Corniest Pick Up Lines?

SpiralingxMind · 06-19-2006, 06:25 PM

So I was wondering what the corniest pick up lines you've ever heard are...

Such as, "I'm not Fred Flinstone, but I can make your bed rock."
Or, "Can I see your tan lines?"
Perhaps, "Hi, my name is 'Milk,' and I'll do your body good."
Maybe the cheesiest is, "Excuse me but you just dropped something... MY JAW!"

But is it only me, or is "I think we'd look cute on top of a wedding cake together" cute? Because I think it is.

So what are the cheesiest, corniest, or even the sweetest lines you've heard/used?

PiMp DaDdY · 06-19-2006, 09:40 PM

If you were a car door I would slam you all night long

Your daddy must have been a drug dealer cause your dope

**Blue @ CE** · 06-19-2006, 11:25 PM

lol...I like the car door one...too funny

SpiralingxMind · 06-19-2006, 11:59 PM

Haha. I think the absolute cheesiest is "I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away."

Check out www.linesthataregood.com and ecrush.com/pickuplines for some really good ones, some bizarre ones, and some plain old creepy ones.

angelic angel · 06-20-2006, 03:43 AM

yea i hate the you take my breath away ones

**Untitled @ CE** · 06-21-2006, 02:31 PM

haha good ones.. I like the car one as well

angelic angel · 07-02-2006, 01:37 AM

most of them are all right but some are just argh

06-19-2006, 06:25 PM	#1 (permalink)
SpiralingxMind Just me Join Date: May 2006 Location: College- NY, Home- MA Age: 21 Posts: 836 Gold Bux: 59,071	Corniest Pick Up Lines? So I was wondering what the corniest pick up lines you've ever heard are... Such as, "I'm not Fred Flinstone, but I can make your bed rock." Or, "Can I see your tan lines?" Perhaps, "Hi, my name is 'Milk,' and I'll do your body good." Maybe the cheesiest is, "Excuse me but you just dropped something... MY JAW!" But is it only me, or is "I think we'd look cute on top of a wedding cake together" cute? Because I think it is. So what are the cheesiest, corniest, or even the sweetest lines you've heard/used? __________________ There's a fine, fine line between a lover and a friend And there's a fine, fine line between reality and pretend ... I guess if someone doesn't love you back, it isn't such a crime, But there's a fine, fine line between love, and a waste of time. ... And I don't have the time to waste on you anymore. I don't think you even know what you're looking for For my own sanity, I've got to close the door, And walk away...

06-19-2006, 09:40 PM	#2 (permalink)
PiMp DaDdY Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Age: 32 Posts: 20 Gold Bux: 37,307	If you were a car door I would slam you all night long Your daddy must have been a drug dealer cause your dope __________________ :surf:

06-19-2006, 11:25 PM	#3 (permalink)
Blue @ CE Administrator Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Canada Eh Age: 51 Posts: 229 Gold Bux: 856	lol...I like the car door one...too funny __________________ .

06-19-2006, 11:59 PM	#4 (permalink)
SpiralingxMind Just me Join Date: May 2006 Location: College- NY, Home- MA Age: 21 Posts: 836 Gold Bux: 59,071	Haha. I think the absolute cheesiest is "I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away." Check out www.linesthataregood.com and ecrush.com/pickuplines for some really good ones, some bizarre ones, and some plain old creepy ones. __________________ There's a fine, fine line between a lover and a friend And there's a fine, fine line between reality and pretend ... I guess if someone doesn't love you back, it isn't such a crime, But there's a fine, fine line between love, and a waste of time. ... And I don't have the time to waste on you anymore. I don't think you even know what you're looking for For my own sanity, I've got to close the door, And walk away...

06-20-2006, 03:43 AM	#5 (permalink)
angelic angel Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Australia Age: 18 Posts: 1,109 Gold Bux: 19,073	yea i hate the you take my breath away ones __________________ kind, intelligent, loving and hot I'm everything your not. :nakedangel:

06-21-2006, 02:31 PM	#6 (permalink)
Untitled @ CE Go Leafs Go!. Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Canada Age: 22 Posts: 1,559 Gold Bux: 28,709	haha good ones.. I like the car one as well __________________ :happy dance:

07-02-2006, 01:37 AM	#7 (permalink)
angelic angel Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Australia Age: 18 Posts: 1,109 Gold Bux: 19,073	most of them are all right but some are just argh __________________ kind, intelligent, loving and hot I'm everything your not. :nakedangel:

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