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Old 04-11-2007, 12:58 AM   #171 (permalink)
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On a farm there was a fat ugly goat who had 7 sexy supple nipples. Those nipples were full of creamy hot sticky goo. It tasted like mouldy Kraft dinner that has been left out in someones dirty underwear. But the baby laughed and played with its own sexy supple nipples until they were so purple and swollen that they fell off and the baby was crying and started to pick them up, when out came pretty new baby frogs that looked like kris and started to scream, omg I look beautiful and they started to wish they hadn't been born frogs. They didn't wanna upset everyone because they only had one leg each and had to get to town as soon as possible before everyone laughed at them all. They started to drag themselves along the dark street. When all at once they heard loud singing from Rock Star Supernova and the Crazy Flying Banana Brothers. So they decided, being freaks themselves, that they wanted liver and onions with curly fries. But money was something they thought they couldn't spend. Having no pockets and no way to carry money, they started to ask strangers for change to eat. But people were shocked to see baby frogs with pants without pockets! But hunger was only the begining of their problems... Then the evil fat ugly goat gave them some magic powers that turned their heads towards dark and unseemly times. Now a frog with one big bug eye and one leg hopped toward them waving a mighty purple rubber chicken while chanting, Ohhhh mighty spirit goooo! Now i have seen stranger things, but can't remember ever seeing this before. Watching them worship the chicken, dancing and kissing, the goat collapsed and broke the only leg he had left. When suddenly he grew to the size of a elephant. The frogs started to sing uncontrollably... "don't sit on granny's knitting needles cause they will bite your butt!" The frogs laughed then shot the goat in the face. Now the time had come for them to kick back and eat the goat...now I'm full said one frog. Let's build a big fire to signal the aliens. Aliens !!! cried one of the frogs, they will eat my only leg. Quick squat down and kiss your lucky purple pebble so the big orange spotted alien wont get your only leg left. Suddenly the sky became very bright with rapidly moving lazer lights. The whole world went dark and quiet. One frog screamed, I'm a Yankey Doodle Herring. Yankey Doodle do or die! Yankey Doodle go home to your momma's house. The next sound you hear... I'm a Yankey and I love big brass bands! That's where it all started to fall into the hands of the 10 foot monkey! The monkey gave all the frogs a big giant Doobie to pass, so they passed it around from frog to frog skipping the monkey! That monkey doesnt like that one frog next to the tall angry purple homicidal hippo! The monkey got mad and took
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On a farm there was a fat ugly goat who had 7 sexy supple nipples. Those nipples were full of creamy hot sticky goo. It tasted like mouldy Kraft dinner that has been left out in someones dirty underwear. But the baby laughed and played with its own sexy supple nipples until they were so purple and swollen that they fell off and the baby was crying and started to pick them up, when out came pretty new baby frogs that looked like kris and started to scream, omg I look beautiful and they started to wish they hadn't been born frogs. They didn't wanna upset everyone because they only had one leg each and had to get to town as soon as possible before everyone laughed at them all. They started to drag themselves along the dark street. When all at once they heard loud singing from Rock Star Supernova and the Crazy Flying Banana Brothers. So they decided, being freaks themselves, that they wanted liver and onions with curly fries. But money was something they thought they couldn't spend. Having no pockets and no way to carry money, they started to ask strangers for change to eat. But people were shocked to see baby frogs with pants without pockets! But hunger was only the begining of their problems... Then the evil fat ugly goat gave them some magic powers that turned their heads towards dark and unseemly times. Now a frog with one big bug eye and one leg hopped toward them waving a mighty purple rubber chicken while chanting, Ohhhh mighty spirit goooo! Now i have seen stranger things, but can't remember ever seeing this before. Watching them worship the chicken, dancing and kissing, the goat collapsed and broke the only leg he had left. When suddenly he grew to the size of a elephant. The frogs started to sing uncontrollably... "don't sit on granny's knitting needles cause they will bite your butt!" The frogs laughed then shot the goat in the face. Now the time had come for