Taking a Woman to Bed

MJW @ CE · 03-18-2007, 11:59 PM

Taking a woman to bed

What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68 and 78?

At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.

At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed

At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.

At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!

At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???

SmurffyFurffy · 03-19-2007, 12:23 PM

Alright now, I turned 50 last month! Is this previews of coming attractions? Doesn't look good to me! LOL

**Untitled @ CE** · 03-20-2007, 12:50 PM

lmao good one..

hahaha smurffy, true!

SmurffyFurffy · 03-20-2007, 04:45 PM

Thanks alot there buddy! Your time's a coming!

03-18-2007, 11:59 PM	#1 (permalink)
MJW @ CE Moderator Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Western New York State Age: 47 Posts: 248 Gold Bux: 17,935	Taking a Woman to Bed Taking a woman to bed What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68 and 78? At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story. At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed. At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed. At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed. At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story. At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story! At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???

03-19-2007, 12:23 PM	#2 (permalink)
SmurffyFurffy Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Houston, TX Age: 51 Posts: 679 Gold Bux: 3,510	Alright now, I turned 50 last month! Is this previews of coming attractions? Doesn't look good to me! LOL __________________ Life is too short for drama & petty things so... laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly.

03-20-2007, 12:50 PM	#3 (permalink)
Untitled @ CE Go Leafs Go!. Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Canada Age: 22 Posts: 1,559 Gold Bux: 28,686	lmao good one.. hahaha smurffy, true! __________________ :happy dance:

03-20-2007, 04:45 PM	#4 (permalink)
SmurffyFurffy Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Houston, TX Age: 51 Posts: 679 Gold Bux: 3,510	Thanks alot there buddy! Your time's a coming! __________________ Life is too short for drama & petty things so... laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly.

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