Take a Picture

SpiralingxMind · 02-13-2007, 02:16 AM

On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe. The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe." The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished."Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My God you are so beautiful, let me take your picture. Puzzled she asks, "My picture?" He answers, "Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever".

She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower. He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "Why do you wear a robe? We are married now." At that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, "oh, OH, OH MY, let me get a picture". He beams and asks why and she answers, "So I can get it enlarged!"

SmurffyFurffy · 02-13-2007, 05:26 PM

That was a cute one! hehe

TwilightSky · 02-13-2007, 08:25 PM

Ouch!!!

angelic angel · 02-14-2007, 01:57 AM

i wonder how the man would feel?

02-13-2007, 02:16 AM	#1 (permalink)
SpiralingxMind Just me Join Date: May 2006 Location: College- NY, Home- MA Age: 21 Posts: 843 Gold Bux: 59,179	Take a Picture On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe. The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe." The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished."Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My God you are so beautiful, let me take your picture. Puzzled she asks, "My picture?" He answers, "Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever". She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower. He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "Why do you wear a robe? We are married now." At that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, "oh, OH, OH MY, let me get a picture". He beams and asks why and she answers, "So I can get it enlarged!" __________________ There's a fine, fine line between a lover and a friend And there's a fine, fine line between reality and pretend ... I guess if someone doesn't love you back, it isn't such a crime, But there's a fine, fine line between love, and a waste of time. ... And I don't have the time to waste on you anymore. I don't think you even know what you're looking for For my own sanity, I've got to close the door, And walk away...

02-13-2007, 05:26 PM	#2 (permalink)
SmurffyFurffy Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Houston, TX Age: 51 Posts: 679 Gold Bux: 3,510	That was a cute one! hehe __________________ Life is too short for drama & petty things so... laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly.

02-13-2007, 08:25 PM	#3 (permalink)
TwilightSky Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: ADDISON, TEXAS Age: 26 Posts: 78 Gold Bux: -1,685	Ouch!!! __________________ DON'T ANSWER THE PHONE IT'S THE DEVIL!!!

02-14-2007, 01:57 AM	#4 (permalink)
angelic angel Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Australia Age: 18 Posts: 1,109 Gold Bux: 18,968	i wonder how the man would feel? __________________ kind, intelligent, loving and hot I'm everything your not. :nakedangel:

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