them to kick back and eat the goat...now I'm full said one frog. Let's build a big fire to signal the aliens. Aliens !!! cried one of the frogs, they will eat my only leg. Quick squat down and kiss your lucky purple pebble so the big orange spotted alien wont get your only leg left. Suddenly the sky became very bright with rapidly moving lazer lights. The whole world went dark and quiet. One frog screamed, I'm a Yankey Doodle Herring. Yankey Doodle do or die! Yankey Doodle go home to your momma's house. The next sound you hear... I'm a Yankey and I love big brass bands! That's where it all started to fall into the hands of the 10 foot monkey! The monkey gave all the frogs a big giant Doobie to pass, so they passed it around from frog to frog skipping the monkey! That monkey doesnt like that one frog next to the tall angry purple homicidal hippo! The monkey got mad and took off running down
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On a farm there was a fat ugly goat who had 7 sexy supple nipples. Those nipples were full of creamy hot sticky goo. It tasted like mouldy Kraft dinner that has been left out in someones dirty underwear. But the baby laughed and played with its own sexy supple nipples until they were so purple and swollen that they fell off and the baby was crying and started to pick them up, when out came pretty new baby frogs that looked like kris and started to scream, omg I look beautiful and they started to wish they hadn't been born frogs. They didn't wanna upset everyone because they only had one leg each and had to get to town as soon as possible before everyone laughed at them all. They started to drag themselves along the dark street. When all at once they heard loud singing from Rock Star Supernova and the Crazy Flying Banana Brothers. So they decided, being freaks themselves, that they wanted liver and onions with curly fries. But money was something they thought they couldn't spend. Having no pockets and no way to carry money, they started to ask strangers for change to eat. But people were shocked to see baby frogs with pants without pockets! But hunger was only the begining of their problems... Then the evil fat ugly goat gave them some magic powers that turned their heads towards dark and unseemly times. Now a frog with one big bug eye and one leg hopped toward them waving a mighty purple rubber chicken while chanting, Ohhhh mighty spirit goooo! Now i have seen stranger things, but can't remember ever seeing this before. Watching them worship the chicken, dancing and kissing, the goat collapsed and broke the only leg he had left. When suddenly he grew to the size of a elephant. The frogs started to sing uncontrollably... "don't sit on granny's knitting needles cause they will bite your butt!" The frogs laughed then shot the goat in the face. Now the time had come for them to kick back and eat the goat...now I'm full said one frog. Let's build a big fire to signal the aliens. Aliens !!! cried one of the frogs, they will eat my only leg. Quick squat down and kiss your lucky purple pebble so the big orange spotted alien wont get your only leg left. Suddenly the sky became very bright with rapidly moving lazer lights. The whole world went dark and quiet. One frog screamed, I'm a Yankey Doodle Herring. Yankey Doodle do or die! Yankey Doodle go home to your momma's house. The next sound you hear... I'm a Yankey and I love big brass bands! That's where it all started to fall into the hands of the 10 foot monkey! The monkey gave all the frogs a big giant Doobie to pass, so they passed it around from frog to frog skipping the monkey! That monkey doesnt like that one frog next to the tall angry purple homicidal hippo! The monkey got mad and took off running down the street towards
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On a farm there was a fat ugly goat who had 7 sexy supple nipples. Those nipples were full of creamy hot sticky goo. It tasted like mouldy Kraft dinner that has been left out in someones dirty underwear. But the baby laughed and played with its own sexy supple nipples until they were so purple and swollen that they fell off and the baby was crying and started to pick them up, when out came pretty new baby frogs that looked like kris and started to scream, omg I look beautiful and they started to wish they hadn't been born frogs. They didn't wanna upset everyone because they only had one leg each and had to get to town as soon as possible before everyone laughed at them all. They started to drag themselves along the dark street. When all at once they heard loud singing from Rock Star Supernova and the Crazy Flying Banana Brothers. So they decided, being freaks themselves, that they wanted liver and onions with curly fries. But money was something they thought they couldn't spend. Having no pockets and no way to carry money, they started to