The Wedding Ring

MJW @ CE · 02-10-2007, 10:19 PM

Recently a man had to go to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis after his mistress found the ring in his pants pocket and got so mad at him that she stuck it on him while he was asleep.
I don't know what's worse:
1) Having your mistress find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.
3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.

angelic angel · 02-11-2007, 02:39 AM

id say all three

**Untitled @ CE** · 02-11-2007, 12:44 PM

lmao MJW, good one bro

SmurffyFurffy · 02-11-2007, 05:32 PM

Funny one! I'd say all 3 too!! LOL

SpiralingxMind · 02-11-2007, 09:02 PM

Yeah, I'd have to go with the last one....

02-10-2007, 10:19 PM	#1 (permalink)
MJW @ CE Moderator Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Western New York State Age: 47 Posts: 248 Gold Bux: 17,935	The Wedding Ring Recently a man had to go to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis after his mistress found the ring in his pants pocket and got so mad at him that she stuck it on him while he was asleep. I don't know what's worse: 1) Having your mistress find out you're married. 2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis. 3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.

02-11-2007, 02:39 AM	#2 (permalink)
angelic angel Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Australia Age: 18 Posts: 1,109 Gold Bux: 18,968	id say all three __________________ kind, intelligent, loving and hot I'm everything your not. :nakedangel:

02-11-2007, 12:44 PM	#3 (permalink)
Untitled @ CE Go Leafs Go!. Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Canada Age: 22 Posts: 1,559 Gold Bux: 28,686	lmao MJW, good one bro __________________ :happy dance:

02-11-2007, 05:32 PM	#4 (permalink)
SmurffyFurffy Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Houston, TX Age: 51 Posts: 679 Gold Bux: 3,510	Funny one! I'd say all 3 too!! LOL __________________ Life is too short for drama & petty things so... laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly.

02-11-2007, 09:02 PM	#5 (permalink)
SpiralingxMind Just me Join Date: May 2006 Location: College- NY, Home- MA Age: 21 Posts: 843 Gold Bux: 59,179	Yeah, I'd have to go with the last one.... __________________ There's a fine, fine line between a lover and a friend And there's a fine, fine line between reality and pretend ... I guess if someone doesn't love you back, it isn't such a crime, But there's a fine, fine line between love, and a waste of time. ... And I don't have the time to waste on you anymore. I don't think you even know what you're looking for For my own sanity, I've got to close the door, And walk away...

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