Traffic Stops

MJW @ CE · 05-18-2007, 11:38 PM

These are actual police officer quotes collected from numerous people stopped for moving traffic violations.

"If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

"The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile."

"So, you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"

"The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?"

"No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."

"Warning! You want a warning? Okay, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."

"Life's tough, it's tougher if you're stupid."

"In God we trust, all others are suspects."

woody · 05-19-2007, 01:14 AM

lol good one

SmurffyFurffy · 05-19-2007, 02:00 AM

That was a good one! lol

novsand · 05-20-2007, 08:38 PM

good stuff

MJW @ CE · 05-20-2007, 11:46 PM

Ty Ty Ty Ty :bounce:

MickeyFan · 05-21-2007, 01:11 AM

that was a good one! thanks for the laugh

angelic angel · 05-26-2007, 01:15 AM

wow people don't know what speed they're going at... (o_O)

SpiralingxMind · 11-04-2007, 11:57 PM

Haha I love this...
Especially the Mickey Mouse question. I'm going to use that next time I suspect someone is drunk.

05-18-2007, 11:38 PM	#1 (permalink)
MJW @ CE Moderator Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Western New York State Age: 47 Posts: 248 Gold Bux: 17,935	Traffic Stops These are actual police officer quotes collected from numerous people stopped for moving traffic violations. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired." "The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile." "So, you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?" "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?" "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want." "Warning! You want a warning? Okay, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket." "Life's tough, it's tougher if you're stupid." "In God we trust, all others are suspects."

05-19-2007, 02:00 AM	#3 (permalink)
SmurffyFurffy Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Houston, TX Age: 51 Posts: 679 Gold Bux: 3,510	That was a good one! lol __________________ Life is too short for drama & petty things so... laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly.

05-21-2007, 01:11 AM	#6 (permalink)
MickeyFan Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Addison, texas Age: 26 Posts: 196 Gold Bux: 1,411	that was a good one! thanks for the laugh __________________ :flyhigh: :flower: :nakedangel:

05-26-2007, 01:15 AM	#7 (permalink)
angelic angel Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Australia Age: 18 Posts: 1,109 Gold Bux: 18,968	wow people don't know what speed they're going at... (o_O) __________________ kind, intelligent, loving and hot I'm everything your not. :nakedangel:

11-04-2007, 11:57 PM	#8 (permalink)
SpiralingxMind Just me Join Date: May 2006 Location: College- NY, Home- MA Age: 21 Posts: 843 Gold Bux: 59,179	Haha I love this... Especially the Mickey Mouse question. I'm going to use that next time I suspect someone is drunk. __________________ There's a fine, fine line between a lover and a friend And there's a fine, fine line between reality and pretend ... I guess if someone doesn't love you back, it isn't such a crime, But there's a fine, fine line between love, and a waste of time. ... And I don't have the time to waste on you anymore. I don't think you even know what you're looking for For my own sanity, I've got to close the door, And walk away...

05-19-2007, 01:14 AM	#2 (permalink)
woody Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 63 Gold Bux: -2,358	lol good one

05-20-2007, 08:38 PM	#4 (permalink)
novsand - eGold Supporter - Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Central Texas Age: 34 Posts: 369 Gold Bux: 54,120	good stuff

05-20-2007, 11:46 PM	#5 (permalink)
MJW @ CE Moderator Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Western New York State Age: 47 Posts: 248 Gold Bux: 17,935	Ty Ty Ty Ty :bounce:

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