ask strangers for change to eat. But people were shocked to see baby frogs with pants without pockets! But hunger was only the begining of their problems... Then the evil fat ugly goat gave them some magic powers that turned their heads towards dark and unseemly times. Now a frog with one big bug eye and one leg hopped toward them waving a mighty purple rubber chicken while chanting, Ohhhh mighty spirit goooo! Now i have seen stranger things, but can't remember ever seeing this before. Watching them worship the chicken, dancing and kissing, the goat collapsed and broke the only leg he had left. When suddenly he grew to the size of a elephant. The frogs started to sing uncontrollably... "don't sit on granny's knitting needles cause they will bite your butt!" The frogs laughed then shot the goat in the face. Now the time had come for them to kick back and eat the goat...now I'm full said one frog. Let's build a big fire to signal the aliens. Aliens !!! cried one of the frogs, they will eat my only leg. Quick squat down and kiss your lucky purple pebble so the big orange spotted alien wont get your only leg left. Suddenly the sky became very bright with rapidly moving lazer lights. The whole world went dark and quiet. One frog screamed, I'm a Yankey Doodle Herring. Yankey Doodle do or die! Yankey Doodle go home to your momma's house. The next sound you hear... I'm a Yankey and I love big brass bands! That's where it all started to fall into the hands of the 10 foot monkey! The monkey gave all the frogs a big giant Doobie to pass, so they passed it around from frog to frog skipping the monkey! That monkey doesnt like that one frog next to the tall angry purple homicidal hippo! The monkey got mad and took off running down the street towards the unknown darkness
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On a farm there was a fat ugly goat who had 7 sexy supple nipples. Those nipples were full of creamy hot sticky goo. It tasted like mouldy Kraft dinner that has been left out in someones dirty underwear. But the baby laughed and played with its own sexy supple nipples until they were so purple and swollen that they fell off and the baby was crying and started to pick them up, when out came pretty new baby frogs that looked like kris and started to scream, omg I look beautiful and they started to wish they hadn't been born frogs. They didn't wanna upset everyone because they only had one leg each and had to get to town as soon as possible before everyone laughed at them all. They started to drag themselves along the dark street. When all at once they heard loud singing from Rock Star Supernova and the Crazy Flying Banana Brothers. So they decided, being freaks themselves, that they wanted liver and onions with curly fries. But money was something they thought they couldn't spend. Having no pockets and no way to carry money, they started to ask strangers for change to eat. But people were shocked to see baby frogs with pants without pockets! But hunger was only the begining of their problems... Then the evil fat ugly goat gave them some magic powers that turned their heads towards dark and unseemly times. Now a frog with one big bug eye and one leg hopped toward them waving a mighty purple rubber chicken while chanting, Ohhhh mighty spirit goooo! Now i have seen stranger things, but can't remember ever seeing this before. Watching them worship the chicken, dancing and kissing, the goat collapsed and broke the only leg he had left. When suddenly he grew to the size of a elephant. The frogs started to sing uncontrollably... "don't sit on granny's knitting needles cause they will bite your butt!" The frogs laughed then shot the goat in the face. Now the time had come for them to kick back and eat the goat...now I'm full said one frog. Let's build a big fire to signal the aliens. Aliens !!! cried one of the frogs, they will eat my only leg. Quick squat down and kiss your lucky purple pebble so the big orange spotted alien wont get your only leg left. Suddenly the sky became very bright with rapidly moving lazer lights. The whole world went dark and quiet. One frog screamed, I'm a Yankey Doodle Herring. Yankey Doodle do or die! Yankey Doodle go home to your momma's house. The next sound you hear... I'm a Yankey and I love big brass bands! That's where it all started to fall into the hands of the 10 foot monkey! The monkey gave all the frogs a big giant Doobie to pass, so they passed it around from frog to frog skipping the monkey! That monkey doesnt like that one frog next to the tall angry purple homicidal hippo! The monkey got mad and took off running down the street towards the unknown darkness where a Tavern
