U R A Texan If...

SmurffyFurffy · 02-24-2008, 06:15 PM

U R A Texan If:

1. You can properly pronounce Corsicana, Palestine, Decatur , Wichita Falls , San Antonio, Burnet, Boerne, Nacogdoches , Mexia, Waco , Amarillo , and Waxahachie.

2. A tornado warning siren is your signal togo out in the yard and look for a funnel.

3. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.

4. You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade.

5. Stores don't have bags, they have sacks.

6. You see people wear bib overalls at funerals.

7. You measure distance in minutes.

8. Little Smokies are something you serve only for special occasions.

9. You go to the lake because youthink it is like going to the ocean.

10. You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit

11. You know cow-pies are not made of beef.

12.. Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date.

13. You have known someone who has had a belt buckle bigger than your fist.

14. You aren't surprised to find movie rental,ammunition, and bait all in the same store.

15. Your "place at the lake" has wheels under it.

16. A Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol; a Ford F350 4x4 is.

17. You know everything goes better with Ranch dressin'.

18. You learned how to shoot a gun before you learned how to multiply.

19. You actually understand this and you are "fixin' to" send it to your friends.

20. Finally, you are 100% Texan if you have ever heard this conversation: " You wanna coke?" "Yeah.""What kind?" "Dr. Pepper."

SpiralingxMind · 02-24-2008, 07:30 PM

Only one of those applies to me... good thing I'm not a Texan!

novsand · 02-25-2008, 02:46 AM

that is so funny... from a Wacoan (how silly is that?)

Nellie_Lovett _Piebaker · 02-27-2008, 01:52 PM

HAHA the tornado thingie applies to me and the pronunciation..uhoh LOL

novsand · 02-28-2008, 08:21 AM

I love number 20... yeah, they say that

02-24-2008, 06:15 PM	#1 (permalink)
SmurffyFurffy Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Houston, TX Age: 51 Posts: 679 Gold Bux: 3,510	U R A Texan If... U R A Texan If: 1. You can properly pronounce Corsicana, Palestine, Decatur , Wichita Falls , San Antonio, Burnet, Boerne, Nacogdoches , Mexia, Waco , Amarillo , and Waxahachie. 2. A tornado warning siren is your signal togo out in the yard and look for a funnel. 3. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day. 4. You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade. 5. Stores don't have bags, they have sacks. 6. You see people wear bib overalls at funerals. 7. You measure distance in minutes. 8. Little Smokies are something you serve only for special occasions. 9. You go to the lake because youthink it is like going to the ocean. 10. You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit 11. You know cow-pies are not made of beef. 12.. Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date. 13. You have known someone who has had a belt buckle bigger than your fist. 14. You aren't surprised to find movie rental,ammunition, and bait all in the same store. 15. Your "place at the lake" has wheels under it. 16. A Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol; a Ford F350 4x4 is. 17. You know everything goes better with Ranch dressin'. 18. You learned how to shoot a gun before you learned how to multiply. 19. You actually understand this and you are "fixin' to" send it to your friends. 20. Finally, you are 100% Texan if you have ever heard this conversation: " You wanna coke?" "Yeah.""What kind?" "Dr. Pepper." __________________ Life is too short for drama & petty things so... laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly.

02-24-2008, 07:30 PM	#2 (permalink)
SpiralingxMind Just me Join Date: May 2006 Location: College- NY, Home- MA Age: 21 Posts: 843 Gold Bux: 59,179	Only one of those applies to me... good thing I'm not a Texan! __________________ There's a fine, fine line between a lover and a friend And there's a fine, fine line between reality and pretend ... I guess if someone doesn't love you back, it isn't such a crime, But there's a fine, fine line between love, and a waste of time. ... And I don't have the time to waste on you anymore. I don't think you even know what you're looking for For my own sanity, I've got to close the door, And walk away...

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02-25-2008, 02:46 AM	#3 (permalink)
novsand - eGold Supporter - Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Central Texas Age: 34 Posts: 369 Gold Bux: 54,120	that is so funny... from a Wacoan (how silly is that?)

02-27-2008, 01:52 PM	#4 (permalink)
Nellie_Lovett _Piebaker Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Fleet Street London Posts: 30 Gold Bux: -1,190	HAHA the tornado thingie applies to me and the pronunciation..uhoh LOL

02-28-2008, 08:21 AM	#5 (permalink)
novsand - eGold Supporter - Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Central Texas Age: 34 Posts: 369 Gold Bux: 54,120	I love number 20... yeah, they say that

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