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Old 12-08-2007, 11:12 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Tell them you are hard of hearing and that they need to speak up . . . louder . . . louder . this is already done by me since i am deaf and it does'nt work too well lol
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Old 03-14-2008, 03:34 AM   #12 (permalink)
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pretend that you cant hear them just keep saying "hello is anybody there?"
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Old 03-15-2008, 12:23 PM   #13 (permalink)
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when they call i tell them they have the wrong number and hang up, or i pretent i cant here them.
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Old 03-15-2008, 05:28 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Does pretending you can't hear them work? Wouldn't they call back?
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For my own sanity, I've got to close the door,
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Old 03-15-2008, 11:40 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Omg we were getting calls from them about 4-8 times a DAY! Was driving us nuts... I'd just pick it up, and then hang up right away... were down to about 1-3 calls a day now..
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Just tell them you are dead. It really does work.
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HAHA...wait..i have a good one.

ask if they know DT and when they ask who DT is says "Dial Tone' and hang up LOL
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The DT thing is funny. We use to get about 5 calls a day. I started telling them when i had money they would get paid, and untill then stop calling.
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Did that work?
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