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On a farm there was a fat ugly goat who had 7 sexy supple nipples. Those nipples were full of creamy hot sticky goo. It tasted like mouldy Kraft dinner that has been left out in someones dirty underwear. But the baby laughed and played with its own sexy supple nipples until they were so purple and swollen that they fell off and the baby was crying and started to pick them up, when out came pretty new baby frogs that looked like kris and started to scream, omg I look beautiful and they started to wish they hadn't been born frogs. They didn't wanna upset everyone because they only had one leg each and had to get to town as soon as possible before everyone laughed at them all. They started to drag themselves along the dark street. When all at once they heard loud singing from Rock Star Supernova and the Crazy Flying Banana Brothers. So they decided, being freaks themselves, that they wanted liver and onions with curly fries. But money was something they thought they couldn't spend. Having no pockets and no way to carry money, they started to ask strangers for change to eat. But people were shocked to see baby frogs with pants without pockets! But hunger was only the begining of their problems... Then the evil fat ugly goat gave them some magic powers that turned their heads towards dark and unseemly times. Now a frog with one big bug eye and one leg hopped toward them waving a mighty purple rubber chicken while chanting, Ohhhh mighty spirit goooo! Now i have seen stranger things, but can't remember ever seeing this before. Watching them worship the chicken, dancing and kissing, the goat collapsed and broke the only leg he had left. When suddenly he grew to the size of a elephant. The frogs started to sing uncontrollably... "don't sit on granny's knitting needles cause they will bite your butt!" The frogs laughed then shot the goat in the face. Now the time had come for them to kick back and eat the goat...now I'm full said one frog. Let's build a big fire to signal the aliens. Aliens !!! cried one of the frogs, they will eat my only leg. Quick squat down and kiss your lucky purple pebble so the big orange spotted alien wont get your only leg left. Suddenly the sky became very bright with rapidly moving lazer lights. The whole world went dark and quiet. One frog screamed, I'm a Yankey Doodle Herring. Yankey Doodle do or die! Yankey Doodle go home to your momma's house. The next sound you hear... I'm a Yankey and I love big brass bands! That's where it all started to fall into the hands of the 10 foot monkey! The monkey gave all the frogs a big giant Doobie to pass, so they passed it around from frog to frog skipping the monkey! That monkey doesnt like that one frog next to the tall angry purple homicidal hippo! The monkey got mad and took off running down the street towards the unknown darkness where a Tavern that only let
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On a farm there was a fat ugly goat who had 7 sexy supple nipples. Those nipples were full of creamy hot sticky goo. It tasted like mouldy Kraft dinner that has been left out in someones dirty underwear. But the baby laughed and played with its own sexy supple nipples until they were so purple and swollen that they fell off and the baby was crying and started to pick them up, when out came pretty new baby frogs that looked like kris and started to scream, omg I look beautiful and they started to wish they hadn't been born frogs. They didn't wanna upset everyone because they only had one leg each and had to get to town as soon as possible before everyone laughed at them all. They started to drag themselves along the dark street. When all at once they heard loud singing from Rock Star Supernova and the Crazy Flying Banana Brothers. So they decided, being freaks themselves, that they wanted liver and onions with curly fries. But money was something they thought they couldn't spend. Having no pockets and no way to carry money, they started to ask strangers for change to eat. But people were shocked to see baby frogs with pants without pockets! But hunger was only the begining of their problems... Then the evil fat ugly goat gave them some magic powers that turned their heads towards dark and unseemly times. Now a frog with one big bug eye and one leg hopped toward them waving a mighty purple rubber chicken while chanting, Ohhhh mighty spirit goooo! Now i have seen stranger things, but can't remember ever seeing this before. Watching them worship the chicken, dancing and kissing, the goat collapsed and broke the only leg he had left. When suddenly he grew to the size of a elephant. The frogs started to sing uncontrollably... "don't sit on granny's knitting needles cause they will bite your butt!" The frogs laughed then shot the goat in the face. Now the time had come for them to kick back and eat the goat...now I'm full said one frog. Let's build a big fire to signal the aliens. Aliens !!! cried one of the frogs, they will eat my only leg. Quick squat down and kiss