

***Even Longer Pause***

Then Daddy says, "swimming pool? ............ Is this 486-5731?"


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Khounvisay @ CE

Damn it!!!! You killed my dad!!!!! tell me who this guy is, i'm going to hunt him down!!!!.....MY MOM, AND MY DAD, all because this idiot couldn't recognize his own daughters voice.....lol jk....that was good.

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Isn't hate but twisted love?

lmao.. I can just see it right now on the news....

"Kid commits suicide after spending 2 hours playing Mario, and loses..."

TY....AKA....OWNER