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What patients say during colonoscopies...
Colonoscopies are no joke , but these comments during the exam were quite humorous..... A physician claims that the following are actual
comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies: 10. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before! 9. "Can you hear me NOW?" 8. "You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married." 7. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?" 6. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..." 5. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!" 4. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity." 3. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?" 2. "God, now I know why I am not gay." And the best one of all... 1. "Could you please write a note for my wife, saying that my head is not up there?"
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hahahaha gooooood one
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kind, intelligent, loving and hot I'm everything your not.
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