your lucky purple pebble so the big orange spotted alien wont get your only leg left. Suddenly the sky became very bright with rapidly moving lazer lights. The whole world went dark and quiet. One frog screamed, I'm a Yankey Doodle Herring. Yankey Doodle do or die! Yankey Doodle go home to your momma's house. The next sound you hear... I'm a Yankey and I love big brass bands! That's where it all started to fall into the hands of the 10 foot monkey! The monkey gave all the frogs a big giant Doobie to pass, so they passed it around from frog to frog skipping the monkey! That monkey doesnt like that one frog next to the tall angry purple homicidal hippo! The monkey got mad and took off running down the street towards the unknown darkness where a Tavern that only let's in flying monkey's
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On a farm there was a fat ugly goat who had 7 sexy supple nipples. Those nipples were full of creamy hot sticky goo. It tasted like mouldy Kraft dinner that has been left out in someones dirty underwear. But the baby laughed and played with its own sexy supple nipples until they were so purple and swollen that they fell off and the baby was crying and started to pick them up, when out came pretty new baby frogs that looked like kris and started to scream, omg I look beautiful and they started to wish they hadn't been born frogs. They didn't wanna upset everyone because they only had one leg each and had to get to town as soon as possible before everyone laughed at them all. They started to drag themselves along the dark street. When all at once they heard loud singing from Rock Star Supernova and the Crazy Flying Banana Brothers. So they decided, being freaks themselves, that they wanted liver and onions with curly fries. But money was something they thought they couldn't spend. Having no pockets and no way to carry money, they started to ask strangers for change to eat. But people were shocked to see baby frogs with pants without pockets! But hunger was only the begining of their problems... Then the evil fat ugly goat gave them some magic powers that turned their heads towards dark and unseemly times. Now a frog with one big bug eye and one leg hopped toward them waving a mighty purple rubber chicken while chanting, Ohhhh mighty spirit goooo! Now i have seen stranger things, but can't remember ever seeing this before. Watching them worship the chicken, dancing and kissing, the goat collapsed and broke the only leg he had left. When suddenly he grew to the size of a elephant. The frogs started to sing uncontrollably... "don't sit on granny's knitting needles cause they will bite your butt!" The frogs laughed then shot the goat in the face. Now the time had come for them to kick back and eat the goat...now I'm full said one frog. Let's build a big fire to signal the aliens. Aliens !!! cried one of the frogs, they will eat my only leg. Quick squat down and kiss your lucky purple pebble so the big orange spotted alien wont get your only leg left. Suddenly the sky became very bright with rapidly moving lazer lights. The whole world went dark and quiet. One frog screamed, I'm a Yankey Doodle Herring. Yankey Doodle do or die! Yankey Doodle go home to your momma's house. The next sound you hear... I'm a Yankey and I love big brass bands! That's where it all started to fall into the hands of the 10 foot monkey! The monkey gave all the frogs a big giant Doobie to pass, so they passed it around from frog to frog skipping the monkey! That monkey doesnt like that one frog next to the tall angry purple homicidal hippo! The monkey got mad and took off running down the street towards the unknown darkness where a Tavern that only let's in flying monkey's could have a
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On a farm there was a fat ugly goat who had 7 sexy supple nipples. Those nipples were full of creamy hot sticky goo. It tasted like mouldy Kraft dinner that has been left out in someones dirty underwear. But the baby laughed and played with its own sexy supple nipples until they were so purple and swollen that they fell off and the baby was crying and started to pick them up, when out came pretty new baby frogs that looked like kris and started to scream, omg I look beautiful and they started to wish they hadn't been born frogs. They didn't wanna upset everyone because they only had one leg each and had to get to town as soon as possible before everyone laughed at them all. They started to drag themselves along the dark street. When all at once they heard loud singing from Rock Star Supernova and the Crazy Flying Banana Brothers. So they decided, being freaks themselves, that they wanted liver and onions with curly fries. But money was something they thought they couldn't spend. Having no pockets and no way to carry money, they started to ask strangers for change