budweiser method

stickyballs · 06-29-2006, 08:10 PM

For the benefit of non-Americans -Budweiser is a top selling beer in America. It has a familiar commercial showing huge Clydesdale draft horses drawing an old fashioned beer delivery wagon

Three guys at loose ends in a bar are sitting at a table and rating women as they walk in. The guys, of course, are using the familiar "1-10" system.

A cute brunette walks in. The guys agree that she rates a 7. The bartender happens to be wiping up at a nearby table (it's a small bar) and hears them. He glances over and says: " Nah, she'a 3 on the Budweiser system".

The guys are amazed and tell him she's a really attractive girl. The bartender shrugs and says:" That's how I see it'.

Next, a really interesting redhead walks in. The guys are unanimous that she rates a 9. Again, the bartender is nearby and hears them. He looks over and says:" I see her as a 5 on the Budweiser system".

The guys are astonished. "How can you say that? She's knock down, drag out gorgeous!" The bartender shrugs:" That's the way I see her under the Budweiser system".

Finally, a 5'11" blonde strolls in. The guys are unanimous that she is a 10. Again, the bartender looks over and pronounces: " I see her as a 6 under the Budweiser system".

The guys have had it. One guy says to the bartender: " What the hell is this Budweiser system?"

The bartender says: " The number of Clydesdales needed to pull me off her".
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**Blue @ CE** · 06-29-2006, 09:10 PM

Lmao cute sticky

angelic angel · 09-30-2006, 06:29 AM

beer is disgusting

SmurffyFurffy · 11-03-2006, 12:40 PM

lol funny!

angelic angel · 12-08-2006, 01:27 AM

victoria bitters is the best in australia for beer

P.S. i hate beer still!!!!!

06-29-2006, 08:10 PM	#1 (permalink)
stickyballs Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: columbia, missouri Age: 32 Posts: 46 Gold Bux: 1,022	budweiser method For the benefit of non-Americans -Budweiser is a top selling beer in America. It has a familiar commercial showing huge Clydesdale draft horses drawing an old fashioned beer delivery wagon Three guys at loose ends in a bar are sitting at a table and rating women as they walk in. The guys, of course, are using the familiar "1-10" system. A cute brunette walks in. The guys agree that she rates a 7. The bartender happens to be wiping up at a nearby table (it's a small bar) and hears them. He glances over and says: " Nah, she'a 3 on the Budweiser system". The guys are amazed and tell him she's a really attractive girl. The bartender shrugs and says:" That's how I see it'. Next, a really interesting redhead walks in. The guys are unanimous that she rates a 9. Again, the bartender is nearby and hears them. He looks over and says:" I see her as a 5 on the Budweiser system". The guys are astonished. "How can you say that? She's knock down, drag out gorgeous!" The bartender shrugs:" That's the way I see her under the Budweiser system". Finally, a 5'11" blonde strolls in. The guys are unanimous that she is a 10. Again, the bartender looks over and pronounces: " I see her as a 6 under the Budweiser system". The guys have had it. One guy says to the bartender: " What the hell is this Budweiser system?" The bartender says: " The number of Clydesdales needed to pull me off her". _________________ __________________ I DIDNT GET TO GO TO RECESS WHEN I WAS A KID, CAUSE I DON'T PLAY!!!

06-29-2006, 09:10 PM	#2 (permalink)
Blue @ CE Administrator Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Canada Eh Age: 51 Posts: 229 Gold Bux: 856	Lmao cute sticky __________________ .

09-30-2006, 06:29 AM	#3 (permalink)
angelic angel Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Australia Age: 18 Posts: 1,109 Gold Bux: 19,073	beer is disgusting __________________ kind, intelligent, loving and hot I'm everything your not. :nakedangel:

11-03-2006, 12:40 PM	#4 (permalink)
SmurffyFurffy Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Houston, TX Age: 51 Posts: 677 Gold Bux: 6,472	lol funny! __________________ :flyhigh::flower: :foshizzle: :nakedangel::hihi: Life is too short for drama & petty things so... laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly.

12-08-2006, 01:27 AM	#5 (permalink)
angelic angel Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Australia Age: 18 Posts: 1,109 Gold Bux: 19,073	victoria bitters is the best in australia for beer P.S. i hate beer still!!!!! __________________ kind, intelligent, loving and hot I'm everything your not. :nakedangel:

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