Why Men Are Never Depressed

SmurffyFurffy · 02-01-2008, 08:11 PM

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED

Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000.
Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24th in 25 minutes.
What do you expect from such simple creatures? No wonder men are happier!!!

**Untitled @ CE** · 02-01-2008, 08:21 PM

hahaha so true

SpiralingxMind · 02-02-2008, 01:32 AM

I hate men.... all the reasons why are listed above.

SmurffyFurffy · 02-10-2008, 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpiralingxMind

I hate men.... all the reasons why are listed above.

I don't hate all men... just the stupid ones!!!!

SpiralingxMind · 02-10-2008, 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmurffyFurffy

I don't hate all men... just the stupid ones!!!!

Hence, I hate all men.

SmurffyFurffy · 02-10-2008, 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpiralingxMind

Hence, I hate all men.

:appl:

MickeyFan · 02-19-2008, 12:21 AM

i dont hate men just the stupid ones

SpiralingxMind · 02-19-2008, 02:36 PM

Just as Smurffy said... and my response remains:
Hence, I hate all men.

SmurffyFurffy · 02-24-2008, 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpiralingxMind

Just as Smurffy said... and my response remains:
Hence, I hate all men.

You're too young to have such a negative attitude towards men...Whom ever hurt you needs to have his a** KICKED!!!!

SpiralingxMind · 02-24-2008, 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmurffyFurffy

You're too young to have such a negative attitude towards men...Whom ever hurt you needs to have his a** KICKED!!!!

There are a couple of them-- you know anyone who would do the job?

02-01-2008, 08:11 PM	#1 (permalink)
SmurffyFurffy Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Houston, TX Age: 51 Posts: 679 Gold Bux: 3,510	Why Men Are Never Depressed WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24th in 25 minutes. What do you expect from such simple creatures? No wonder men are happier!!! __________________ Life is too short for drama & petty things so... laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly.

02-01-2008, 08:21 PM	#2 (permalink)
Untitled @ CE Go Leafs Go!. Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Canada Age: 22 Posts: 1,559 Gold Bux: 28,686	hahaha so true __________________ :happy dance:

02-02-2008, 01:32 AM	#3 (permalink)
SpiralingxMind Just me Join Date: May 2006 Location: College- NY, Home- MA Age: 21 Posts: 843 Gold Bux: 59,179	I hate men.... all the reasons why are listed above. __________________ There's a fine, fine line between a lover and a friend And there's a fine, fine line between reality and pretend ... I guess if someone doesn't love you back, it isn't such a crime, But there's a fine, fine line between love, and a waste of time. ... And I don't have the time to waste on you anymore. I don't think you even know what you're looking for For my own sanity, I've got to close the door, And walk away...

02-19-2008, 12:21 AM	#7 (permalink)
MickeyFan Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Addison, texas Age: 26 Posts: 196 Gold Bux: 1,411	i dont hate men just the stupid ones __________________ :flyhigh: :flower: :nakedangel:

02-19-2008, 02:36 PM	#8 (permalink)
SpiralingxMind Just me Join Date: May 2006 Location: College- NY, Home- MA Age: 21 Posts: 843 Gold Bux: 59,179	Just as Smurffy said... and my response remains: Hence, I hate all men. __________________ There's a fine, fine line between a lover and a friend And there's a fine, fine line between reality and pretend ... I guess if someone doesn't love you back, it isn't such a crime, But there's a fine, fine line between love, and a waste of time. ... And I don't have the time to waste on you anymore. I don't think you even know what you're looking for For my own sanity, I've got to close the door, And walk away...

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