to eat. But people were shocked to see baby frogs with pants without pockets! But hunger was only the begining of their problems... Then the evil fat ugly goat gave them some magic powers that turned their heads towards dark and unseemly times. Now a frog with one big bug eye and one leg hopped toward them waving a mighty purple rubber chicken while chanting, Ohhhh mighty spirit goooo! Now i have seen stranger things, but can't remember ever seeing this before. Watching them worship the chicken, dancing and kissing, the goat collapsed and broke the only leg he had left. When suddenly he grew to the size of a elephant. The frogs started to sing uncontrollably... "don't sit on granny's knitting needles cause they will bite your butt!" The frogs laughed then shot the goat in the face. Now the time had come for them to kick back and eat the goat...now I'm full said one frog. Let's build a big fire to signal the aliens. Aliens !!! cried one of the frogs, they will eat my only leg. Quick squat down and kiss your lucky purple pebble so the big orange spotted alien wont get your only leg left. Suddenly the sky became very bright with rapidly moving lazer lights. The whole world went dark and quiet. One frog screamed, I'm a Yankey Doodle Herring. Yankey Doodle do or die! Yankey Doodle go home to your momma's house. The next sound you hear... I'm a Yankey and I love big brass bands! That's where it all started to fall into the hands of the 10 foot monkey! The monkey gave all the frogs a big giant Doobie to pass, so they passed it around from frog to frog skipping the monkey! That monkey doesnt like that one frog next to the tall angry purple homicidal hippo! The monkey got mad and took off running down the street towards the unknown darkness where a Tavern that only let's in flying monkey's could have a nice cold drink.
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On a farm there was a fat ugly goat who had 7 sexy supple nipples. Those nipples were full of creamy hot sticky goo. It tasted like mouldy Kraft dinner that has been left out in someones dirty underwear. But the baby laughed and played with its own sexy supple nipples until they were so purple and swollen that they fell off and the baby was crying and started to pick them up, when out came pretty new baby frogs that looked like kris and started to scream, omg I look beautiful and they started to wish they hadn't been born frogs. They didn't wanna upset everyone because they only had one leg each and had to get to town as soon as possible before everyone laughed at them all. They started to drag themselves along the dark street. When all at once they heard loud singing from Rock Star Supernova and the Crazy Flying Banana Brothers. So they decided, being freaks themselves, that they wanted liver and onions with curly fries. But money was something they thought they couldn't spend. Having no pockets and no way to carry money, they started to ask strangers for change to eat. But people were shocked to see baby frogs with pants without pockets! But hunger was only the begining of their problems... Then the evil fat ugly goat gave them some magic powers that turned their heads towards dark and unseemly times. Now a frog with one big bug eye and one leg hopped toward them waving a mighty purple rubber chicken while chanting, Ohhhh mighty spirit goooo! Now i have seen stranger things, but can't remember ever seeing this before. Watching them worship the chicken, dancing and kissing, the goat collapsed and broke the only leg he had left. When suddenly he grew to the size of a elephant. The frogs started to sing uncontrollably... "don't sit on granny's knitting needles cause they will bite your butt!" The frogs laughed then shot the goat in the face. Now the time had come for them to kick back and eat the goat...now I'm full said one frog. Let's build a big fire to signal the aliens. Aliens !!! cried one of the frogs, they will eat my only leg. Quick squat down and kiss your lucky purple pebble so the big orange spotted alien wont get your only leg left. Suddenly the sky became very bright with rapidly moving lazer lights. The whole world went dark and quiet. One frog screamed, I'm a Yankey Doodle Herring. Yankey Doodle do or die! Yankey Doodle go home to your momma's house. The next sound you hear... I'm a Yankey and I love big brass bands! That's where it all started to fall into the hands of the 10 foot monkey! The monkey gave all the frogs a big giant Doobie to pass, so they passed it around from frog to frog skipping the monkey! That monkey doesnt like that one frog next to the tall angry purple homicidal hippo! The monkey got mad and took off running down the street towards the unknown darkness where a Tavern that only let's in flying monkey's could have a nice cold drink. After that they
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