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Old 08-30-2007, 02:21 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Teddy Bears

A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end
up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her
around his apartment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is
completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.

There are three shelves in the bedroom with hundreds and
hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears, carefully placed in rows covering
the entire wall! It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to
lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of
thought he had put into organizing the display. There were small bears
all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of
the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the
top shelf. She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have
such a large a collection of Teddy Bears, but doesn't mention this to
him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side.


They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after a
while, she finds herself thinking, "Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be
the one! Maybe he could be the future father my children?" She turns to
him and kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds warmly.

They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically
lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip
off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love.

She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more
creativity, more heat than she has ever known, and even did a few things
she had never done with any other man.

After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this
sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow. The woman
rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, "Well, how was it?"

The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply
into her eyes, and says......................


"Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf!"
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Old 08-30-2007, 11:59 PM   #2 (permalink)
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lmfao!!!
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Old 08-31-2007, 03:19 PM   #3 (permalink)
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that is just wrong lol
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Ahahahahahahahahahahaha
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And there's a fine, fine line between reality and pretend
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I guess if someone doesn't love you back, it isn't such a crime,
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And I don't have the time to waste on you anymore.
I don't think you even know what you're looking for
For my own sanity, I've got to close the door,
And walk away...
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