When you have an 'I Hate My Job' day!!!!

SmurffyFurffy · 02-28-2008, 10:09 PM

When you have an 'I Hate My Job' day, try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson

Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:

'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized '.

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department of Johnson & Johnson.'

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS!

SpiralingxMind · 03-01-2008, 10:30 AM

Eww hahaha

TwilightSky · 03-14-2008, 03:18 AM

disgusting

MickeyFan · 03-16-2008, 04:07 PM

lmao that was a good one, but very gross.

**Untitled @ CE** · 03-18-2008, 01:20 PM

awesome, ill try that out next time

Ellyn_Plays_Bass · 03-24-2008, 01:09 PM

OMG wow...Now i dont think my job as a cashier is so bad Hahahah

SpiralingxMind · 03-24-2008, 01:10 PM

I like being a cashier.... could be because I'm a Jew, though...
Well, I don't like how you're treated, but... I like dealing with the money.

02-28-2008, 10:09 PM	#1 (permalink)
SmurffyFurffy Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Houston, TX Age: 51 Posts: 677 Gold Bux: 7,314	When you have an 'I Hate My Job' day!!!! When you have an 'I Hate My Job' day, try this: On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement: 'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized '. Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department of Johnson & Johnson.' HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS! __________________ :flyhigh::flower: :foshizzle: :nakedangel::hihi: Life is too short for drama & petty things so... laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly.

03-01-2008, 10:30 AM	#2 (permalink)
SpiralingxMind Just me Join Date: May 2006 Location: College- NY, Home- MA Age: 21 Posts: 832 Gold Bux: 59,314	Eww hahaha __________________ There's a fine, fine line between a lover and a friend And there's a fine, fine line between reality and pretend ... I guess if someone doesn't love you back, it isn't such a crime, But there's a fine, fine line between love, and a waste of time. ... And I don't have the time to waste on you anymore. I don't think you even know what you're looking for For my own sanity, I've got to close the door, And walk away...

03-14-2008, 03:18 AM	#3 (permalink)
TwilightSky Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: ADDISON, TEXAS Age: 25 Posts: 77 Gold Bux: -1,005	disgusting __________________ DON'T ANSWER THE PHONE IT'S THE DEVIL!!!

03-16-2008, 04:07 PM	#4 (permalink)
MickeyFan Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Addison, texas Age: 25 Posts: 189 Gold Bux: -598	lmao that was a good one, but very gross. __________________ :flyhigh: :flower: :nakedangel:

03-18-2008, 01:20 PM	#5 (permalink)
Untitled @ CE Go Leafs Go!. Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Canada Age: 21 Posts: 1,559 Gold Bux: 28,389	awesome, ill try that out next time __________________ :happy dance:

03-24-2008, 01:09 PM	#6 (permalink)
Ellyn_Plays_Bass Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: LoNdOn Posts: 76 Gold Bux: 72	Hahah OMG wow...Now i dont think my job as a cashier is so bad Hahahah __________________ Master of Puppets I'm pullin' your strings!:bannanaguitar::bigbird:

03-24-2008, 01:10 PM	#7 (permalink)
SpiralingxMind Just me Join Date: May 2006 Location: College- NY, Home- MA Age: 21 Posts: 832 Gold Bux: 59,314	I like being a cashier.... could be because I'm a Jew, though... Well, I don't like how you're treated, but... I like dealing with the money. __________________ There's a fine, fine line between a lover and a friend And there's a fine, fine line between reality and pretend ... I guess if someone doesn't love you back, it isn't such a crime, But there's a fine, fine line between love, and a waste of time. ... And I don't have the time to waste on you anymore. I don't think you even know what you're looking for For my own sanity, I've got to close the door, And walk away...

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