top reasons to be fired from Toys R Us

novsand · 12-06-2007, 04:51 PM

- Every time you're passed over for a promotion, you stick your head in an Easy Bake Oven and threaten to "end it all."

- You got caught adding a garage to your house using embezzled Lego bricks.

- Numerous parental complaints about your "Tickle Me Carl The Stockboy" display.

- You went overboard with your GI Joe Militia display by adding the Tonka truck full of fertilizer.

- Cross-dressing the Ken and Barbie dolls and telling kids they're the new "Jerry Springer" edition.

- The "My Little Taxidermy Kit" (with starter squirrel) is not selling.

- Jaws of life needed to pull your knees out of your chest after you jackknifed a Big Wheel.

- Caught hocking phlegm into tykes' hands and telling them it was "homemade Gack."

- Regardless of the question, you answer, "Go away kid -- I R on break."

SpiralingxMind · 12-06-2007, 11:42 PM

Hahaha ewwww, I love it.

SmurffyFurffy · 12-07-2007, 07:42 PM

Made me sick at the end there! lol!

woody · 12-09-2007, 12:18 AM

lol! pretty nasty stuff babe!

12-06-2007, 04:51 PM	#1 (permalink)
novsand - eGold Supporter - Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Central Texas Age: 34 Posts: 369 Gold Bux: 54,120	top reasons to be fired from Toys R Us - Every time you're passed over for a promotion, you stick your head in an Easy Bake Oven and threaten to "end it all." - You got caught adding a garage to your house using embezzled Lego bricks. - Numerous parental complaints about your "Tickle Me Carl The Stockboy" display. - You went overboard with your GI Joe Militia display by adding the Tonka truck full of fertilizer. - Cross-dressing the Ken and Barbie dolls and telling kids they're the new "Jerry Springer" edition. - The "My Little Taxidermy Kit" (with starter squirrel) is not selling. - Jaws of life needed to pull your knees out of your chest after you jackknifed a Big Wheel. - Caught hocking phlegm into tykes' hands and telling them it was "homemade Gack." - Regardless of the question, you answer, "Go away kid -- I R on break."

12-06-2007, 11:42 PM	#2 (permalink)
SpiralingxMind Just me Join Date: May 2006 Location: College- NY, Home- MA Age: 21 Posts: 843 Gold Bux: 59,179	Hahaha ewwww, I love it. __________________ There's a fine, fine line between a lover and a friend And there's a fine, fine line between reality and pretend ... I guess if someone doesn't love you back, it isn't such a crime, But there's a fine, fine line between love, and a waste of time. ... And I don't have the time to waste on you anymore. I don't think you even know what you're looking for For my own sanity, I've got to close the door, And walk away...

12-07-2007, 07:42 PM	#3 (permalink)
SmurffyFurffy Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Houston, TX Age: 51 Posts: 679 Gold Bux: 3,510	Made me sick at the end there! lol! __________________ Life is too short for drama & petty things so... laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly.

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12-09-2007, 12:18 AM	#4 (permalink)
woody Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 63 Gold Bux: -2,358	lol! pretty nasty stuff babe!

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